Who is your role model ?

[GoldenDragon]

Sam's English isn't bad at all but as long as I'm around, he's second best, whether British or American.

Steady poon pi pi.

 

[mrssmith]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arse

You missed my point entirely. My point was, the phrase is 'ass/arse KISSER' not ' ass/arse licker'. You don't lick arses, you kiss arses. You do lick boots though.

 

[spotter542]

Steady poon pi pi.

Today go RWS got poon pi pi or not ? :p

 

[Ramseth]

Steady poon pi pi.

How's your gaming tonight? Got a harvest?

 

[GoldenDragon]

Today go RWS got poon pi pi or not ? :p

Haven't been in for awhile already. Lost control, lost money. Recuperating now and will be back soon. Now into another biz that needs me to travel up north quite regularly.

 

[spotter542]

You missed my point entirely. My point was, the phrase is 'ass/arse KISSER' not ' ass/arse licker'. You don't lick arses, you kiss arses. You do lick boots though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anilingus

Look at technique

Sorry , I don't have any idea what kiwi polish taste like :p

 

[GoldenDragon]

How's your gaming tonight? Got a harvest?

Harvest bo. Burnt got. That's life - ups and downs all the time.

 

[spotter542]

Haven't been in for awhile already. Lost control, lost money. Recuperating now and will be back soon. Now into another biz that needs me to travel up north quite regularly.

The Valley or City of Angels ?

 

[GoldenDragon]

You missed my point entirely. My point was, the phrase is 'ass/arse KISSER' not ' ass/arse licker'. You don't lick arses, you kiss arses. You do lick boots though.

Mdm, bet you have not been to Geylang. Over there, they don't kiss arses. They lick and lick very skilfully too. In Hokkien, they call it 'lar ka chng'.

 

[Ramseth]

My point was, the phrase is 'ass/arse KISSER' not ' ass/arse licker'. You don't lick arses, you kiss arses. You do lick boots though.

Very pertinent points my dear but outdated. One can do whatever one's willing to please an ass nowadays, including kissing, licking or even [expletives deleted]. You're also outdated about boots. There're quick shoeshine liquid bottles nowadays; no need for shoeshine boys.

 

[Ramseth]

Mdm, bet you have not been to Geylang. Over there, they don't kiss arses. They lick and lick very skilfully too. In Hokkien, they call it 'lar ka chng'.

As usual, you're at your expletively colourful best.

 

[drifter]

Mdm, bet you have not been to Geylang. Over there, they don't kiss arses. They lick and lick very skilfully too. In Hokkien, they call it 'lar ka chng'.

bro..you forget one last word ...lar ka chng KAR ...

 

[drifter]

See the difference in response? Drifter understood it thoroughly and had a hearty laugh instead of just understanding it literally and responding as a pragmatic critique. That's a higher level of comprehension.

sometimes your jokes makes ppl want to slap you ... lol .

 

[mrssmith]

Very pertinent points my dear but outdated. One can do whatever one's willing to please an ass nowadays, including kissing, licking or even [expletives deleted]. You're also outdated about boots. There're quick shoeshine liquid bottles nowadays; no need for shoeshine boys.

I am not your dear and idioms are cultural nuances that do not change. A gust of wind is always a gust of wind, not a fan of wind or an air-con of wind. Kissing arse is always kissing arse, no such thing as licking arse. You obviously do not know what you are talking about.

But I am glad you are making an attempt to learn the language, you can do better, you can be more Western, you can leave the gangs.

 

[HedgeTrader]

Kissing arse is always kissing arse, no such thing as licking arse. You obviously do not know what you are talking about.

Telling you come kiss my ass and telling you come lick my ass, as long as you come, you're a good bitch. If you do the job well, I may consider letting you blow my dick or suck my dick. Blow and suck are antonymns but they become synonyms here. You need to improve on your grasp of nuances.

:oIo:

 

[GoldenDragon]

The Valley or City of Angels ?

JB to KL. Not sure what The Valley and City of Angels refer to. Pardon my ignorance.

 

[GoldenDragon]

bro..you forget one last word ...lar ka chng KAR ...

The 'khang' not needed coz it is understood. mrssmith must be missing the experience of a lifetime as 'victim' of lar ka chng'. Otherwise she 'song song' to Jurong.

 

[drifter]

The 'khang' not needed coz it is understood. mrssmith must be missing the experience of a lifetime as 'victim' of lar ka chng'. Otherwise she 'song song' to Jurong.

Good one bro .. Hahahaha

 

[mrssmith]

Telling you come kiss my ass and telling you come lick my ass, as long as you come, you're a good bitch. If you do the job well, I may consider letting you blow my dick or suck my dick. Blow and suck are antonymns but they become synonyms here. You need to improve on your grasp of nuances.

:oIo:

As you seem to know very well, blowing and sucking dick are both acceptable, but licking ass is never acceptable and doesn't make any sense.

You have to improve.

 

[Ramseth]

I am not your dear and idioms are cultural nuances that do not change.

Frankly whether you're my dear or not, I don't give a damn.