What is a Chinese Wispa?

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I don't get the joke. What is a Chinese Wispa? Can someone explain the gag line to me? Thanks
[h=1]Chinese chocolate gag named Edinburgh Fringe's funniest joke[/h]Tue, Aug 20 2013
(Note: Contains allusions that may be offensive to some readers)

LONDON (Reuters) - Heard the one about the Chinese chocolate bar? Comedy fans at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival did and named it the best joke of the global arts extravaganza.

English comedian Rob Auton won the Dave Award for his one-liner - "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa."

The quip about the company's Wispa bar was shortlisted alongside 19 others by British television channel Dave, then submitted to a public vote.

The Scottish capital more than doubles in population in August when the Fringe combines with the up-market Edinburgh International Festival and other events focused on books and art.

The other jokes in Dave's top 10 were:

2. Alex Horne - "I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying."

3. Alfie Moore - "I'm in a same-sex marriage ... the sex is always the same."

4. Tim Vine - "My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily.'"

5. Gary Delaney - "I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell."

6. Phil Wang - "The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men."

7. Marcus Brigstocke - "You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost."

8. Liam Williams - "The universe implodes. No matter."

9. Bobby Mair - "I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance."

10. Chris Coltrane - "The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately."

(Reporting by Paul Casciato; Editing by Andrew Heavens)




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This is racist. Why do they call it Chinese and not Ah Neh whispers?
 
A Chinese whip is this

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I always thought you are ociffer? You only chao-corporal ah?

I was the bastard Instructor.

I told the scout up front to inform the whole section that "enemy sighted 10 o'clock watch my fire"

At the end of the line, it became "enemy fire from the top watch out for fire".
 
I was the bastard Instructor.

I told the scout up front to inform the whole section that "enemy sighted 10 o'clock watch my fire"

At the end of the line, it became "enemy fire from the top watch out for fire".

Telling them in hokkien could help though but then thinking about your situation is its real war wonder what's going to happen.
 
English comedian Rob Auton won the Dave Award for his one-liner - "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa."

The quip about the company's Wispa bar was shortlisted alongside 19 others by British television channel Dave, then submitted to a public vote.
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This is the Wispa bar. To be honest, not very funny leh... I like 3, 5, 8 & 10...

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told my female viet barber to "save" my sideburns, and she shaved them clean! :eek:
 
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