ways to keep sbf up and running

eatshitndie

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instead of bitching like mrt commuters when it slows or breaks down, here are ways to help the forum function more smoothly....afterall, the service is free. so stop whining and complaining.

1. use morse code.
2. refrain from replying with lol, brb and stfu and turning forum into a text messaging cesspit.
3. no graphic pics of exploding body parts.
4. forummers with excessive lol signatures, e.g. debonerboy, should be banned.
5. ration your posts, once a day.
6. get a life.
7. leave your pc, smartphone and tablet for at least an hour.
8. take a leak and have a shit.
9. go masturbate somewhere, not in front of your keyboard.
10. eat shit and die. it will do the world a great favor.
 
Best way is to logon AirAsia or Jetstar. Book an air ticket to Phuket or Bangkok. Take a break for a few days. The Songkran peak season is cooling off. The airfares and hotel rates are returning to normal. ;)
 
instead of bitching like mrt commuters when it slows or breaks down, here are ways to help the forum function more smoothly....afterall, the service is free. so stop whining and complaining.

11. Wasting bandwidth with inane threads like this one
12. Including dickheads like you.
13. :D
 
Those m'fucking MIW should talk lesser cocks and there will be lesser ranting here.
 
15) Just give infraction to those who write more than 5 sentences. Post should be concise and precise.
 
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