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PEASANTPORE: Some bold second-hand car merchants have described the recent new decrees taken to cool the automotive market as a "fucking drastic" move. It appears many used car merchants are unaware that they are universally hated by many local peasants who rated them worse than civil serpents.
They stupidly moaned that the decrees may even cause used-car sales to fall by more than half, as if Ruler Loong is their pal who must watch out for them.
Car dealers who usually double up as loan-sharks said that prospective used car buyers are usually peasants with limited income, or families with children. They usually prey on them by telling them to sign up for hefty car loans with HDB-like interests.
During the ex-Regent Woody years, sacked transport minion Yeo CT promoted loose monetary policies, flooding the car market with cheap loans and abundant COEs. After Ruler Loong took over, he decided to limit car ownership to allow transport cartels to make super normal profits so that they can paid fat cat dividends to fund his wife's overseas punts.
Ruler Loong without a heartbeat tighten measures on car loans and registration fees to force poor peasants to take Transport Minion Lui's unreliable trains. Used car dealers said this will have a significant impact on their profits.
Loanshark Eddie Loo, Owner of CarTimes Loansharks, said: "KNNCCB, we happily making money by charging local peasants handsome HDB-like interests for the car loans. Big boys like banks also fucking having a good time. Lumpar now Ruler Loong wants his transport cartels to earn money and make Temasick happy with dividends?
KNNCCB, how we survive now? For his wife to be happy with SMRT's fat cat dividends, we must now cough out blood? Not fair right! I know we car owners are dishonest bastards who often sell lemon cars, but we also pay taxes hor for many donkey full moons? These decrees simply pull the rugs off our feet, lumpar ok!"
PEASANTPORE: Some bold second-hand car merchants have described the recent new decrees taken to cool the automotive market as a "fucking drastic" move. It appears many used car merchants are unaware that they are universally hated by many local peasants who rated them worse than civil serpents.
They stupidly moaned that the decrees may even cause used-car sales to fall by more than half, as if Ruler Loong is their pal who must watch out for them.
Car dealers who usually double up as loan-sharks said that prospective used car buyers are usually peasants with limited income, or families with children. They usually prey on them by telling them to sign up for hefty car loans with HDB-like interests.
During the ex-Regent Woody years, sacked transport minion Yeo CT promoted loose monetary policies, flooding the car market with cheap loans and abundant COEs. After Ruler Loong took over, he decided to limit car ownership to allow transport cartels to make super normal profits so that they can paid fat cat dividends to fund his wife's overseas punts.
Ruler Loong without a heartbeat tighten measures on car loans and registration fees to force poor peasants to take Transport Minion Lui's unreliable trains. Used car dealers said this will have a significant impact on their profits.
Loanshark Eddie Loo, Owner of CarTimes Loansharks, said: "KNNCCB, we happily making money by charging local peasants handsome HDB-like interests for the car loans. Big boys like banks also fucking having a good time. Lumpar now Ruler Loong wants his transport cartels to earn money and make Temasick happy with dividends?
KNNCCB, how we survive now? For his wife to be happy with SMRT's fat cat dividends, we must now cough out blood? Not fair right! I know we car owners are dishonest bastards who often sell lemon cars, but we also pay taxes hor for many donkey full moons? These decrees simply pull the rugs off our feet, lumpar ok!"
