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Two old men fought over a girlfriend

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I wonder how old is the girlfriend that the two senior citizens fought for? Is it a young or old pussy?

Church caretaker, 80, jailed and fined for threatening girlfriend's landlord with knife


By Khushwant Singh

An 80-year-old church caretaker who suspected his girlfriend was in a relationship with her landlord threw a kitchen knife at him in a brawl on holy ground.

Lim Song Chong hurled the 20cm-long blade at 65-year-old Mr Cheong Yee Mun, who escaped being hit by hiding behind a pillar at the Glad Tidings Church.

Mr Lim also threw an umbrella, a pocket knife and kitchen scissors at the retiree, who retaliated by chucking a fire extinguisher at his "very, very frail" rival. None of the projectiles hit their intended target and police arrived to separate the seniors.

Lim was fined a total of $3,000 and jailed for a day on Monday after he admitted committing criminal intimidation by chasing Mr Cheong with the knife and performing a rash act by throwing it at him. Another charge of criminal intimidation and two counts of throwing the smaller knife and scissors were taken into consideration.

 
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How old was the girl friend?? no, guess the race?? church caretaker, at Glad Tidings Church ( Upper Seragoon Rd) oppo Punggol Nasi Lemak...sure will loose his job..besides taking care of the church..what else he take care of?? Good Lord!.
 
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How old was the girl friend?? no, guess the race?? church caretaker, at Glad Tidings Church ( Upper Seragoon Rd) oppo Punggol Nasi Lemak...sure will loose his job..besides taking care of the church..what else he take care of?? Good Lord!.

One is 80, the other 65. Guess who the girl will choose? Shit Times news always incomplete. Now we also have to guess the girl's age.
 
whoa lan oi...why like that....me make girls fight over me...:o
 
How old was the girl friend?? no, guess the race?? church caretaker, at Glad Tidings Church ( Upper Seragoon Rd) oppo Punggol Nasi Lemak...sure will loose his job..besides taking care of the church..what else he take care of?? Good Lord!.
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WITHOUT PREJUDICE.
hmm,
1. its an isolated incident.
2. It happens once in 80 yrs (since Old Man is 80 yrs old).
3. its an honest mistake, Lets move on.
4. hmm, they did Not exercise maximum restraint.
5. Luckily, they did not throw any Premium Toothpicks.
xXx
 
One is 80, the other 65. Guess who the girl will choose? Shit Times news always incomplete. Now we also have to guess the girl's age.
The girl will choose the 80. After he passes on get all the money and asset then look for the 65.
 
I ever heard from a local doctor he said the MAJORITY of spore-born s'porean men are already totally impotent by age 55 to 60.

In fact he said perhaps due to local food and local climate etc, he said many many sporean men already have erectile dsyfunction by their late 40s and they are unable to be very stiff and they already need some pills to aid their dicks to get stiff by their late 40s.

He said for spore-born sporean above mid-65s and still can erect is extremely rare
 
One is 80, the other 65. Guess who the girl will choose? Shit Times news always incomplete. Now we also have to guess the girl's age.

At 65, "lau kum" already, 'dried prunes' class...for a 80 years old to fight over her, must be damn HOT , any picture? & how how is the landlord??:p
 
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