TPL Pics - Captions Please

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Ok, ok, u insist, I show you, this is how Hsien Loong slapped Dunnobolan, ok?

 

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Ok, this thing is called what ah? Laptop, izzit? Simi lan laptop, its on the table, not my lap mah?

 

[KNNBCCB]

ALL MARINE PARADE RESIDENTS MUST HAVE ONE !!!​

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[Frankiestine]

Now that I got a 15k pay increment, my next Kate Spade bag is going to be so much bigger...

 

[Frankiestine]

Lai lai ah! Lelong lelong ah!!

 

[youtalkcock]

Sigh.. Maids cannot be trusted. I have to do it myself. Wait they bring their bangla boyfriend into my house how? Then i will have to spend on cleaning service and air fresheners. That money can be use for buying Kate Spade.​

 

[ivebert]

Youtalkcock likes TPL alot :p

 

[youallhumsup]

Hi muthu, nice to meet you. You haven't washed your hands after flipping prata have you? ​

 

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assistant: your hubby called to say he buey tahan liao, so he told u to call cab later when u r done
TPL: its ok, he promised me another kate spade bag on his next trip

auntie: miss, i no $ to eat, now very hungry, can u gimme something to eat?
TPL: auntie, i really empathize with u, i really understand u're hungry, but to give u food... i... i... i really dunno what to say

 

[no_faith]

Hi muthu, nice to meet you. You haven't washed your hands after flipping prata have you

bro muthu?shaking hands wif TPL wif his kali hand.

 

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uncle: eh.. xiaojie... eh..
TPL: huh? u calling me is it?
uncle: ya, i calling u
TPL: call me for what?
uncle: ni yao qu ma?

 

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"say no to bra! i don't need bra!"​

 

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"actually i support reform party, i go m.parade to pull down the score only"​

 

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"i already made it very clear, i want the salary, so i can buy more kate spade!"​

 

[HougangBoy]

I'm not trying to be mean but do you guys think Steven Lim looks a bit like TPL?

 

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Yes, yes, yes, that's right. its TWO, the number of my IQ points.

 

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Freeee Kate Spade bag to anyone who vote for me.

 

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Congratulations, you are the first Kekling man I ever met. Do you all always smell this funny, ah?​

 

[Debonerman]

Sammyboys! I am an MP now! Fuck Yoooooouuuuuuuu!​

 

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Yes, I do my taichi here like that, but this cheebye floor so slippery, I always fall down one.​