assistant: your hubby called to say he buey tahan liao, so he told u to call cab later when u r done
TPL: its ok, he promised me another kate spade bag on his next trip
auntie: miss, i no $ to eat, now very hungry, can u gimme something to eat?
TPL: auntie, i really empathize with u, i really understand u're hungry, but to give u food... i... i... i really dunno what to say