TPL Pics - Captions Please

[middaydog]

Me leh? So far nobody touch me! Heng leh

 

[ballsathome]

"Ok lor since you all want me to go.. i go now.. to Kate Spade store" :p​

 

[talkincock]

"This kind of face you like?"​

 

[konstandy]

Aaaaaaaaaa we both first time virgin in erection but we still win: 2 night i lick your pussy u suck my dick for celebration ok

 

[middaydog]

"This kind of face you like?"​

I am also MP, ok

 

[konstandy]

u want to marry me huh can u make me MP or not???

 

[konstandy]

hahahahahaha all this stupid netizens writing stupid captions here i still win Nicole Seah & got voted as MP

ahahah i told u all my mouth so big can suck an elephant's dick u all don't blive​

 

[talkincock]

"middaydog, come gimme a kiss leh"​

 

[talkincock]

PLP : That forummer besotted is a dubious clone account belonging to the same asshole whose clones are also

yellow_people (the one with the pig face avatar)
lancheowman
lnchwmn_only
lnchwmn_rules
lnchwmn4
mudskipper

TPL : What makes you say that?

PLP : besotted has been MIA since february.

TPL : Oh.. so that asshole from the PAP IB actually uses besotted to post under the guise of a restaurant owner and has been sucking FTrash cocks non stop?

PLP : Yes cleber girl! DeBonerman was right all along..

 

[Date Masamune]

TPL : That ugly and worthless Received_By_Shit is like all the other toilet slurping kelings.

PLP : Not that i disagree.

 

[ballsathome]

"I will teach you how to appreciate MILFs"​

 

[Equalisation]

I apply SK line binya .... no main main ....​

 

[Equalisation]

TPL : Can you shift my seat to the other side ? The monkey next to me banyak busok !!

PLP : Ok Ok .....

 

[talkincock]

"Why nobody wants to kiss me?"​

 

[talkincock]

"Kuah? Kuah simi?!?! Ka mm pard kuah!!!"​

 

[ballsathome]

"Still nobody wants to kiss me???" ​

 

[Equalisation]

TPL : Wah .... sibeh jialat leh ..... sitting next to these people ... all of them got old peoples' smell !!
PLP : Ok Ok ..... I but deodorant later ....

 

[talkincock]

I've never seen you look like this without a reason,
Another promise fallen through, another season passes by you.
I never took the smile away from anybody's face,
And that's a desperate way to look for someone who is still a child.

And in a big country, dreams stay with you,
Like a lover's voice, fires the mountainside..
Stay alive..

 

[SotongMee]

Ooooooooooo you are all sooo bad! bad! bad! bad!

 

[Maverick01]

Vote for me ok, later I will give you a good blow.

Uncle Yellow: Wu Ya Booooooooooo

Uncle Ah Pui Orange: Sian...never offer me ah pui issit.....I must slim down..