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PEASANTPORE: Certified Stupid Peasants and Por Lumpar Grassroot lackeys from MacPherson becum road sweepers on Sunday morning in an imaginative scheme to lower conservancy fees by cleaning up their own mess.
As usual, regime run kindergarten peasant students were roped in to make up the numbers so that Peasant Representative former Regent Woody Ah Goh Goh joined in the wayang project called "Clean our Town for Less Frequent Fee Hikes". The rich peasant children from private kindergartens are spared as the rich need not be reminded to keep their streets clean.
This silly scam attracted quite a fair number of stupid peasants. Other opportunists used the event to improve their retail politics points, they are Lim BC, Tinpot Ling and inept Seah Peng-Peng, the three indolent idiots who relied on ex-Regent Woody Ah Goh Goh for a free ticket to becum Peasant Representatives.
Pity the poor peasant students who are always made to stand under hot sun, rains for Ang Moh VIPs and now road sweepers to give the Banglas a day off.
The peasants were also given a broom and dustpan for their efforts and told they will be activated monthly for the wayang clean-up.
Amid discussions on whether penalties for littering increased, Tinpot Ling evaded the question by using the old language game statement 'just one aspect to look into', she crows.
She noted that promoting shared responsibility, like drug addicts sharing their needles, among peasants is more important.
Tinpot Ling said: "I dunno what to say but I still say that dirty Asiatic peasants must learn how to to keep our neighbourhood truly clean or my pro-PAP grandma will bash you."
PEASANTPORE: Certified Stupid Peasants and Por Lumpar Grassroot lackeys from MacPherson becum road sweepers on Sunday morning in an imaginative scheme to lower conservancy fees by cleaning up their own mess.
As usual, regime run kindergarten peasant students were roped in to make up the numbers so that Peasant Representative former Regent Woody Ah Goh Goh joined in the wayang project called "Clean our Town for Less Frequent Fee Hikes". The rich peasant children from private kindergartens are spared as the rich need not be reminded to keep their streets clean.
This silly scam attracted quite a fair number of stupid peasants. Other opportunists used the event to improve their retail politics points, they are Lim BC, Tinpot Ling and inept Seah Peng-Peng, the three indolent idiots who relied on ex-Regent Woody Ah Goh Goh for a free ticket to becum Peasant Representatives.
Pity the poor peasant students who are always made to stand under hot sun, rains for Ang Moh VIPs and now road sweepers to give the Banglas a day off.
The peasants were also given a broom and dustpan for their efforts and told they will be activated monthly for the wayang clean-up.
Amid discussions on whether penalties for littering increased, Tinpot Ling evaded the question by using the old language game statement 'just one aspect to look into', she crows.
She noted that promoting shared responsibility, like drug addicts sharing their needles, among peasants is more important.
Tinpot Ling said: "I dunno what to say but I still say that dirty Asiatic peasants must learn how to to keep our neighbourhood truly clean or my pro-PAP grandma will bash you."
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