When the Japs booted the long serving LDP for incompetent leadership, Arse Loong panicked and dispatched PrataMan to Japan aka 大日本帝国 to learn from both fat losers, the DPP and LDP.
Arse Loong realised both the PAP and LDP had something in common, both are goondus when it comes to retail politics.
So Arse Loong, ever wary of a freak result decided pork barrel politics is necessary before the elections. He will have plenty of time to screw peasants after the elections.
One trademark of pork barrel politics is vote buying. This takes the form of giving financial goodies to stupid peasants on the pretext of continued electoral support during the procedural elections. Hence Tarman is the most reliable dog for this exercise. If you remember Tarman the Dog, you will know he repeal the Estate Duty to let the Imperial Clan evade disclosing their wealth after Gecko made an appointment to visit King Yama.
Arse Loong realised both the PAP and LDP had something in common, both are goondus when it comes to retail politics.
So Arse Loong, ever wary of a freak result decided pork barrel politics is necessary before the elections. He will have plenty of time to screw peasants after the elections.
One trademark of pork barrel politics is vote buying. This takes the form of giving financial goodies to stupid peasants on the pretext of continued electoral support during the procedural elections. Hence Tarman is the most reliable dog for this exercise. If you remember Tarman the Dog, you will know he repeal the Estate Duty to let the Imperial Clan evade disclosing their wealth after Gecko made an appointment to visit King Yama.
