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SIAM: Another Asiatic Procedural Erection billed as a rubber stamp on Siam’s acceptance of military rule, failed to produce a clear mandate from voters, but allowed Prayut to appoint himself as the Prime Minion.
The military tinpot who led the military regime and its mission to restore Bangkok's autocratic rule, General Prayut cha-cha, is lambasted for creating a hung Imperial Court despite coercing Siamese peasants with hired guns from the military .
His party - Palang Pracharat (PPRP) - was unable to repeat Peasantpore's PAP regime of securing 90% of the Imperial Court despite getting only 68%.
The Siamese Junta, following other examples set by previous Asiatic despot only need 126 seats out of 500++ to secure his appointment as the Prime Minion.
As usual Siamese Jane Austen rebels "cry father, cry mother", decried Prayut's antics unfair and undemocratic.
Preliminary results showed Prayut's party close to deadlocked with the Prince Taksin Shinawatra-controlled Pheu Thai party, which is set to become a powerhouse in the future Imperial Court and will attempt to form a co-habitation regime.
“Na bey, this Prayut really useless, he controls the hired guns from the Military, plus Ah Prem, bedridden also sarpok him, yet he can't repeat PAP's success in Siam??” said Prince Taksin's principal proxy, Sudarat Khao-bey-a-lot.
Prince Taksin's party is expected to join forces with the well funded Future Backwards party (FWP), which under the leadership of charismatic billionaire Baron Thanathorn Junk-Goon-Spoil-Kit who uses cash to buy votes to upgrade his clan's social crust.
“In Siam, once you got money, you go into politics,” Thanathorn said at a party news conference.
It was a Doomsday for the arty farty but decrepit Democrat Poops, which saw its vote severely tank because it acted as dead fish while Prayut run amok in Bangkok.
Democrat leader A-big-shit Very-Jiat-Lat was forced to resign as party top dog after the defeat.
“Siamese peasants never forgot the Democrat keep Golden Silence when Prem and his puppet Prayut subvert democratic norms to install a militaristic royalist regime,” A-big-shit said.
Vote counting was continuing through Sunday and a final official result will be confirmed within 60 days after Prayut presents his credentials to Uncle Sam for endorsement.
Read more at https://www.channelnewsasia.com/new...-2019-polls-result-prayut-party-vote-11374504
SIAM: Another Asiatic Procedural Erection billed as a rubber stamp on Siam’s acceptance of military rule, failed to produce a clear mandate from voters, but allowed Prayut to appoint himself as the Prime Minion.
The military tinpot who led the military regime and its mission to restore Bangkok's autocratic rule, General Prayut cha-cha, is lambasted for creating a hung Imperial Court despite coercing Siamese peasants with hired guns from the military .
His party - Palang Pracharat (PPRP) - was unable to repeat Peasantpore's PAP regime of securing 90% of the Imperial Court despite getting only 68%.
The Siamese Junta, following other examples set by previous Asiatic despot only need 126 seats out of 500++ to secure his appointment as the Prime Minion.
As usual Siamese Jane Austen rebels "cry father, cry mother", decried Prayut's antics unfair and undemocratic.
Preliminary results showed Prayut's party close to deadlocked with the Prince Taksin Shinawatra-controlled Pheu Thai party, which is set to become a powerhouse in the future Imperial Court and will attempt to form a co-habitation regime.
“Na bey, this Prayut really useless, he controls the hired guns from the Military, plus Ah Prem, bedridden also sarpok him, yet he can't repeat PAP's success in Siam??” said Prince Taksin's principal proxy, Sudarat Khao-bey-a-lot.
Prince Taksin's party is expected to join forces with the well funded Future Backwards party (FWP), which under the leadership of charismatic billionaire Baron Thanathorn Junk-Goon-Spoil-Kit who uses cash to buy votes to upgrade his clan's social crust.
“In Siam, once you got money, you go into politics,” Thanathorn said at a party news conference.
It was a Doomsday for the arty farty but decrepit Democrat Poops, which saw its vote severely tank because it acted as dead fish while Prayut run amok in Bangkok.
Democrat leader A-big-shit Very-Jiat-Lat was forced to resign as party top dog after the defeat.
“Siamese peasants never forgot the Democrat keep Golden Silence when Prem and his puppet Prayut subvert democratic norms to install a militaristic royalist regime,” A-big-shit said.
Vote counting was continuing through Sunday and a final official result will be confirmed within 60 days after Prayut presents his credentials to Uncle Sam for endorsement.
Read more at https://www.channelnewsasia.com/new...-2019-polls-result-prayut-party-vote-11374504
