Si liao. 3 giant spaceships coming in 2012 to attack earth.

[wikiphile]

By 2012, S'pore bo MM liao. If need to respect MM, must go Mandai.

what if MM use alien technology to make himself younger by 50 years and clone new MMs!!!

 

[PEE_APE_PEE]

240km sized UF) is 10X size of our Pee Sai island.

Can PAP smart Ass Mentor & million dollar ministers save us?

 

[QXD]

Nah, they are the kin of Robert Ho's showing support to his anti-LKY cause.

Finally, they're taking their village idiot home!

Better marinate ourselves. They will bbq Americans and Ah Tiongs first. Ah Neh last because a bit skinny and smelly.

http://news.asiaone.com/News/Latest+News/Asia/Story/A1Story20101227-254977.html

A report by the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI) in the United States said that there are three giant spaceships which are heading towards Earth.

According to the Russian Pravda news, the SETI, a non-commercial organization said that the largest one of the three spaceships is 240 kilometers wide, and the two others are smaller.

It further stated that currently, the objects are beyond the orbit of Pluto and will reach Earth in December 2012.

 

[GoldenDragon]

what if MM use alien technology to make himself younger by 50 years and clone new MMs!!!

Younger by 50 years is possible. Clone new MMs? Not possible. He wants exclusive rights and see no reason why others should get an MM's pay.

 

[diversifyx2]

I wish i could Fxxk alien chio bu. haha

 

[csjcsjcsj]

Ask why that Satellite Vision never saw them 1st?

Would meet them with knuckle-dusters?

 

[Rogue Trader]

When the 3 spaceships land you will find that they are full of indian and Prc FTs.

 

[Rogue Trader]

I wish i could Fxxk alien chio bu. haha

"Ah tee ah, ai kum lan jiao mai?"

 

[Coolsaint77]

Ignore them, those guys are high on grass or magic mushrooms! Hahaha..those aliens are food for us cos by year 2012, food will be scarse! Eat them up, onboard their craft n embark the journey to colonize their planet! Get ready your BBQ sauce n chili sauce, hearsay, the best part to savour is the brain! Hahahaha...

Defence Plan Against Aliens 2012:
1) Stock up plenty of cat food, aliens love them. The only way to control them is using catfood.
2) Divert them to Nigeria, the Nigerian conman are so talented they even con the aliens

Source: District 9

 

[mako65]

"Ah tee ah, ai kum lan jiao mai?"

Wow LAN...tis one see liao, LJ sure shrink! The nehneh made up of keratin, like sucking a alum filter cup! Destroy her n make it as scrap metal lah...hahahaha!!!

 

[GoldenDragon]

Why Nigeria and Nigerians. Don't forget we have the PAP in S'pore. Aliens also put in pocket. If majority kena conned for the past few decades, aliens will also kena.

 

[GoldenDragon]

Wow LAN...tis one see liao, LJ sure shrink! The nehneh made up of keratin, like sucking a alum filter cup! Destroy her n make it as scrap metal lah...hahahaha!!!

DIY strongly suggested. Even Mr Blue, in this case, cannot assist in any way.

 

[IceLemonT]

Don't worry, Msian Laser Beam will kill them all.

 

[Rogue Trader]

Wow LAN...tis one see liao, LJ sure shrink! The nehneh made up of keratin, like sucking a alum filter cup! Destroy her n make it as scrap metal lah...hahahaha!!!

Hahaha. i think i found a photo of the alien kumming lan jiao. song boh?

 

[mako65]

Hahaha. i think i found a photo of the alien kumming lan jiao. song boh?

Wow LAN eh! Like munching a frankfurter...bro, pls hve mercy, dun post tis type cos I'll get nitemares when my wife opens her mouth! Hahahaha..

 

[Rogue Trader]

one more lah...

ah tee ah! wa lai leow! wa lai leow!

 

[mako65]

one more lah...

ah tee ah! wa lai leow! wa lai leow!

Arrrrrrhhh....the horror, the horror! Joseph Conrad.

 

[IceLemonT]

Hmm, why all these horror creatures look feminine leh?

 

[humloongson]

if the space telescopes can show something worthwhile of it then launch a a probe ASAP to check it out. Load a few dozen of nuke up rockets on standby mah.

 

[drifter]

Ignore them, those guys are high on grass or magic mushrooms! Hahaha..those aliens are food for us cos by year 2012, food will be scarse! Eat them up, onboard their craft n embark the journey to colonize their planet! Get ready your BBQ sauce n chili sauce, hearsay, the best part to savour is the brain! Hahahaha...