[Sg video] - NParks using modified 'Assault Rifles' to shoot down Monkeys in HDB estates

[glockman]

@glockman You want this job? opportunity to legally use (modified) firearms in Sg!

phew phew phew!

 

[ThomasEddy]

This is a Nerf gun enthusiast's dream job.

Do we need marksmanship for this?

 

[ThomasEddy]

phew phew phew!

Job Description - Shoot monkeys with Nerf guns for NParks

 

[ThomasEddy]

Developers clear forests to build homes, and then the residents claim the monkeys are invading their space.

Developers open vacancies for monkey crowd management, monkey shooters and monkey population social distancing ambassadors and measures

 

[True Believer]

Developers open vacancies for monkey crowd management, monkey shooters and monkey population social distancing ambassadors and measures

Houses along the rail corridor are routinely invaded by monkeys.
Those potato chips were gone in a few seconds.

 

[ThomasEddy]

This type of job not suitable for productive citizens like you still chasing the Singapore Dream.

Give to people in the vulnerable group like @sbfuncle and me. The blue CHAS army of jiak liao bees need this job more than you.

We need money to buy Goldlion wallets and Seiko watches.

They should let us wear Commando uniform with Colonel rank whenever we go shoot monkeys.

NParks should also send monkey shooters for jungle survival LOTL training so know how to infiltrate monkey habitat and conduct gorilla warfare on monkeys

 

[ThomasEddy]

Fuck, they should try it on the coolie gene Sinkies first.

Try it on Sinkies so they run out of their house and monkeys occupy HDB flats and become coolie gene monkeys.

 

[True Believer]

NParks should also send monkey shooters for jungle survival LOTL training so know how to infiltrate monkey habitat and conduct gorilla warfare on monkeys

The shooters must be trained to tackle the "Bukit Timah Man".

 

[ThomasEddy]

The shooters must be trained to tackle the "Bukit Timah Man".

Put banana peels as trap on the ground can already so Bukit Timah man will trip and fall. But it also could be one of us soldiers who brash through forest forage in all camo form. Pai seh

 

[ThomasEddy]

Houses along the rail corridor are routinely invaded by monkeys.
Those potato chips were gone in a few seconds.

Like coming over for second round by the monkey

 

[ThomasEddy]

@glockman You want this job? opportunity to legally use (modified) firearms in Sg!

Main Job description- Shoot at monkeys with Nerf guns and onlookers primary school XMM took see she can apply for the job too

Additional duties - On stand shining torchlight at monkeys so they run away.

 

[Geneco]

Need some advice why never shoot them with latest mRNA jabs and watch the monkey excess death 9696 lololololol

 

[True Believer]

Put banana peels as trap on the ground can already so Bukit Timah man will trip and fall. But it also could be one of us soldiers who brash through forest forage in all camo form. Pai seh

The typical Bukit Timah Man drives a luxury car to his landed home or condo so I do not know the true identity of the furry one who walks in the shadows. He is likely to be one of those CECAs who rent a condo unit near the nature reserve. LOL!

 

[worcer]

u chase them out of their natural habital... then now u use guns to humilate them...

Wait till ling qi( energy essence) restore and these monkeys become the lord of the land then u know...

 

[True Believer]

u chase them out of their natural habital... then now u use guns to humilate them...Wait till ling qi( energy essence) restore and these monkeys become the lord of the land then u know...

The NParks should extend an olive branch to those monkeys.
Instead of using guns, give them roses.

 

[True Believer]

Need some advice why never shoot them with latest mRNA jabs and watch the monkey excess death 9696 lololololol

Shoot the monkeys using the typical S'porean man's 3-inch pistol, and watch the monkeys swallow like Zoe Tay.

 

[True Believer]

Nowadays, old Zoe Tay may get
choked while swallowing. LOL!

 

[ThomasEddy]

u chase them out of their natural habital... then now u use guns to humilate them...

Wait till ling qi( energy essence) restore and these monkeys become the lord of the land then u know...

Rise of planet of apes. LOTL is living off the land