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Do we need marksmanship for this?This is a Nerf gun enthusiast's dream job.
Job Description - Shoot monkeys with Nerf guns for NParksphew phew phew!![]()
Developers open vacancies for monkey crowd management, monkey shooters and monkey population social distancing ambassadors and measuresDevelopers clear forests to build homes, and then the residents claim the monkeys are invading their space.
Developers open vacancies for monkey crowd management, monkey shooters and monkey population social distancing ambassadors and measures
NParks should also send monkey shooters for jungle survival LOTL training so know how to infiltrate monkey habitat and conduct gorilla warfare on monkeysThis type of job not suitable for productive citizens like you still chasing the Singapore Dream.
Give to people in the vulnerable group like @sbfuncle and me. The blue CHAS army of jiak liao bees need this job more than you.
We need money to buy Goldlion wallets and Seiko watches.
They should let us wear Commando uniform with Colonel rank whenever we go shoot monkeys.
Try it on Sinkies so they run out of their house and monkeys occupy HDB flats and become coolie gene monkeys.Fuck, they should try it on the coolie gene Sinkies first.
The shooters must be trained to tackle the "Bukit Timah Man".NParks should also send monkey shooters for jungle survival LOTL training so know how to infiltrate monkey habitat and conduct gorilla warfare on monkeys
Put banana peels as trap on the ground can already so Bukit Timah man will trip and fall. But it also could be one of us soldiers who brash through forest forage in all camo form. Pai sehThe shooters must be trained to tackle the "Bukit Timah Man".
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Like coming over for second round by the monkeyHouses along the rail corridor are routinely invaded by monkeys.
Those potato chips were gone in a few seconds.
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The typical Bukit Timah Man drives a luxury car to his landed home or condo so I do not know the true identity of the furry one who walks in the shadows. He is likely to be one of those CECAs who rent a condo unit near the nature reserve. LOL!Put banana peels as trap on the ground can already so Bukit Timah man will trip and fall. But it also could be one of us soldiers who brash through forest forage in all camo form. Pai seh
The NParks should extend an olive branch to those monkeys.u chase them out of their natural habital... then now u use guns to humilate them...Wait till ling qi( energy essence) restore and these monkeys become the lord of the land then u know...
Shoot the monkeys using the typical S'porean man's 3-inch pistol, and watch the monkeys swallow like Zoe Tay.Need some advice why never shoot them with latest mRNA jabs and watch the monkey excess death 9696 lololololol
Rise of planet of apes. LOTL is living off the landu chase them out of their natural habital... then now u use guns to humilate them...
Wait till ling qi( energy essence) restore and these monkeys become the lord of the land then u know...