[Sg] - Toa Ah Pek from Hell instructed 22-Year-Old Spirit Medium to be a char kway hawker

[UltimaOnline]

22-Year-Old Spirit Medium Becomes Carrot Cake Hawker After Hell Deity ‘Reassures’ Him: “Go Ahead & Do It”​

The part-time medium says after his ex-hawker parents suggested he open a stall, the hawker noob was apprehensive so he “consulted [hell deity] Toa Ah Pek for advice, and he told me that I didn’t have to be afraid as he would be there to look after everything”.

https://www.8days.sg/eatanddrink/ha...angki-hell-deity-cheng-san-food-centre-694326

https://forums.fuckwarezone.com.sg/...l-deity-reassures-him-go-ahead-do-it.6819297/

 

[zeddy]

His sister quite Chio. Maybe I'll go there to support and at the same time beo his sister.

 

[eatshitndie]

His sister quite Chio. Maybe I'll go there to support and at the same time beo his sister.

tua pek kong also agree his chio sister will carry his stall thru thick and thin. without her, can sell barely 69 plates a day. with her, can sell 696 plates a day. both mortals and immortals agree that sex sells.

 

[sweetiepie]

KNN his face is destined to be in this medium line KNN my uncle think ah pek gave him the wrong advice KNN

 

[sweetiepie]

tua pek kong also agree his chio sister will carry his stall thru thick and thin. without her, can sell barely 69 plates a day. with her, can sell 696 plates a day. both mortals and immortals agree that sex sells.

Toa pek gong is my uncle KNN it was toa ah pek that agreed KNN

 

[eatshitndie]

Toa pek gong is my uncle KNN it was toa ah pek that agreed KNN

toa ah pek is the white knight (in shining armor) who calculates your life, and he instructs his evil twin ji ah pek the nigger or black knight to claim you when your life ends. they work in pairs. 黑白无常. this chap dresses up as toa ah pek, the white guy and elder of the two. both have to kowtow to tua pek kong. so, your unker has his cock sucked by you and these two every week or 6.9 days? see the long cock that toa ah pek is sucking?

 

[sweetiepie]

toa ah pek is the white knight (in shining armor) who calculates your life, and he instructs his evil twin ji ah pek the nigger or black knight to claim you when your life ends. they work in pairs. 黑白无常. this chap dresses up as toa ah pek, the white guy and elder of the two. both have to kowtow to tua pek kong. so, your unker has his cock sucked by you and these two every week or 6.9 days? see the long cock that toa ah pek is sucking?
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牛头马面 and 黑白无常 are 同门师兄 ?

 

[eatshitndie]

牛头马面 and 黑白无常 are 同门师兄 ?

in south east asia all ah bengs ah lians ah sohs and unkers care about is prosperity, thus worship of 大伯公. huat ah!

 

[sweetiepie]

in south east asia all ah bengs ah lians ah sohs and unkers care about is prosperity, thus worship of 大伯公. huat ah!
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Better this way lah 大伯公 look much more friendlee KNN look at that guy 装神弄鬼 成何体统 KNN

 

[eatshitndie]

Better this way lah tpg look much more friendlee KNN look at that guy 装神弄鬼
成何体统

no doubt he has the look of hell on his face. his sister is an angel.

 

[red amoeba]

Open a store also must ask god. Next time piak piak before must also ask god ?

 

[sweetiepie]

Open a store also must ask god. Next time piak piak before must also ask god ?

Imuho he was literallee asking himself

 

[GOD IS MY DOG]

22-Year-Old Spirit Medium Becomes Carrot Cake Hawker After Hell Deity ‘Reassures’ Him: “Go Ahead & Do It”​

The part-time medium says after his ex-hawker parents suggested he open a stall, the hawker noob was apprehensive so he “consulted [hell deity] Toa Ah Pek for advice, and he told me that I didn’t have to be afraid as he would be there to look after everything”.

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https://www.8days.sg/eatanddrink/ha...angki-hell-deity-cheng-san-food-centre-694326

https://forums.fuckwarezone.com.sg/...l-deity-reassures-him-go-ahead-do-it.6819297/

good to see young Sinkies coming up with such ludicrous BULLCRAP...............

 

[glockman]

My question is why weren't the other Gods consulted? Yahweh/Jesus, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Shiva, et al. This does not seem fair to them.

 

[syed putra]

Doesn't look like carrot cake to me.how to sell?

 

[laksaboy]

He's selling a variant with cheese... he should probably go back to be a tangkee.

 

[metalrover]

I want to eat her kway

 

[Cottonmouth]

This era still got naive people believe in this kind of lanjiao thing??
This is as real as ginfreely's hymen.

 

[laksaboy]

This era still got naive people believe in this kind of lanjiao thing??
This is as real as ginfreely's hymen.

Being a pagan is no less a lanjiao thing than being a believer in an Abrahamic religion, in which you gather on a 'special day' every week to socialize with your like-minded believers.

 

[Cottonmouth]

Being a pagan is no less a lanjiao thing than being a believer in an Abrahamic religion, in which you gather on a 'special day' every week to socialize with your like-minded believers.

I believe in my whip. One flog and the cheebye will see lights.