OK my official nominations:
(a) Best emigrator & best contributor: wuqi256
(b) Best perspective on issues: Perspective
(c) Best commentator and inside baseball guy: Scroobal
(d) Best chain yanker: also Scroobal
(e) Biggest bullshitter, confidence trickster, cockster, braggart, narcissist, free-loader: Ramseth and all his clones