Sung to the tune of
All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
Spike Jones & His City Slickers
'twas the night before Christmas and all through Istana
Not a creature was stirring, not even a banana
Suddenly I heard a strange noise down below
So, in my pinky pajamas I went tippy-toe
I could see old XiPing from the spot where I stood
So I slid down the banister just as fast as I could
All I want for Christmas is my 9 Terrex
My 9 Terrex, ee, my 9 Terrex ?
Gee, if I could only have my 9 Terrex
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas
It seems so long since I could say
"Xiping you fucking Jackass"
Every time I try to speak
Huh, all I do is break gas
All I want for Christmas is my 9 Terrex
My 9 Terrex ee my 9 Terrex ?
Gee, if I could only have my 9 Terrex
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas