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Chitchat Sammyboy.Com "SG51 Terrex Song" Composition Contest - Now until 2017

Discussion in 'The Courtyard Café' started by tun_dr_m, Dec 18, 2016.

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Best SG51 Sammyboy Terrex Song Winner should be?

Poll closed Jan 9, 2017.
  1. Papsmearer

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  2. Whorejinx

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  3. Wikiphilie

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  4. Chootchew

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  5. Cpfbcpfb

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  6. Eatshitndie

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  8. Steffychun

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  1. tun_dr_m

    tun_dr_m Alfrescian Old Timer

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    Let do it lah!

    Post online your greatly talented creations.

    MUSIC!
     
  2. WujiBo

    WujiBo Alfrescian Old Timer

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    I prefer to whack Matland!
     
  3. Papsmearer

    Papsmearer Alfrescian (InfP) - Comp Old Timer

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    Here is my contribution. Sung to the tune of the Beatles "Yesterday"

    Yesterday, all my Terrex seemed so far away
    Now it looks as though they are there to stay
    Oh I believe in Yesterday

    Suddenly, I'm not half the unit I used to be
    There is a missing company hanging over me
    Oh yesterday, came suddenly

    Why they had to go, I don't know, China wouldn't say.
    Teo said something wrong, now he long for yesterday.


    Yesterday training was such an easy game to play.
    My Terrex, China had to hide away.
    Oh, I believe in yesterday.
     
  4. whorejinx

    whorejinx Alfrescian Old Timer

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    No horse run!
     
  5. Papsmearer

    Papsmearer Alfrescian (InfP) - Comp Old Timer

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    Sung to Hall and Oates "She's Gone"

    Everybody’s high on explanation
    Everybody’s trying say China’s mad at FamiLee

    Loong needs a drink and a fast decision

    Now it’s up to Teo, what will be


    They’re Gone

    Oh I, Oh I

    I’ll pay the shipper to replace her

    They’re gone, what went wrong?


    Get up in the morning look in the tank shed,

    I’m worn as my Terrex, seem so far awaaaayy,

    Loong’s face isn’t looking any younger

    Now I can see Terrex taken their toll on Vi


    They’re gone

    Oh I, Oh I

    Teo better learn how to face it

    They’re gone

    Oh I, Oh I

    I’ll pay the Chinese to replace her

    They’re gone, What went wrong?


    I’ll spend eternity in Hong Kong City

    Let the booze and the prostitutes choke my thoughts away

    And pretty bodies help dissolve the memories

    They can never be what the tanks were to me


    They’re Gone

    Oh I, Oh I

    I’ll pay the Chinese to replace her,

    What went wrong
     
  6. Papsmearer

    Papsmearer Alfrescian (InfP) - Comp Old Timer

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    Sung to England Dan and John Ford Coley "I'd really love to see you tonight"

    Hello Xi, it’s been awhile

    Not much, how ‘bout you?
    Bor Taichee why I called,
    I guess I really just wanted to

    Talk cock with you


    And I was thinking maybe later on
    We could chit chat for a little while
    You stole my tanks such a long time
    And I really don’t like your style


    I’m not talkin’ bout movin’ in

    And I don’t want to take your life
    But there is a warm wind blowing, and my fleet’s around
    And I really want to invade you tonight


    We could land on Tai Po park
    Or attack along the beach
    Or press the buttons and watch TV
    As my missiles blow you into the sea


    I’m not talkin’ bout movin’ in
    And I don’t want to take your life
    But there is a warm wind blowing, and my fleet’s around
    And I really want to invade you tonight


    I won't ask for promises
    So you don't have to lie
    We both played the game before
    Just give me my tanks and say goodbye


    I’m not talkin’ bout movin’ in
    And I don’t want to take your life
    But there is a warm wind blowing, and my fleet’s around
    And I really want to invade you tonight
     
  7. wikiphile

    wikiphile Alfrescian (InfP) Old Timer

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    想你的夜

    扣押那天
    APL船已走远
    国防部已变成了笑点
    独自守在海关的房间
    外交部在那里纠缠
    我们的车押到了今天
    是不是阿隆白痴了一点

    如果船可以重来
    车能不能还到 Joo Chiat

    想你的夜
    多希望你能在我身边
    不知道海关里还能否为他改变
    想你的夜
    求你让我再求你一遍
    让车再回到原点
     
  8. zhihau

    zhihau Alfrescian (InfP) + S-Mod Old Timer

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    *Salute* steady lah!!! Ahahaha ahahahahahahaaa... :D:D:D
     
  9. flatearther

    flatearther Alfrescian Old Timer

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    For those who are curious, here's the original:

    [video=youtube;j3AW1uKj2aE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3AW1uKj2aE[/video]
     
  10. whorejinx

    whorejinx Alfrescian Old Timer

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    [video=youtube_share;QH5pvIO9OGQ]https://youtu.be/QH5pvIO9OGQ[/video]


    一二三四五六七
    我的TERREX在哪里?
    在香港!在中国!
    我的TERREX在中国!

    一二三四五六七
    我的TERREX在哪里?
    在香港!在中国!
    我的TERREX在中国!

    一二三四五六七
    我的TERREX在哪里?
    在香港!在中国!
    我的TERREX在中国!
     
  11. chootchiew

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    [video=youtube;WpVIAULkMCs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpVIAULkMCs [/video]

    "She's Gone (ICV)"


    She's gone,
    Out of my land.
    I was wrong,
    I'm to blame,
    I was so stupid.
    I can't live without her .

    In my life
    There's just an empty space.
    All my face are lost,
    I'm wasting away.
    Forgive me, china.

    [Chorus]

    China, won't you save me?
    My face now belongs to you.
    China, can you forgive me
    For all I've done to you?
    China, oh, China.

    She's gone,
    Out of my land.
    Oh, she's gone.
    I find it so hard to go on.
    I really miss that tank, my tank.

    Come back into my camp.
    I'm so malu,
    I'm begging you,
    I'm down on my knees.
    Forgive me, China.

    [Chorus x2]

    China, oh, China.
    My fate belongs to you.
    China, can you forgive me?
    For all I've done to you.
     
  12. whorejinx

    whorejinx Alfrescian Old Timer

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    [video=youtube_share;Hp_vkZkMQNU]https://youtu.be/Hp_vkZkMQNU[/video]

    My Terrex Lies Over the Ocean

    My Terrex lies over the ocean,
    my Terrex lies over the sea,
    My Terrex lies over the ocean,
    O bring back my Terrex to me.

    Chorus:
    Bring back, bring back, O bring back my Terrex to me, to me:
    Bring back, bring back, O bring back my Terrex to me.

    O xi Jin ping grabbed the Terrexs,
    O xi Jin ping grabbed them all.
    O blow ye winds over the ocean,
    And bring back my Terrex to me.

    Repeat chorus

    Last night as I lay on my pillow,
    Last night as I lay on my bed,
    Last night as I lay on my pillow,
    I dreamed that my Terrex was dead.

    Repeat chorus
     
  13. CPFBCPFB

    CPFBCPFB Alfrescian Old Timer

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  14. eatshitndie

    eatshitndie Alfrescian (Inf)

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    they'll be home for christmas
    we can count on thee
    show some balls and cockiness
    and terrexes under the tree

    christmas eve will find them
    where sinkie pride beams
    they'll be home for christmas
    if only in your dreams

    christmas eve will find them
    where sinkie pride beams
    they'll be home for christmas
    if only in your dreams
    if only in your dreams
     
  15. TemaseX

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    YESTERDAY

    Yesterday, all my TERREX IMPOUNDED so far away
    Now it looks as though they're THERE to stay
    Oh, I believe in yesterday

    Suddenly, I'm not half the BAPOK I used to be
    There's a shadow hanging over me.
    Oh, XIJINPING came suddenly

    Why HE had to TAKE I don't know HE wouldn't say
    I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday

    Yesterday, SAF was such an easy game to play
    Now I need a place to hide away
    Oh, I believe in yesterday

    Why HE had to go I don't know HE wouldn't say
    I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday

    Yesterday, PAP was such an easy game to play
    Now I need a place to hide away
    Oh, I believe in yesterday
    Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm


     
  16. steffychun

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    Have yourself a Merry Terrex Christmas

    https://www.mindef.gov.sg/imindef/p...?name=23dec16_nr&date=2016-12-23#.WFz5rvl97IU

    Have yourself a Merry Terrex Christmas
    Let your heart be gone
    From now on,
    our Terrex will be out of sight

    Have yourself a Merry Terrex Christmas
    Make the Hongkies gay,
    From now on,
    our Terrexes will be miles away.

    Here we are as in olden days,
    Happy olden days of yore.
    Taiwanese friends who are dear to us
    Never dear to us anymore more.

    Through the years
    We all will be together,
    If the FTs allow
    And have yourself A merry Terrex Christmas now.
     
  17. tun_dr_m

    tun_dr_m Alfrescian Old Timer

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    Re: Have yourself a Merry Terrex Christmas

    http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread....Song-quot-Composition-Contest-Now-until-2017&

    Pse copy post here. Moderator pse merge.
     
  18. tun_dr_m

    tun_dr_m Alfrescian Old Timer

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  19. Papsmearer

    Papsmearer Alfrescian (InfP) - Comp Old Timer

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    Sung to the tune of
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    All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
    Spike Jones & His City Slickers

    'twas the night before Christmas and all through Istana
    Not a creature was stirring, not even a banana
    Suddenly I heard a strange noise down below
    So, in my pinky pajamas I went tippy-toe
    I could see old XiPing from the spot where I stood
    So I slid down the banister just as fast as I could


    All I want for Christmas is my 9 Terrex
    My 9 Terrex, ee, my 9 Terrex ?
    Gee, if I could only have my 9 Terrex
    Then I could wish you Merry Christmas


    It seems so long since I could say
    "Xiping you fucking Jackass"
    Every time I try to speak
    Huh, all I do is break gas


    All I want for Christmas is my 9 Terrex
    My 9 Terrex ee my 9 Terrex ?
    Gee, if I could only have my 9 Terrex
    Then I could wish you Merry Christmas
     
  20. cocobobo

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    Tun pls put a poll to choose winner.

    Your time over. Now got democracy one you know
     
    Last edited: Dec 30, 2016

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