Reported by pliant mouthpiece....CNA
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PEASANTPORE: The wealthy but Peasantpore regime is on the verge of milking the electricity market in the island to generate more profits to for the regime’s power generation cartels.
The jiat leow bee Energy Market Arse is launching a preparatory decree that forces peasants and merchants to pay more regardless of prevailing tariffs or fuel prices.
Minion in the Prime Minion's Office and Second Minion for Merchantile Policy, ASS Iswa-lan, dropped the bombshell on Monday at the opening of the Peasantpore International Energy Week.
Minion ASS Iswa-lan said the scam is expected to benefit Temasick’s Ho Jinx who will use higher dividends from the robber baron power cartels to fund her losing speculative sprees. She is on the record for losing billions with her silly investments. She could build another 15 Gardens by the Bay with her track record losses.
He said: "We will have a new system that price electricity in such a way that peasants and merchants pay more when fuel oil or natural gas prices drop.
So lan lan at the individual consumer level, whether you are a company or an organisation, you pay more lor. Ok, we not like Nihon or South Corea where they have peak and off peak hours tariffs. Here you earn less than Nihons and onion eaters but pay higher tariffs. KNNCCB, those who want to pay less tariffs means they want to give trouble to Ruler Loong’s wife, Ho Jinx ok, bad kosher idea! Those rebels will be given a dose of punitive beatings by the Infernal Security Dogs using ISA.
"There is no advanced warning, especially for the silly merchants to resist the draft decree from Energy Market Arse. The regime needs quick cash, cums up with the $trategy and the EMA lackeys implements it. End of the year, if the EMA lackeys meet their KPIs and Ho Jinx is happy with the dividends, they will get fat cat bonuses.
Anyway, you stupid peasants are overcharged since day one?! The smarter donkey Netizens ask why they pay higher tariffs for fuel oil despite using cheaper natural gases? ‘Lum par’ I will gas them! That is an honour for you stupid peasants to enrich Peasantpore Power? Oh yeah, some numbskulls ask why we give merchants’ better rates? Stupid question. We expect peasants to pay more since they have less leverage and merchants pay higher taxes and provide shit jobs to stupid peasants. With this new measure, merchants will still pay less contrast to peasants. Nihon style peak/off peak rates? In your wet dreams!?"
Minion Ass Iswa-lan also said the regime would be starting staged public consultations on an electricity futures market.
He explained: "Futures markets are already well-established for other commodities such as oil and gas to pass risk to Jewish financial swines who use peasants’ money to gamble. Ruler Loong is more interested in the rent and taxes he can foisted on those swines, get it?!
"Firstly, independent retailers aka stupid peasants will be lured in the market by purchasing futures contracts and be screwed by the financial baboons who has access to insider information. But we do not care how the peasants are swindled; we just want a cut of the fees to generate revenue for the regime…hee hee hee.
But lumpar ok, there will be no futures contracts for bus, train fares, GST or COE. Only a fool will deny those will not rise annually. The next bastard netizen who dare to ask this question will be hanged by his testicles.”
The regime is inviting thoughts from foreign finance parasites on the proposed admin fee and stamp duties for futures market. Clever turkeys who propose the best economic rent for Ruler Loong will be rewarded with a National Day mention.
Minion ASS Iswa-lan also spoke about Peasantpore's strategy to diversify sources to enhance its energy profits using mercantile hoarding.
He said Peasantpore's Liquefied Natural Gas (LNG) hoarding terminal is on track to start operations in the second quarter of 2013. With the development of the hoarding terminal, Peasantpore will be well-placed to hoard its cheap gas supply from after bribing the Indo parasites. Yankee chemical companies are already using cheap plentiful Uncle Sam natural fart as feedstock to make super-normal profits. Peasantpore power cartels will continue to use cheap natural gas from the corrupt Indoland but force stupid peasants to pay tariffs pegged to fuel oil. It is good business to pay bribes to get cheap Indo gas and resell them at higher prices back to the dumbo Indos in the form of processed chemcials or refined gas fuel. Ask the North Mats how they are duped into the silly lopsided water treaties with Peasantpore and they will surely moan till kingdom cums!
hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1232730/1/.html
PEASANTPORE: The wealthy but Peasantpore regime is on the verge of milking the electricity market in the island to generate more profits to for the regime’s power generation cartels.
The jiat leow bee Energy Market Arse is launching a preparatory decree that forces peasants and merchants to pay more regardless of prevailing tariffs or fuel prices.
Minion in the Prime Minion's Office and Second Minion for Merchantile Policy, ASS Iswa-lan, dropped the bombshell on Monday at the opening of the Peasantpore International Energy Week.
Minion ASS Iswa-lan said the scam is expected to benefit Temasick’s Ho Jinx who will use higher dividends from the robber baron power cartels to fund her losing speculative sprees. She is on the record for losing billions with her silly investments. She could build another 15 Gardens by the Bay with her track record losses.
He said: "We will have a new system that price electricity in such a way that peasants and merchants pay more when fuel oil or natural gas prices drop.
So lan lan at the individual consumer level, whether you are a company or an organisation, you pay more lor. Ok, we not like Nihon or South Corea where they have peak and off peak hours tariffs. Here you earn less than Nihons and onion eaters but pay higher tariffs. KNNCCB, those who want to pay less tariffs means they want to give trouble to Ruler Loong’s wife, Ho Jinx ok, bad kosher idea! Those rebels will be given a dose of punitive beatings by the Infernal Security Dogs using ISA.
"There is no advanced warning, especially for the silly merchants to resist the draft decree from Energy Market Arse. The regime needs quick cash, cums up with the $trategy and the EMA lackeys implements it. End of the year, if the EMA lackeys meet their KPIs and Ho Jinx is happy with the dividends, they will get fat cat bonuses.
Anyway, you stupid peasants are overcharged since day one?! The smarter donkey Netizens ask why they pay higher tariffs for fuel oil despite using cheaper natural gases? ‘Lum par’ I will gas them! That is an honour for you stupid peasants to enrich Peasantpore Power? Oh yeah, some numbskulls ask why we give merchants’ better rates? Stupid question. We expect peasants to pay more since they have less leverage and merchants pay higher taxes and provide shit jobs to stupid peasants. With this new measure, merchants will still pay less contrast to peasants. Nihon style peak/off peak rates? In your wet dreams!?"
Minion Ass Iswa-lan also said the regime would be starting staged public consultations on an electricity futures market.
He explained: "Futures markets are already well-established for other commodities such as oil and gas to pass risk to Jewish financial swines who use peasants’ money to gamble. Ruler Loong is more interested in the rent and taxes he can foisted on those swines, get it?!
"Firstly, independent retailers aka stupid peasants will be lured in the market by purchasing futures contracts and be screwed by the financial baboons who has access to insider information. But we do not care how the peasants are swindled; we just want a cut of the fees to generate revenue for the regime…hee hee hee.
But lumpar ok, there will be no futures contracts for bus, train fares, GST or COE. Only a fool will deny those will not rise annually. The next bastard netizen who dare to ask this question will be hanged by his testicles.”
The regime is inviting thoughts from foreign finance parasites on the proposed admin fee and stamp duties for futures market. Clever turkeys who propose the best economic rent for Ruler Loong will be rewarded with a National Day mention.
Minion ASS Iswa-lan also spoke about Peasantpore's strategy to diversify sources to enhance its energy profits using mercantile hoarding.
He said Peasantpore's Liquefied Natural Gas (LNG) hoarding terminal is on track to start operations in the second quarter of 2013. With the development of the hoarding terminal, Peasantpore will be well-placed to hoard its cheap gas supply from after bribing the Indo parasites. Yankee chemical companies are already using cheap plentiful Uncle Sam natural fart as feedstock to make super-normal profits. Peasantpore power cartels will continue to use cheap natural gas from the corrupt Indoland but force stupid peasants to pay tariffs pegged to fuel oil. It is good business to pay bribes to get cheap Indo gas and resell them at higher prices back to the dumbo Indos in the form of processed chemcials or refined gas fuel. Ask the North Mats how they are duped into the silly lopsided water treaties with Peasantpore and they will surely moan till kingdom cums!
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