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SEMARANG, Southern Indoland: The Indoland-Peasantpore Sex Council will provide a framework for merchants to look for more exploitative opportunities, said Ruler Loong in his wrap-up interview with Peasantpore pliant media after the Rulers' Meeting on Monday (Nov 14).
The setting up of the Sex Council was announced by Ruler Loong during the Rulers' Meeting at a joint sex press conference with Raja Joko. Ruler Loong said the sex council, which will allow crony capitalists from both regime to conjure new monopolies on both sides, would get the merchants to look and assess the viability investment projects.
“Suharto's era is over and it is a more subtle form of crony capitalism in Southern Indoland today,” he said.
He added that having the sex council is timely as Peasantpore cannot use the old way of doing business in Southern Indoland.
“We pull the right levers today and the Southern Indos gives us less smog."
Peasantpore inked several agreements on Monday to thank Raja Joko's patrons for the cleaner air this year.
Ruler Loong said South Indoland monopolists wanting a piece of Singapore Airlines’ (SIA) in exchange for a new route linking Peasantpore, Jakarta and Sydney “will be disappointed”.
“KNNCCB, they politely tell me they repairing the airport. Very subtle hah this Joko, he is not a joke, he more subtle than Suharto who only want goodies for his clan.,” said Ruler Loong.
He added: “I told the Raja Joko that if he panders to his patrons' monopolists, then sure got problem. Too bad, Raja Joko not as all powerful as Suharto, he cannot simply shoot those or use ISA on who disobey him.”
BILATERAL SEX RELATIONS ARE GOOD
Ruler Loong said both countries are in discussions on common issues such as political power transition and dangers posed by rabid Jihadhist.
“Lee Family is the last strongest family dynasty now that King Rama IX is dead. There are Jane Austen rebels to deal with. Overall we need to exchange notes to see how Southern Indoland deals with the corrupt Suharto clan after the power transition” he said.
Tackling the haze is “one of the items high on the Raja’s agenda”, Ruler Loong said, adding that Peasantpore has offered to pay off the rats to deal with the problem.
“Raja Jokowi explained to me that corruption is rife in Southern Indoland and the present economic difficuities are creating social tension in Indoland and his priorites is to deal with his patrons who are out to seize power with Prabowo stiring fire in all quarters"
Ruler Loong cited Peasantpore’s efforts in Jambi which pays farmers to look for sustainable practices.
On terrorism, Ruler Loong said both autocrats recognised that it is an issue of concern.
“They laughed at the ISIS inspired baboons who toss a few smoke grenades. Social unrest is the bigger problem then ISIS,” said Ruler Loong.
Ruler Loong shared that targeting ISIS is a good distraction for the Southern Indolanders and urged Raja Joko to consider staging an incident and declaring state of emergency if social unrest threatens to explode.
“This works all the time. Just tell a few marines to toss a few more smoke bombs and presto, state of emergency and executive power to Raja Joko, easy since he does not have what the PAP has in Peasantpore.
SEMARANG, Southern Indoland: The Indoland-Peasantpore Sex Council will provide a framework for merchants to look for more exploitative opportunities, said Ruler Loong in his wrap-up interview with Peasantpore pliant media after the Rulers' Meeting on Monday (Nov 14).
The setting up of the Sex Council was announced by Ruler Loong during the Rulers' Meeting at a joint sex press conference with Raja Joko. Ruler Loong said the sex council, which will allow crony capitalists from both regime to conjure new monopolies on both sides, would get the merchants to look and assess the viability investment projects.
“Suharto's era is over and it is a more subtle form of crony capitalism in Southern Indoland today,” he said.
He added that having the sex council is timely as Peasantpore cannot use the old way of doing business in Southern Indoland.
“We pull the right levers today and the Southern Indos gives us less smog."
Peasantpore inked several agreements on Monday to thank Raja Joko's patrons for the cleaner air this year.
Ruler Loong said South Indoland monopolists wanting a piece of Singapore Airlines’ (SIA) in exchange for a new route linking Peasantpore, Jakarta and Sydney “will be disappointed”.
“KNNCCB, they politely tell me they repairing the airport. Very subtle hah this Joko, he is not a joke, he more subtle than Suharto who only want goodies for his clan.,” said Ruler Loong.
He added: “I told the Raja Joko that if he panders to his patrons' monopolists, then sure got problem. Too bad, Raja Joko not as all powerful as Suharto, he cannot simply shoot those or use ISA on who disobey him.”
BILATERAL SEX RELATIONS ARE GOOD
Ruler Loong said both countries are in discussions on common issues such as political power transition and dangers posed by rabid Jihadhist.
“Lee Family is the last strongest family dynasty now that King Rama IX is dead. There are Jane Austen rebels to deal with. Overall we need to exchange notes to see how Southern Indoland deals with the corrupt Suharto clan after the power transition” he said.
Tackling the haze is “one of the items high on the Raja’s agenda”, Ruler Loong said, adding that Peasantpore has offered to pay off the rats to deal with the problem.
“Raja Jokowi explained to me that corruption is rife in Southern Indoland and the present economic difficuities are creating social tension in Indoland and his priorites is to deal with his patrons who are out to seize power with Prabowo stiring fire in all quarters"
Ruler Loong cited Peasantpore’s efforts in Jambi which pays farmers to look for sustainable practices.
On terrorism, Ruler Loong said both autocrats recognised that it is an issue of concern.
“They laughed at the ISIS inspired baboons who toss a few smoke grenades. Social unrest is the bigger problem then ISIS,” said Ruler Loong.
Ruler Loong shared that targeting ISIS is a good distraction for the Southern Indolanders and urged Raja Joko to consider staging an incident and declaring state of emergency if social unrest threatens to explode.
“This works all the time. Just tell a few marines to toss a few more smoke bombs and presto, state of emergency and executive power to Raja Joko, easy since he does not have what the PAP has in Peasantpore.
