The new kangaroo laws will be introduced in Peasantpore's Imperial Court on Monday (April Fools' Day), and will give the Peasantpore's PAP regime the power to hold online news sources and platforms accountable if they make fun of PAP or portray Peasantpore as a Police State.
PEASANTPORE: A decree to tackle unflattering news of PAP or the Peasantpore way of life will be rubber stamped by Peasantpore's Imperial Court on April Fools' Day, Ruler Loong said on Friday (Mar 29).
Speaking at a gala dinner celebrating PAP's mouthpiece CNA's 20th Anniversary, Ruler Loong said the PAP's Way or the Highway Decree will be rubber stamped in Imperial Court. This comes after the regime accepted their own proposals from the Pliant Sex Committee on "Legalist Methods To Deal With Online Rebels", which included new legalist tricks to fix online Jane Austen rebels.
The new decree will give the regime the power to hold local online news sources and platforms accountable if they proliferate news that make Peasantpore regime look like stupid, he sneered.
“The decree requires local online new sources to only display the regime's propaganda so that stupid local peasants will always think the Peasantpore regime is always kosher.
“The decree will also require local online news sources to take down unflattering news before irreparable damage is done,” the Peasantpore ruler said.
Ruler Loong said that today, autocratic regimes are finding it difficult to control online news.
Big international social media platforms simply act "blur blur" when we told them to publish our propaganda, he grumbled.
While other foreign regimes study the issue closely and mull measures, a pliant Sex Committee was convened in Peasantpore to echo Ruler Loong's intention to muffle online dissent under the guise of suppressing fake news.
“We are particularly vulnerable because local peasants are stupid,” said Ruler Lee. “Till today, 18% of them still believe in some middle eastern virgin birth??!".
DECREE ALONE IS NOT ENOUGH
Propaganda under guise of public education initiatives are important, with peasant children in schools being taught regime's version of history.
The regime, he added, also has a Peasantpore Regime's Interpretation of Truth website, where the stupid local peasants must accept Ruler Loong never make mistakes.
CNA WILL CONTINUE TO BE REGIME'S MOUTHPIECE
Ruler Loong added that convincing stupid peasants to subscribe to his regime's propaganda e.g. CNA is “easier said than done”, and in general, local stupid peasants do not trust the regime after they realised the con job regarding 99 years leasehold pigeonholes.
“KNNCCB, FaceBook or other big online news agencies still publish potshots of me from Prince Yang and Princess Ling, I cannot fix them but it is open season for local online new sources", Ruler Loong quipped.
PEASANTPORE: A decree to tackle unflattering news of PAP or the Peasantpore way of life will be rubber stamped by Peasantpore's Imperial Court on April Fools' Day, Ruler Loong said on Friday (Mar 29).
Speaking at a gala dinner celebrating PAP's mouthpiece CNA's 20th Anniversary, Ruler Loong said the PAP's Way or the Highway Decree will be rubber stamped in Imperial Court. This comes after the regime accepted their own proposals from the Pliant Sex Committee on "Legalist Methods To Deal With Online Rebels", which included new legalist tricks to fix online Jane Austen rebels.
The new decree will give the regime the power to hold local online news sources and platforms accountable if they proliferate news that make Peasantpore regime look like stupid, he sneered.
“The decree requires local online new sources to only display the regime's propaganda so that stupid local peasants will always think the Peasantpore regime is always kosher.
“The decree will also require local online news sources to take down unflattering news before irreparable damage is done,” the Peasantpore ruler said.
Ruler Loong said that today, autocratic regimes are finding it difficult to control online news.
Big international social media platforms simply act "blur blur" when we told them to publish our propaganda, he grumbled.
While other foreign regimes study the issue closely and mull measures, a pliant Sex Committee was convened in Peasantpore to echo Ruler Loong's intention to muffle online dissent under the guise of suppressing fake news.
“We are particularly vulnerable because local peasants are stupid,” said Ruler Lee. “Till today, 18% of them still believe in some middle eastern virgin birth??!".
DECREE ALONE IS NOT ENOUGH
Propaganda under guise of public education initiatives are important, with peasant children in schools being taught regime's version of history.
The regime, he added, also has a Peasantpore Regime's Interpretation of Truth website, where the stupid local peasants must accept Ruler Loong never make mistakes.
CNA WILL CONTINUE TO BE REGIME'S MOUTHPIECE
Ruler Loong added that convincing stupid peasants to subscribe to his regime's propaganda e.g. CNA is “easier said than done”, and in general, local stupid peasants do not trust the regime after they realised the con job regarding 99 years leasehold pigeonholes.
“KNNCCB, FaceBook or other big online news agencies still publish potshots of me from Prince Yang and Princess Ling, I cannot fix them but it is open season for local online new sources", Ruler Loong quipped.
