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PEASANPORE: Ruler Loong on Monday (Jul 6) exhorted local stupid peasants to give him and his Party Against Party (PAP) lackeys and minions their full support despite mishandling the Wuhan Plague crisis, resulting in the lockdown that inflicted unnecessary economic challenges.
"PAP let down peasants by screwing up the Wuhan Plague response," Ruler Loong said during the lunchtime online Fullerton rally.
"You guys have no choice, I still gonna field the same cock up team to squeeze that extra out of you local stupid peasants to to get through," he added.
“Tremble and Obey, I am proclaiming the 'Support House of Lee Edict'. House of Lee will endure this political humiliation and will continue to rule over local stupid peasants.,” he said.
Ruler Loong has issued an Edict at Fullerton building in almost every General Erection since independence.
“I WON'T RETIRE IN SHORT TERM”
Ruler Loong said he was very lucky to have the Wuhan Plague giving him the "flight to safety" tempo in last stretch of his premiership.
"Many young peasants read Jane Austen novels, they are now challenging the regime, they want taxation and representation! This is bad for the autocractic House of Lee but luckily thanks to Wuhan, I gonna scare the shit out of stupid indolent peasants so that they continue to sarpok House of Lee!," he said.
“I won't retire after the Erection, I gonna to use Wuhan Plague as an excuse to overstay my welcome so that I can wipe out the Jane Austen rebels in the next 60 full moons."
UNCLE SAM AND PANDAS WATCHING CLOSELY
The PAP seeks a strong mandate from hegemon Uncle Sam to rule local stupid indolent peasants after the Wuhan Plague, Ruler Loong said, adding that the Ang Mohs, Nihons and Pandas is watching this Procedural Erection 2020 closely.
"Ang Moh and Nihons merchants are betting can we retain 98% of the seats with 78% overwhelming victory. If PAP wins, Ang Moh and Nihon investors are betting on peasants' wage cuts and more cheaper foreign serfs for PAP to earn more rent income.
If Ah Bock or Labour wins East Coast or West Coast, foreign merchants will still pay rent income and we be forced to spend more on peasants and there will be lesser peanuts for Ho Jinx's punts.”
“There is only PAP's way and the wrong way, do not vote for dissenters who, in a crisis, come up with leftist manifestos?” he asked.
“My duty as lameduck Ruler is to outdo Lao Goh's 75% during the last crisis,” he said. “If I score less than 75% with Wuhan Plague crisis, then it is massive lost of face for House of Lee.”
PEASANPORE: Ruler Loong on Monday (Jul 6) exhorted local stupid peasants to give him and his Party Against Party (PAP) lackeys and minions their full support despite mishandling the Wuhan Plague crisis, resulting in the lockdown that inflicted unnecessary economic challenges.
"PAP let down peasants by screwing up the Wuhan Plague response," Ruler Loong said during the lunchtime online Fullerton rally.
"You guys have no choice, I still gonna field the same cock up team to squeeze that extra out of you local stupid peasants to to get through," he added.
“Tremble and Obey, I am proclaiming the 'Support House of Lee Edict'. House of Lee will endure this political humiliation and will continue to rule over local stupid peasants.,” he said.
Ruler Loong has issued an Edict at Fullerton building in almost every General Erection since independence.
“I WON'T RETIRE IN SHORT TERM”
Ruler Loong said he was very lucky to have the Wuhan Plague giving him the "flight to safety" tempo in last stretch of his premiership.
"Many young peasants read Jane Austen novels, they are now challenging the regime, they want taxation and representation! This is bad for the autocractic House of Lee but luckily thanks to Wuhan, I gonna scare the shit out of stupid indolent peasants so that they continue to sarpok House of Lee!," he said.
“I won't retire after the Erection, I gonna to use Wuhan Plague as an excuse to overstay my welcome so that I can wipe out the Jane Austen rebels in the next 60 full moons."
UNCLE SAM AND PANDAS WATCHING CLOSELY
The PAP seeks a strong mandate from hegemon Uncle Sam to rule local stupid indolent peasants after the Wuhan Plague, Ruler Loong said, adding that the Ang Mohs, Nihons and Pandas is watching this Procedural Erection 2020 closely.
"Ang Moh and Nihons merchants are betting can we retain 98% of the seats with 78% overwhelming victory. If PAP wins, Ang Moh and Nihon investors are betting on peasants' wage cuts and more cheaper foreign serfs for PAP to earn more rent income.
If Ah Bock or Labour wins East Coast or West Coast, foreign merchants will still pay rent income and we be forced to spend more on peasants and there will be lesser peanuts for Ho Jinx's punts.”
“There is only PAP's way and the wrong way, do not vote for dissenters who, in a crisis, come up with leftist manifestos?” he asked.
“My duty as lameduck Ruler is to outdo Lao Goh's 75% during the last crisis,” he said. “If I score less than 75% with Wuhan Plague crisis, then it is massive lost of face for House of Lee.”
