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UNCLE SAM Capital: Ruler Loong says South East Asiatic states are loyal vassals of Uncle Sam.
He hopes Uncle Sam's Secretary of Sex John Kerry's familiarity with Southeast Asiatic sex scene will support Uncle Sam's rebalance towards Asiatic region.
Ruler Loong is in Washington DC to present Peasantpore's annual tribute and take special orders from Overlord Obama on Wednesday.
Ruler Loong said that the sex experience of Kerry as a Ang Moh chongster, who was appointed Secretary of Sex earlier this year, can sarpok Uncle Sam's efforts to further balk the PRC Commies and stop their silly misadventures to assert their influence to bully smaller south east Asiatic states.
Ruler Loong said: "This lecherous Kerry marry into old money family but he is an old sexpert, knows Asiatic sex scene super duper well, especially in whores in Commie PRC sing his praises. Hence we loyal south east Asiatic vassals look forward to continuing the relationship with him, we still remember the roaring good times when he visited us and we arrange a sex orgy for him at our opulent KTV lounges. Those were the days."
Lecher Kerry is keenly expected to visit Southeast Asiatic whorehouses in June.
Ruler Loong, who is on a four-day working visit to the Uncle Sam, also said he looks forward to taking Peasantpore-Uncle Sam vassal-overlord relations to a new level.
Peasantpore and the Uncle Sam Sex Department have joined hands on various projects including the Third Country Sex Training Programme and the annual Strategic Sex Dialogue, all aimed at buying favours from tinpot regimes to turn them against the PRC Commies.
Under the Third Country Sex Programme, Peasantpore and the Uncle Sam will tap on their sex expertise to spread novel sex practices to help developing nations reach new heights in the their lackluster bedroom adventures.
Ruler Loong reminded Overlord Obama that Peasantpore treasures its vassal status and wants to cook curry to make Obama happy.
Lecher Kerry, on his part, said Peasantpore has been a opportunistic parasite on issues of security and trade in the region. By balking PRC Commies, Peasantpore will not have to suffer lesser trade and security terms dictated by the PRC Commies. Nobody trusts the PRC Commie because they are experts at poisoning their own toddlers with tainted milk products.
He also praised Peasantpore's leadership in the Trans-Pacific Sex Partnership talks which seek to open the sex trade among Asiatic regimes in the region.
Lecher Kerry said: "Nihons want to peddle soiled panties for export? Those jokers are not serious to balk PRC Commie despite having North Korean onion eaters aiming their nukes at their arses. The TPP is of great importance because Peasantpore took the lead and lectured Fat Loser Nippon that they better shape up or the PRC Commies will be running circles around them.
In addition, we are pleased that Ruler Loong has been relaying Lord Obama's message to South East Asiatics, especially the unreliable Southern Indolanders, that they better fucking unite behind Uncle Sam or suffer Ming dynasty era vassal status. I believed the Pinoys and Viets have tasted that Ming era arrogance by the Commies recently.
"I fucking remind those south east Asiatic jokers that while they enjoying fucking PRC whores, but they better get their perspectives right and make sure they sapok Uncle Sam into containing Commie PRC!."
In his opening remarks, Lecher Kerry added that he is curious that Old Autocrat Lee KY has defied many invitations to visit Lord Yama recently.
Earlier on Wednesday, Ruler Loong met US Sexretary of Treasury Jacob Lew and both traded their signature sex techniques.
Ruler Loong will head to New York City for the second leg of his visit. There, he is expected to meet business leaders and propose sacking their expensive Yankee workers and hiring cheap Peasantpore labourers, supplemented by cheap south east Asiatic imports.
UNCLE SAM Capital: Ruler Loong says South East Asiatic states are loyal vassals of Uncle Sam.
He hopes Uncle Sam's Secretary of Sex John Kerry's familiarity with Southeast Asiatic sex scene will support Uncle Sam's rebalance towards Asiatic region.
Ruler Loong is in Washington DC to present Peasantpore's annual tribute and take special orders from Overlord Obama on Wednesday.
Ruler Loong said that the sex experience of Kerry as a Ang Moh chongster, who was appointed Secretary of Sex earlier this year, can sarpok Uncle Sam's efforts to further balk the PRC Commies and stop their silly misadventures to assert their influence to bully smaller south east Asiatic states.
Ruler Loong said: "This lecherous Kerry marry into old money family but he is an old sexpert, knows Asiatic sex scene super duper well, especially in whores in Commie PRC sing his praises. Hence we loyal south east Asiatic vassals look forward to continuing the relationship with him, we still remember the roaring good times when he visited us and we arrange a sex orgy for him at our opulent KTV lounges. Those were the days."
Lecher Kerry is keenly expected to visit Southeast Asiatic whorehouses in June.
Ruler Loong, who is on a four-day working visit to the Uncle Sam, also said he looks forward to taking Peasantpore-Uncle Sam vassal-overlord relations to a new level.
Peasantpore and the Uncle Sam Sex Department have joined hands on various projects including the Third Country Sex Training Programme and the annual Strategic Sex Dialogue, all aimed at buying favours from tinpot regimes to turn them against the PRC Commies.
Under the Third Country Sex Programme, Peasantpore and the Uncle Sam will tap on their sex expertise to spread novel sex practices to help developing nations reach new heights in the their lackluster bedroom adventures.
Ruler Loong reminded Overlord Obama that Peasantpore treasures its vassal status and wants to cook curry to make Obama happy.
Lecher Kerry, on his part, said Peasantpore has been a opportunistic parasite on issues of security and trade in the region. By balking PRC Commies, Peasantpore will not have to suffer lesser trade and security terms dictated by the PRC Commies. Nobody trusts the PRC Commie because they are experts at poisoning their own toddlers with tainted milk products.
He also praised Peasantpore's leadership in the Trans-Pacific Sex Partnership talks which seek to open the sex trade among Asiatic regimes in the region.
Lecher Kerry said: "Nihons want to peddle soiled panties for export? Those jokers are not serious to balk PRC Commie despite having North Korean onion eaters aiming their nukes at their arses. The TPP is of great importance because Peasantpore took the lead and lectured Fat Loser Nippon that they better shape up or the PRC Commies will be running circles around them.
In addition, we are pleased that Ruler Loong has been relaying Lord Obama's message to South East Asiatics, especially the unreliable Southern Indolanders, that they better fucking unite behind Uncle Sam or suffer Ming dynasty era vassal status. I believed the Pinoys and Viets have tasted that Ming era arrogance by the Commies recently.
"I fucking remind those south east Asiatic jokers that while they enjoying fucking PRC whores, but they better get their perspectives right and make sure they sapok Uncle Sam into containing Commie PRC!."
In his opening remarks, Lecher Kerry added that he is curious that Old Autocrat Lee KY has defied many invitations to visit Lord Yama recently.
Earlier on Wednesday, Ruler Loong met US Sexretary of Treasury Jacob Lew and both traded their signature sex techniques.
Ruler Loong will head to New York City for the second leg of his visit. There, he is expected to meet business leaders and propose sacking their expensive Yankee workers and hiring cheap Peasantpore labourers, supplemented by cheap south east Asiatic imports.
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