Regime's foreign pets bring Bed Bugs to smite poor peasants

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Pliant Mouthpiece merely reports the news but neglects to mention that bed begs are favourite gifts of foreigners

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Peasantpore: A recent survey showed that pest control companies received close to 500 profitable bed bug related jobs in 2011 - an increase of almost 60 per cent compared to five years ago. Those companies must surely support Ruler Loong's 'Love the Foreigners Campaign'. This is a good example of foreigners increasing consumption of local services companies. No wonder merchants and the regime love foreigners.

According to the Jiat Leow Bee National Environment Agency (NEA), the most affected lodgings by bed bugs should be foreign worker quarters; followed by one to three-bedroom public housing piegonholes. Four-and-five-room flats and executive flats ranked last.

This is the main reason why the regime has taken a hands off approach as they do not have to battle with beg bugs in their cushy mansions and condos. Similarly you do not see No Porn Lui battling the morning train and bus hordes daily. Neither do you see school teachers snipping hair from Heng $wee $wee's children. Do you see Blackheart Khaw's ballot or living in a pigeonhole near the dustbins or car parks?

Peasants' Representative of Tanjong Pagar GRC Dr Lily Neo who had the most difficult+frustrating+thankless job of helming the poorest wards said she is planning an extensive but futile extermination project to help poor peasants in the Kim Seng area, particularly those from Chin Swee Road, who have complained about the foreign imported parasites.

"We have covered more than 10 blocks so far and we intend to continue for the rest of the 20 blocks of rental pigeonholes. Maybe what we need now is the aftercare - after cleaning the place we must also see how we can continually keep the places clean.

"It is a challenge for us, because this is the first time we're doing it on such an extensive scale in trying to really eradicate the bed-bugs problem permanently," she explained but forgets exterminating the blood bugs probably will make Ruler Loong's 'Love the Foreigners' policy look silly. Perhaps she should request Half Breed Viv to propose some wise ideas to balk the bed bugs. She grossly underestimate the peasants' penchant for punishment. 60% of them regularly return Ruler Loong to power during Procedural Erections and will likely bring the bed bugs back with they dirty habits.

Bed bugs, like lackeys and minions are notoriously difficult to eliminate. They are adept at squeezing into tight spaces, multiply quickly and can survive for up to one year without food. Similarly the fat cat lackeys and minions are experts in exploiting all avenues to squeeze $$ from peasants.
 
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