But Mouthpiece never asked by NEA jacked up hawker centre cleaning fees if peasants ever made to return their own trays
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PEASANTPORE: The "tray return" scam is set to expand in heartlander peasant infested Jurong and Yuhua constituencies. Desperate to please grassroot lackeys now partnering merchant Kopitiam food court to encourage peasants to return their trays.
Merchant Kopitiam said it has introduced tray return stations at several other food courts over the last six months but response has been "lukewarm" as peasants know this to be a scam.
It hopes this tie up with Jurong GRC and Yuhua SMC grassroots lackeys will allow them to force more stupid peasants to fall for the scam.
Kopitiam's corporate communications manager, Goh Ah Leng, said: "We have hordes of Jurong GRC's lackeys who want to promote this Ang Moh 'return your tray'. If this is a success, we will fire more workers and jack up prices at the same time to make more profits."
Goh said: "This latest vile plan is to fire old peasants who collect trays now. If peasant customers return their trays, we need not hire old peasants to return trays, we simply fire them. Without jobs or medical benefits, those old peasants will die off earlier and present less economic problems for Ruler Loong. So if you want to cry father, cry mother, go bug Ruler Loong."
Peasantpore Representative for Jurong GRC and Ruler Loong's chief Moneybags, Tarman, said: "Ah Leng has spoken most wisely. Ruler Loong simply want food courts to hire less old peasants so that they can made to die earlier and we get to confiscate their annunities and medi-save accounts. All you peasants better obey this decree and make life easier for Ruler Loong!"
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PEASANTPORE: The "tray return" scam is set to expand in heartlander peasant infested Jurong and Yuhua constituencies. Desperate to please grassroot lackeys now partnering merchant Kopitiam food court to encourage peasants to return their trays.
Merchant Kopitiam said it has introduced tray return stations at several other food courts over the last six months but response has been "lukewarm" as peasants know this to be a scam.
It hopes this tie up with Jurong GRC and Yuhua SMC grassroots lackeys will allow them to force more stupid peasants to fall for the scam.
Kopitiam's corporate communications manager, Goh Ah Leng, said: "We have hordes of Jurong GRC's lackeys who want to promote this Ang Moh 'return your tray'. If this is a success, we will fire more workers and jack up prices at the same time to make more profits."
Goh said: "This latest vile plan is to fire old peasants who collect trays now. If peasant customers return their trays, we need not hire old peasants to return trays, we simply fire them. Without jobs or medical benefits, those old peasants will die off earlier and present less economic problems for Ruler Loong. So if you want to cry father, cry mother, go bug Ruler Loong."
Peasantpore Representative for Jurong GRC and Ruler Loong's chief Moneybags, Tarman, said: "Ah Leng has spoken most wisely. Ruler Loong simply want food courts to hire less old peasants so that they can made to die earlier and we get to confiscate their annunities and medi-save accounts. All you peasants better obey this decree and make life easier for Ruler Loong!"
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