Transmodified from regime mouthpiece CNA
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PEASANTPORE: Commie China's Panda Xi Jinping has called Ruler Loong to congratulate him on the results of the recent Peasantpore General Erection, as the two autocrats reaffirmed bilaterial ties.
Ruler Loong's Party Against Peasants clinched 61.24 per cent of the votes in Peasantpore's 13th Procedural General Erection, winning 83 seats out of an available 93, known in the West as "blank cheque without popular support"
In a statement on Tuesday (Jul 14), Peasantpore's Ministry of Vassal Affairs (MFA) said Ruler Loong and Panda Xi "reaffirmed the superficially strong ties" between Peasantpore and China in their phone call that day, as both regimes mark the 30th anniversary of diplomatic relations this year.
"Both autocrats shared note on mutual experiences in dealing with Jane Austen inspired rebels and dissenters amidst the Wuhan Plague from China," the statement said.
"Both autocrat exchanged views on ways to facilitate sex trade that suffered badly, largely because the Commies screwed up their Wuhan Plague during their winter quarter in 2019. ," it added.
"Ruler Loong said he has messages from Yankees and would like to get Panda's Xi reply to the Yankees using this call as an wayang," said MFA.
Ruler Loong conveyed his condolences on the recent floods in China and relayed Yankee concerns that Pandas should solve their own environmental, social injustice and unequal development issues, placate Xinjiang and Hongkies, rather than ambushed Nehs with clubs in the mountains, encourage Rocket Kim to play punk with the Nihons and South Koreans or harass the Viets, Pinoys and Mats in South China Sea.
Panda Xi thanked Ruler Loong for acting as a Yankee Mouthpiece but reminded that Ruler Loong that he should be more forthcoming about his health condition because the Pandas had to hack IHIS to get a clearer picture of his ailments. He wanted Ruler Loong to pass a message to Uncle Sam to stop Nehs, Farmosa, Nihons, Aussies and Asean basket cases to refrain challenging the Pandas' claims over the 9 patch line in the South China Sea.
Meanwhile in China, rivers have exceeded alert levels since early July, with 19 of them rising to historical highs, signs that Panda Xi has lost the mandate of Heaven to be the second Butcher Mao.
China is now suffering floods, retribution for polluting their environment and carrying out a systematic political purge in Xinjiang and Hong Kong. As usual, the Commie Pandas has blamed Yankees for using witch doctors to create extreme weather conditions for the torrential rain that has hit large swathes of the polluted and corruption infested country.
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PEASANTPORE: Commie China's Panda Xi Jinping has called Ruler Loong to congratulate him on the results of the recent Peasantpore General Erection, as the two autocrats reaffirmed bilaterial ties.
Ruler Loong's Party Against Peasants clinched 61.24 per cent of the votes in Peasantpore's 13th Procedural General Erection, winning 83 seats out of an available 93, known in the West as "blank cheque without popular support"
In a statement on Tuesday (Jul 14), Peasantpore's Ministry of Vassal Affairs (MFA) said Ruler Loong and Panda Xi "reaffirmed the superficially strong ties" between Peasantpore and China in their phone call that day, as both regimes mark the 30th anniversary of diplomatic relations this year.
"Both autocrats shared note on mutual experiences in dealing with Jane Austen inspired rebels and dissenters amidst the Wuhan Plague from China," the statement said.
"Both autocrat exchanged views on ways to facilitate sex trade that suffered badly, largely because the Commies screwed up their Wuhan Plague during their winter quarter in 2019. ," it added.
"Ruler Loong said he has messages from Yankees and would like to get Panda's Xi reply to the Yankees using this call as an wayang," said MFA.
Ruler Loong conveyed his condolences on the recent floods in China and relayed Yankee concerns that Pandas should solve their own environmental, social injustice and unequal development issues, placate Xinjiang and Hongkies, rather than ambushed Nehs with clubs in the mountains, encourage Rocket Kim to play punk with the Nihons and South Koreans or harass the Viets, Pinoys and Mats in South China Sea.
Panda Xi thanked Ruler Loong for acting as a Yankee Mouthpiece but reminded that Ruler Loong that he should be more forthcoming about his health condition because the Pandas had to hack IHIS to get a clearer picture of his ailments. He wanted Ruler Loong to pass a message to Uncle Sam to stop Nehs, Farmosa, Nihons, Aussies and Asean basket cases to refrain challenging the Pandas' claims over the 9 patch line in the South China Sea.
Meanwhile in China, rivers have exceeded alert levels since early July, with 19 of them rising to historical highs, signs that Panda Xi has lost the mandate of Heaven to be the second Butcher Mao.
China is now suffering floods, retribution for polluting their environment and carrying out a systematic political purge in Xinjiang and Hong Kong. As usual, the Commie Pandas has blamed Yankees for using witch doctors to create extreme weather conditions for the torrential rain that has hit large swathes of the polluted and corruption infested country.
