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[kukubird59]

Absolutely agree! Thanks to kuku!

hahaha....you are welcum, sifu.....
si kong would be proud of us.....

bumpzzz the best thread in SBF towards 20,000 views and more huat ah.....

 

[GoldenDragon]

hahaha....you are welcum, sifu.....
si kong would be proud of us.....

bumpzzz the best thread in SBF towards 20,000 views and more huat ah.....

monitor your thread. free, do the needful to increase 'views.'

 

[kukubird59]

hahaha...the best thread must have the best news not only in SBF but the whole world....
a few years ago, Scroobal claimed that Singapore was already a sovereign independent country in 1963 because LKY declared so......
wonder which hole was he hiding when Singapore was celebrating SG50 in 1965.....
was counting on him to whack papee for distorting Singapore history but he went MIA....

 

[GoldenDragon]

hahaha...the best thread must have the best news not only in SBF but the whole world....
a few years ago, Scroobal claimed that Singapore was already a sovereign independent country in 1963 because LKY declared so......
wonder which hole was he hiding when Singapore was celebrating SG50 in 1965.....
was counting on him to whack papee for distorting Singapore history but he went MIA....

monitor thread specially dedicated to you.

btw no one in this forum takes you seriously. time to change your moniker.

 

[kukubird59]

monitor thread specially dedicated to you.

btw no one in this forum takes you seriously. time to change your moniker.

hahaha....it's ok....
I thought you were going around advising pple not to take things seriously????

 

[GoldenDragon]

hahaha....it's ok....
I thought you were going around advising pple not to take things seriously????

prolific post!

 

[kukubird59]

hahaha...after this thread was declared the best thread in SBF, Scroobal got so embarrassed that his hot air contribution was so well recognised and appreciated....
he got mad and let loose his guard dogs to bark all over the forum, hoping to cow me into submission....
well my point has always been that if it the best thread, it must be shared with as many readers as possible....

bumpzzz the best thread in SBF towards 20,000 views and more huat ah.....

PS..if I did not post for days....it means that I had been suspended.....this is their last resort to silence me.....lol.

 

[GoldenDragon]

hahaha...after this thread was declared the best thread in SBF, Scroobal got so embarrassed that his hot air contribution was so well recognised and appreciated....
he got mad and let loose his guard dogs to bark all over the forum, hoping to cow me into submission....
well my point has always been that if it the best thread, it must be shared with as many readers as possible....

bumpzzz the best thread in SBF towards 20,000 views and more huat ah.....

PS..if I did not post for days....it means that I had been suspended.....this is their last resort to silence me.....lol.

Stop flattering yourself. Silence you? You will be the last.

 

[Saruman]

no more scandal? can change topic to sandal

 

[kukubird59]

Stop flattering yourself. Silence you? You will be the last.

hahaha....of course I am flattered...
got a 12 y.o. kid going around SBF starting threads with my nicks and instigating like a spoilt child.....
oh wait.....the kid's nick is Golden Dragon....that's u right???

 

[GoldenDragon]

hahaha....of course I am flattered...
got a 12 y.o. kid going around SBF starting threads with my nicks and instigating like a spoilt child.....
oh wait.....the kid's nick is Golden Dragon....that's u right???

spot on! gd nite. spca pick up at 7am.

 

[kukubird59]

hahaha...can someone explained this....
the JW5 thread in page 22 now have more than 54,000 views???
this thread despite daily bumpingzzzz struggled to hit 13000 views.....
how cum like this????

 

[kukubird59]

hahaha....the fab duo claimed that this is the best thread in SBF
however still struggling to hit 14,000 views.....
JW5 thread hit more 54,000 days ago....must be kelong....lol.

bumpzzz the thread.....

 

[Debonerman]

hahaha....the fab duo claimed that this is the best thread in SBF
however still struggling to hit 14,000 views.....
JW5 thread hit more 54,000 days ago....must be kelong....lol.

bumpzzz the thread.....

Do you always squeal the hahahas' I imagine when your mother parts her legs for you?

 

[kukubird59]

hahaha....this thread showed how a typical Tua Pao Xian (TPX) as described in the thread in the attached link...
http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread....hort-lesson-on-how-to-be-a-Tua-Pau-Xian/page6

Here's a recent and fantastic TPX story! I give it an A+++. It has met each and every of the essential criteria (and more!) that I listed earlier on how to write a great TPX story. Although it is a short TPX story written in just 649 words and 8 paragraphs, and the writer's clones have yet to show up at the point of this posting, nevertheless, this highly skilled TPX writer is to be highly commended.

In one short story, he has managed to come up with at least 6 name drops, the mixing of widely available facts with imaginative lies and creative fiction, use of the "superfluous, useless and concrete" details to create an illusion of reality, introducing links to new angles about what he really wants to say, use of pre-emptive insults, etc. All these makes his Tua Pau Xian story highly plausible if not entirely believable.

This chap is a truly gifted and talented TPX writer. I have no doubts both his testicles have now lightened up and are very pleased and happy with him.

PS: Here's another tip when you are caught out red handed with a TPX story. If the creative juices have temporarily dried up and you are at a loss on how to respond, just act blur and keep posting new threads in order to push the ones that you are embarrassed about down into obscurity.

Many years ago, an OCT was accidentally shot and killed in the back during an exercise by his own platoon mate. During the CI, the trainers - Lieutenants and Captains conspired to give a version during the investigation and CI that was untrue. During the CI proceedings as the trainers took turns giving evidence, one of them an overzealous christian convert cracked and claimed that his religion prohibits him from telling a lie and revealed the conspiracy during the proceedings.

Minister of Defence at the time, Goh Chok Tong, called the Judge to stop the proceedings and return an obvious verdict. All the trainers were sacked. Normally OCS trainers are best of breed. No exceptions.

It was the same with Official Secrets Act where Tharman and Patricks Daniel and few others were convicted. During the trial, it became obvious that ST had the classified estimates at hand before Tharman's meeting. That went to a female journalist from another source which the MTI PS knew but did not reveal to ISD who investigated. The Minister of MTI then,our present PM who was his boss was also not told. In the middle of this, The presiding DJ who realised that Tharman was going to be acquitted, asked for the charge to be amended and the DPP who was a former DJ1 had it amended. Tharman was convicted.

The powers then went to Lim Kim San who was Chariman of SPH to tell all those who were convicted not to appeal and they will fix the wrong. LHL had Tharman transferred to Admin Service from MAS. And he has never looked back. Patrick Daniel and the rest of the convicted lot from SPH faced no adverse reaction from their conviction. Manu Bhaskaran as an economist in private practice who was also convicted went on to be a director of GLC subsidiary. The DJ never made it the High Court bench.

The PS who was LHL, classmate was sacked. As for the convictions, it was not fluke that a new law was introduced where convictions of certain categories are considered spent and no longer requires that individual to reveal their conviction.

Some donkey wrote about a Hero Canadian Major who pleaded guilty for a death of soldier. What he did not reveal was that the major offered a reservist officer as a scapegoat when the investigation first began. That scapegoated officer was convicted and dropped 2 ranks down. The Court of Appeal threw out the conviction. The AG when preparing for the appeal realised that they have been sent up the creek, began proceedings against the major. The reason the Major pleaded guilty was to avoid a trial where it would reveal how he sacrificed his no.2 to save his own hide. The wrongly convicted officer was however reinstated to his original rank continues to serve in the reserves. It did not have to take 3 years to clear the mess and destroy people's life. That Major if he had done his duty, no lives would have been lost in the first place and if he had told the truth during the investigation, he would not have tortured an innocent reservist for all the years until the appeal.

This is not in support of Pte whose death was due to an allergic reaction to smoke grenade. But the sometimes when you read reports, articles, etc critical thinking is required. Do not rely on anyone including this government and particularly this govt. Also do not rely on people that cry the loudest and that includes families of those who have lost lives.

In life, governments operate in various ways. The good part is that there are also enough good people to step in when a wrong is blatantly obvious and things need to be corrected. Sometimes the wrong is corrected. Others times, the attempts fails and that is when you lose faith with humanity.

we were told all over the forum in many threads that...
< resignation was not due to affair but don't know due to what....>

after 16 days....we are still eagerly awaiting Scroobal to tell us the real reason

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

hahaha....this thread showed how a typical Tua Pao Xian (TPX) as described in the thread in the attached link...
http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread....hort-lesson-on-how-to-be-a-Tua-Pau-Xian/page6






we were told all over the forum in many threads that...
< resignation was not due to affair but don't know due to what....>

after 16 days....we are still eagerly awaiting Scroobal to tell us the real reason

Not only is your reading comprehension very poor, your ability to assess the facts, the nuances, and the relative merits of an argument are also very poor.

Go and suck PTADER's cock. Leave the issues for the grown ups and those who actually understand English.

 

[Sideswipe]

this is the Scroobal Tua Pau Xian sect official thread

this is the Scroobal Tua Pau Xian sect unofficial fan thread - http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?...nd-a-short-lesson-on-how-to-be-a-Tua-Pau-Xian

forummers are welcome to visit both threads to read great Tua Pau Xian stories by Scroobal.

super boliao threads. hahaha.....

 

[GoldenDragon]

hahaha...can someone explained this....
the JW5 thread in page 22 now have more than 54,000 views???
this thread despite daily bumpingzzzz struggled to hit 13000 views.....
how cum like this????

you must be a kid to think we are fooled. 54k views? lucky if can hit 5400
views. grow up and dun take things too seriously.

54,000 views? whahaha. try hitting 100k ok?

 

[kukubird59]

Not only is your reading comprehension very poor, your ability to assess the facts, the nuances, and the relative merits of an argument are also very poor.

Go and suck PTADER's cock. Leave the issues for the grown ups and those who actually understand English.

hahaha....can some one explained what logic is this???
just because I made reference/agree with one of PTADER's post/thread, I must go and suck his cock....
TFBH have been going around the forum agreeing/praising Scroobal's posts.....does that means he is sucking Scroobal's cock all the while????

 

[kukubird59]

you must be a kid to think we are fooled. 54k views? lucky if can hit 5400
views. grow up and dun take things too seriously.

54,000 views? whahaha. try hitting 100k ok?

hahaha....u are genuinely dumb or what??
didn't i say must be kelong???
do u think kelong is a place where fishermen lived and fished???
truly an idiot....