ode to the seaman's son...

[jw5]

kapitan told his mateys he'll always have their back
doesn't matter what they do or what they indeed lack
as long as I'm here, he said, you'll never get the sack
don't worry about those chicks, it's only for their rack

 

[jw5]

as kapitan's ship continued to sail along the choppy sea
the serfs were eager to ask about the latest jacked up fee
but the crew were not keen to help and preferred to be free
cos zorro was coming back soon with the tar pau bak chor mee

 

[jw5]

kapitan had a rare brainwave and that is not a lie
the serfs are getting antsy he wanted to get a spy
this chap is a good cook but his forte is being sly
the nickname he shall use from now will hence be fishypie

 

[Conqueror]

The Uncaring PAP, The Unfortunate, And The Destitute

Do we see the desparate out on the street in despair ?
Or, do we even believe that we really care ?
Can we be so blind to turn our eyes aside
and pretend that PAP is aware.

My heart and mind reach out to them.
But, I do not see the majority condemn.
Can we still prevail with this uncaring attitude ?
Yea, the grand plan to free them from the servitude.


[video=youtube;NOoLH5-QVFE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOoLH5-QVFE[/video]


Chin chye lah.

 

[jw5]

the kaiptan asked the crew on deck to join him in a feast
the sycophants did what he said, eager were they to please
let's enjoy ourselves tonite he said and let the trolling cease
give the poor brothers at sbf one blissful nite of peace

 

[zhihau]

two scores and seven years ago, what was truly won
papa tried to unite folks from seven seas as one
there would be great success if he had a magic wand
it is hopeless now with more pouring in by the tonne
kapitan seems high on rum and is bent on havin' fun

 

[wikiphile]

Sail across the seas the kapitain did and more,
met a rich king well known for his cars and how he score,
Broaden and deepening ties are the key words of the day,
does the kapitan have nothing better to say?

 

[jw5]

among the serfs was a sycophant who sought his day of fame
a balls carrier extraordinare who had no sense of shame
he told kapitan repeatedly that he was simply not to blame
till finally he was bestowed as crew and kopiuncle his nickname

 

[wikiphile]

among the serfs was a sycophant who sought his day of fame
a balls carrier extraordinare who had no sense of shame
he told kapitan repeatedly that he was simply not to blame
till finally he was bestowed as crew and kopiuncle his nickname

Played the pitiful old man that was his little clever game
plunging daggers in the back and holding doves in the hand all the same
come clean he won't but now we know who to blame
kapitan's loyal dog who now is called kopiuncle, you know my name?

 

[kopiuncle]

so here is where the accusers stay
in a hideout far away
stabbing someone at the back
putting his head on the dirty rack
intellectuals are an arrogant lot
believe they are above the lord

 

[kopiuncle]

Building mountain out of a molehill
Wrong perceptions again deceive the heart
Actions again betray the smart
Many intellectual giants fell
Because they think too hard.....

 

[kopiuncle]

there was this egocentric hunter
claiming knowledge of all and sundry
his intellectual vigour is widely acclaimed
came and accused the wrong man
opinionated and prideful
contemptuous and pompous
refusing to acknowledge his gross mistake
pampering his bruised ego instead....

 

[kopiuncle]

there was once this wonderful guy
a respectful intellectual from the best school
his perception took an ugly turn
overnight he became a demonic fool
he stalked his prey with his serpent words
tarnished them in the darkest vein
his vengeful efforts pathetically in vain
he tumbled shamefully from his ivory grace

 

[kopiuncle]

i met this wicked fella on the forum
he gave me vulgar names
he stalked me with endless obscenities
even over my dead body and family....

 

[hsienloong]

here... kopi kopi.... here... kopi kopi... where are u...

heard from your mother the bitch you are a "GAY DOG" with a fetish for man.
Your mother the bitch said you like to go around stalking young man in the forum.
Your mother the bitch said you emulate the young man style, writing style and woo him with sweet words
if you have fallen for that young man.
Your mother he bitch told me you did that to many young school boys before and got caught and punished.
now you are out and have developed a fetish for young and matured man instead.

here... kopi kopi.... here... kopi kopi...
don't worry just take your dog medicine
The 3 bull dogs will screw you hard to satisfy you.
here... kopi kopi.... here... kopi kopi...

 

[cunnilaubu]

Bro Zhihau, our resident poet,
Your wonderful thread is been hijacked by some idiots.
Sad to see it ended up like that,
Bro Zhihau, who will incur your wrath?

 

[kopiuncle]

cunnilaubu you're sick
for zapping me with your fucking stick
i came here not to kill the thread
nor hijack my brother's blissful spread

cunnilaubu you're blind
for accusing me of ruining this rhyme
who started mocking me here
your respected clone hunter's dear

i kept away from this wonderful thread
fool like you blame me for the sudden break
blame yourself for a lack of perception
the one who mocked kopiuncle here
is deep in troubled persuasion

you zapping me is a display of your intolerance
a mockery of your disrespect for poetic license.....cheers!!!

 

[kopiuncle]

i have nothing but respect for Zhihau
cunnilaubu you must be blind
why pick on kopiuncle for your kill
you've turned this thread into a fucking field....

 

[zhihau]

who will incur your wrath?

le kapitan and the motley crew would be happy
to know that some of the entries here may sound crappy
never mind the idle banter or incessant chatter
this thread depends on all to make it for the better

 

[kopiuncle]

among the serfs was a sycophant who sought his day of fame
a balls carrier extraordinare who had no sense of shame
he told kapitan repeatedly that he was simply not to blame
till finally he was bestowed as crew and kopiuncle his nickname

Played the pitiful old man that was his little clever game
plunging daggers in the back and holding doves in the hand all the same
come clean he won't but now we know who to blame
kapitan's loyal dog who now is called kopiuncle, you know my name?

I do not mind these two poets
I respect their poetic license
I did not zap them
They did not zap me
But cunnilaubu you must be a dead poet
For spoiling this wonderful thread....