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*Clever Signages*!!
*A sign in a shoe repair store*: "We will heel you, We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you!"
Sign over a *Gynaecologist’s Office* : "Dr. George, at your cervix";
At an *Eye Clinic* : "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.”;
On a *Plumber's truck* : "We repair what your husband fixed”;
On an *Electrician's truck* : "Let us remove your shorts”;
In a *Non-smoking Area* : "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action”;
On a *Maternity Room door* : "Push. Push. Push.”;
At a *Car Dealership* : "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”;
At the *Electric Company* : "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”;
In a *Restaurant window* : "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”;
In the front yard of a *Funeral Home* : "Drive carefully. We'll wait.”;
Last but not least and I LOVE THIS..........
Sign on the back of *Septic Tank Truck* :
*"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"*
*A sign in a shoe repair store*: "We will heel you, We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you!"
Sign over a *Gynaecologist’s Office* : "Dr. George, at your cervix";
At an *Eye Clinic* : "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.”;
On a *Plumber's truck* : "We repair what your husband fixed”;
On an *Electrician's truck* : "Let us remove your shorts”;
In a *Non-smoking Area* : "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action”;
On a *Maternity Room door* : "Push. Push. Push.”;
At a *Car Dealership* : "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”;
At the *Electric Company* : "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”;
In a *Restaurant window* : "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”;
In the front yard of a *Funeral Home* : "Drive carefully. We'll wait.”;
Last but not least and I LOVE THIS..........
Sign on the back of *Septic Tank Truck* :
*"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"*
