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eatshitndie

Alfrescian (Inf)
The Best!
*Teacher:* How old is your father?
*Kid:* He is 6 years.
*Teacher:* What? How is this possible?
*Kid:* He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!

Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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*TEACHER:* Joseph, go to the map and find North America .
*JOSEPH:* Here it is.
*TEACHER:* Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
*CLASS:* Joseph.
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*TEACHER:* Wale, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
*WALE:* You told me to do it without using the tables.
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*TEACHER:* Adigun , how do you spell 'crocodile?'
*ADIGUN:* K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
*TEACHER:* No, that's wrong
*ADIGUN:* Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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*TEACHER:* Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for water?
*REBECCA :* H I J K L M N O.
*TEACHER:* What are you talking about?
*REBECCA:* Yesterday you said it's H to O. ‍♀‍♂
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*TEACHER:* Moses, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
*MOSES:* Me! ‍♂
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*TEACHER:* Abraham, why do you always get so dirty?
*ABRAHAM:* Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ‍
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*TEACHER:* George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter , do you know why his father didn't punish him?
*PETER:* Because George still had the axe in his hand...
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*TEACHER:* Buwembo, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
*BUWEMBO :* No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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*TEACHER:* Femi, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
*FEMI:* A teacher.
 

yinyang

Alfrescian (Inf)
The Best!
The pinoys are good at labelling initiatives. For real? Doubt it :cool:

Anti-Poor Law
Bern Fabro
The newly approved Philippine tax law known as Tax Reform for Acceleration and Inclusion (TRAIN) is an "Anti-Poor law".


anti_poor_law__bern_fabro.jpg
 

dancingshoes

Alfrescian
Old Timer
Aru bought a buffalo from a farmer for RM5000. The farmer agreed to deliver the buffalo the next day.

In the morning he drove up and said, 'Sorry , but I have some bad news. The buffalo died.'

Aru replied, 'Well just give me my money back then.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'

Aru said, 'OK then, just bring me the dead buffalo.'

The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'

Aru said, 'I'm going to start a lottery to sell him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't start a lottery for a dead buffalo!'

Aru said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Aru and asked,
'What happened with that dead buffalo?'

Aru said, ' I sold 3542 tickets at RM5 each and made a profit of RM12,710.'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Aru said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his RM5 back.'

Aru works for 1MDB now.
 

yinyang

Alfrescian (Inf)
The Best!
The farmer said, 'You can't start a lottery for a dead buffalo!'
Aru said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Aru and asked,
'What happened with that dead buffalo?'
Aru said, ' I sold 3542 tickets at RM5 each and made a profit of RM12,710.'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Aru said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his RM5 back.'
Aru works for 1MDB now
.
Depicts real life too :wink:
 
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