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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

Discussion in 'The Courtyard Café' started by yinyang, Jul 24, 2012.

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    New words to master ;)

    *Errorist* : Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes.

    *Askhole* : A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.

    *Ambitchous* : Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.

    *Dudevorce* : When two male best friends officially end their friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.

    *Nonversation* : A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events .

    *Destinesia* : When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being stoned.

    *Unkeyboardinated* : Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.

    *Cellfish*: Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them.

    *Textpectation* :The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

    *Carcolepsy*:The inability to stay awake and alert when in a car, or any other thing that moves, such as trains, planes, and buses.

    *Hiberdating* : Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend.
    *Deja poop* : The feeling that the same shit keeps happening
     
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    Timer?

    Wife was making Maggi noodles......

    She calls hubby to come down and asked to have sex with her.....

    Husband was surprise but happily made love to her & asked.....
    why suddenly you invited me for sex in the kitchen ??

    Wife:.. "The timer is not working, and I know that you dont last more than 2 minutes...
     
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    to my good doggie bros, time for your meal... 人狗合一,最高境界::D

     
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    One of the better condolence tributes to the late HughHefner, Playboy founder/owner :

    "I am saddened by Hugh Hefner's death. He taught me how to read a magazine with one hand".
     
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    Nasi lemak flavoured rubbers??;)

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    Kurdistan referendum

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    Times are changing

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    25 years after Brexit

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    Heaven?

    "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the Church, would that get me into heaven?” I asked the children in my Sunday school class.

    “NO!” the children all answered.

    “If I cleaned the Church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?”

    Once more they all answered, “NO!”

    “Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?” I asked them again.

    Once more they all answered, “NO!”

    “Well,” I continued, thinking they were a good bit more theologically sophisticated than I had given them credit for, “Then how can I get into heaven?”

    A five-year-old boy shouted out, “YOU GOTTA DIE FIRST!”



    _The child was right - you can't fault him for his innocent but truthful answer
     
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    teochew lang, karchng ang ang...:D

     
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    L Vegas terror

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    Grass corruption Zambia

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    2nd amendment

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    Soccer Shootout :D

     

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