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PEASANTPORE: The fire at rich merchants' enclave Newton MRT station on 13 February was explained using Quantum Mechanics principles. No Porn Lui says it is either caused by a short circuit or even likely due to cable insulation issues. No Porn Lui is indeed a fabled master of Quantum Mechanics.
To add salt to injury, No Porn Lui said he will be paying for the laboratory tests to rubber stamp Lui's Interpretation of the Newton SMRT Fire within a full moon.
Since it was concluded that operational incompetence caused the fire, No Porn Lui ordered train cartel operator SMRT to change the cables at the affected stretch of the tunnel before the lab results are released. Notice No Porn Lui's adept hand at hoarding information about the lack of maintenance despite getting a new SMRT CEO.
He added the cartel operator SMRT has decided to conduct a complete insulation test of all underground traction cables and stepped up its insulation checks on similar installations. This simple act betrays the fact that both preventive measures has been toned down to ensure fat cat profits for Ho Jinx, their biggest shareholder.
Tolerated but not Erected Peasant Representative Educated Ape Eugene Tan said he was concerned about peasants loitering around at the platform and taking photos and turning the fire into a joke.
No Porn Lui retorted: "Those lumpar peasant passengers, I will personally ask the ISD to identify them from the video recording and pass their particulars to IRAS. IRAS will soon send them notice that they better not slack in declaring their taxes this year.
And fucking hell, if peasants want to take photographs and turn the fire into a carnival event and want me to fucking tell them to stop? You think given the sour sentiments on the ground against Ruler Loong, they fuck care listen meh? Idiot! That is the reason why you are tolerated and not erected!"
PEASANTPORE: The fire at rich merchants' enclave Newton MRT station on 13 February was explained using Quantum Mechanics principles. No Porn Lui says it is either caused by a short circuit or even likely due to cable insulation issues. No Porn Lui is indeed a fabled master of Quantum Mechanics.
To add salt to injury, No Porn Lui said he will be paying for the laboratory tests to rubber stamp Lui's Interpretation of the Newton SMRT Fire within a full moon.
Since it was concluded that operational incompetence caused the fire, No Porn Lui ordered train cartel operator SMRT to change the cables at the affected stretch of the tunnel before the lab results are released. Notice No Porn Lui's adept hand at hoarding information about the lack of maintenance despite getting a new SMRT CEO.
He added the cartel operator SMRT has decided to conduct a complete insulation test of all underground traction cables and stepped up its insulation checks on similar installations. This simple act betrays the fact that both preventive measures has been toned down to ensure fat cat profits for Ho Jinx, their biggest shareholder.
Tolerated but not Erected Peasant Representative Educated Ape Eugene Tan said he was concerned about peasants loitering around at the platform and taking photos and turning the fire into a joke.
No Porn Lui retorted: "Those lumpar peasant passengers, I will personally ask the ISD to identify them from the video recording and pass their particulars to IRAS. IRAS will soon send them notice that they better not slack in declaring their taxes this year.
And fucking hell, if peasants want to take photographs and turn the fire into a carnival event and want me to fucking tell them to stop? You think given the sour sentiments on the ground against Ruler Loong, they fuck care listen meh? Idiot! That is the reason why you are tolerated and not erected!"
