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my horny peeping maid - sequel to the running maid

Discussion in 'The Courtyard Café' started by leetahbar, Mar 14, 2013.

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i m up to my neck. pls vote SACK or KEEP hippo maid

Poll closed May 28, 2013.
  1. keep hippo maid

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  1. leetahbar

    leetahbar Alfrescian Old Timer

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    great! this is just great! after my running maid had left, wifey now got herself a new maid. this maid is fat like a hippo with a nostril as big as a pig! worst of the worserer, she always freezes infront of me obstructing my traffic :(

    just this morning, i was happily showering. when i opened the shower door, she was there bending over against my shower door.

    was she trying to peep at me? boy! i think i got a horny teeko maid who might ve got a crush on me......
     
  2. leetahbar

    leetahbar Alfrescian Old Timer

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    leetahbar Alfrescian Old Timer

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    i crashed into a big hippo this morning!

    oh god help me!!

    this morning was late for a very important appointment.

    after brushing and dressing up was about to rush off. i opened my bedroom door, dashed out....guess what happened next?

    i crashed into a stalling hippon along my path! my hippo maid was just outside my bedroom door, again squatting....and after opening the door, i crashed into her!!

    oh pleases god, u gotta help me! :(
     
  4. lianbeng

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    Re: i crashed into a big hippo this morning!

    lianbeng says: u n ur maid a good match lah! :D can eat dun waste mah!
     
  5. leetahbar

    leetahbar Alfrescian Old Timer

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    Re: i crashed into a big hippo this morning!

    i m very confused.

    i dunno what hippo did to my wifey. she melts in her hands. oh brother! i wish i had an elephant rifle.... so tempted to use it on the hippo that freezes along my path.
     
  6. Reddog

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    Re: i crashed into a big hippo this morning!

    Hey man, I think you need help. Better make an appointment with the imh.... they have a long queue.
     
  7. streetsmart73

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    Re: i crashed into a big hippo this morning!

    hi there


    1. now, cavey.
    2. remember to don your used red undies outside your attire when you visit the imh hoh:D
    3. that will be most convincing:p
     
  8. gotnojob

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    Re: i crashed into a big hippo this morning!

    His is a severe case so he does not need to join the queue
     
  9. shctaw

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    Re: i crashed into a big hippo this morning!

    My female friend's husband screw a maid a few year ago. The maid is quite chip type.

    She fired the maid and change to a ugly maid. Guess what; the husband screw her too.

    Morale of the study; if you do not service your husband; your husband will self-service himself.
     
  10. leetahbar

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    Re: i crashed into a big hippo this morning!

    this hippo maid the wifey got is really big big...and big! size!

    now even the mum-in-law also melts in her hands. worst of the worserer! MIL now gave her her old night gowns. and of all things, i mistook hippo maid for my hippo MIL. they are about the same bloated size. my hippo maid was so pleasantly pleased when i called her "mum". she turned and gazed lovingly at me.

    the thought of her lecherous smile sent goosepimples erecting on my skin. brrr....i hope i won't be impotent by hippo maid.

    i think i better scheme of getting rid of her. at the rate and amount she's eating, she's gonna wipe me bankrupt in no time.

    she cleans out every dishes and every grain of rice for every meal. cleans out as in eaten everything. if she could eat the cutlery, she would do that too!!
     
  11. leetahbar

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    woo, ah....ern.....oh god! help!

    well, don't get me wrong that i m cumming in orgasm. i was just melting in the hands of my hippo maid.

    i realised why wifey and MIL melted in her hands. boy!! she did wonder with those short fingers plump hands. now dun getting naughty or horny. hippo maid had hidden talents with her wonderful hands.

    wooo....ah....erm....yes,...yes....YES!!:*::D
     
  12. leetahbar

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    Re: woo, ah....ern.....oh god! help!

    As she rubbed me hard....ooih..so bloody hard! i pleaded for more. yes...yes!! harder!!

    don't stop!

    aahhhh......!
     
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    Re: woo, ah....ern.....oh god! help!

    Can post photo of her hands?
     
  14. leetahbar

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    Re: woo, ah....ern.....oh god! help!

    first u imagine her as a hippo. then u see the hippo nostril....then u continue until u can imagine the size of her hands.

    ooh!! ah...she's rubbing me hard....harder....HARDER!!!
     
  15. duluxe

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    Re: woo, ah....ern.....oh god! help!

    You have quadruple of hippo hands day in day out, not surprising you are spending so much of your time here. Better to post your escapade to the sister forum.
     
  16. leetahbar

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    Re: woo, ah....ern.....oh god! help!

    hippo maid turned out to be a great surprise. she was a pinay massuer b4 she was a maid here. would i consider lucky that she landed in my home? but really her hippo size would be a switchoff for most horny teekos brothers here but maybe not to the sisters.
     
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    Re: woo, ah....ern.....oh god! help!

    you are lucky man, 4 hippo hands to serve your different needs. How her skill like?
     
  18. leetahbar

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    Re: woo, ah....ern.....oh god! help!

    hippo maid turned out to be a great surprise!

    u say lor.
     
  19. LeMans2011

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    Re: woo, ah....ern.....oh god! help!

    This is unfair. Why is Sam not making this thread a sticky? This thread is on par with some of the threads currently on sticky.
     
  20. leetahbar

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    Re: woo, ah....ern.....oh god! help!

    nothing sticky cumming out of me yet. hippo maid hasn't touch my squirting G-spot yet :p
     

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