My alarm bells go off the moment I hear someone in Singapore say "guo2 nei4" (国内)

[Ah Max]

What is this?

okt. another 1 tat will make my alarm bells go off iz 土豆.

 

[laksaboy]

Here's another one: to take your kid(s) out to jalan jalan e.g. in the downtown area.

溜娃

 

[jw5]

Here's another one: to take your kid(s) out to jalan jalan e.g. in the downtown area.

溜娃

You must have heard this from Liu Jie.

 

[jw5]

okt. another 1 tat will make my alarm bells go off iz 土豆.

I actually wanted to order that a few days ago, but they had run out of stock.

 

[vamjok]

once i was queuing at to buy curry puff at old chang kee, in front of me is a malay fellow wanting to order some stuff in english. The chee bye PRC behind the counter cannot understand a shit, then scolded the malay fellow

"This is Singapore, most of us are Chinese, you should speak in Mandarin" (in a heavily accented northern China style English)

In my heart lim na bey chee bye, this is my fellow brother in arms that served 2 and half year NS with me.

so when its my turn....without skipping a beat...

"2 curry puff and 1 chicken cube put cheese, take away"

The PRC mei mei cannot understand a shit, the malay mat look stunt at what am I doing.

PRC mei mei: can order in English

Me: This is Singapore, the working language here is English, why must I order in Mandarin?

the other staff took over the order and packed for me, and instructed her to handle the customer behind me. the mat yoyo saluted me for standing for him.

here come the best part, the fellow behind me also purposely ordered in English also. I broke character and LAUGHED. The mat yoyo as well. Everyone in the queue understands that we are now standing behind a fellow Singaporean that was being bullied, everyone understands the mission.

And it happened again on the 4th person. The PRC mei mei run back to the kitchen behind and seems like crying. the mat yoyo laughed and saluted all of us, everyone just waved and winked back.

 

[nabeifuckpap]

Deport all PRCs as PAP only wants them for the votes, including ALL CECA Pinoys Myanmar Malaysians holding PMET jobs

 

[Yumiko]

once i was queuing at to buy curry puff at old chang kee, in front of me is a malay fellow wanting to order some stuff in english. The chee bye PRC behind the counter cannot understand a shit, then scolded the malay fellow

"This is Singapore, most of us are Chinese, you should speak in Mandarin" (in a heavily accented northern China style English)

In my heart lim na bey chee bye, this is my fellow brother in arms that served 2 and half year NS with me.

so when its my turn....without skipping a beat...

"2 curry puff and 1 chicken cube put cheese, take away"

The PRC mei mei cannot understand a shit, the malay mat look stunt at what am I doing.

PRC mei mei: can order in English

Me: This is Singapore, the working language here is English, why must I order in Mandarin?

the other staff took over the order and packed for me, and instructed her to handle the customer behind me. the mat yoyo saluted me for standing for him.

here come the best part, the fellow behind me also purposely ordered in English also. I broke character and LAUGHED. The mat yoyo as well. Everyone in the queue understands that we are now standing behind a fellow Singaporean that was being bullied, everyone understands the mission.

And it happened again on the 4th person. The PRC mei mei run back to the kitchen behind and seems like crying. the mat yoyo laughed and saluted all of us, everyone just waved and winked back.

Well done!!!

 

[rocket]

once i was queuing at to buy curry puff at old chang kee, in front of me is a malay fellow wanting to order some stuff in english. The chee bye PRC behind the counter cannot understand a shit, then scolded the malay fellow

"This is Singapore, most of us are Chinese, you should speak in Mandarin" (in a heavily accented northern China style English)

In my heart lim na bey chee bye, this is my fellow brother in arms that served 2 and half year NS with me.

so when its my turn....without skipping a beat...

"2 curry puff and 1 chicken cube put cheese, take away"

The PRC mei mei cannot understand a shit, the malay mat look stunt at what am I doing.

PRC mei mei: can order in English

Me: This is Singapore, the working language here is English, why must I order in Mandarin?

the other staff took over the order and packed for me, and instructed her to handle the customer behind me. the mat yoyo saluted me for standing for him.

here come the best part, the fellow behind me also purposely ordered in English also. I broke character and LAUGHED. The mat yoyo as well. Everyone in the queue understands that we are now standing behind a fellow Singaporean that was being bullied, everyone understands the mission.

And it happened again on the 4th person. The PRC mei mei run back to the kitchen behind and seems like crying. the mat yoyo laughed and saluted all of us, everyone just waved and winked back.

Chow ah tiongs must respect sg culture of 4 main race.

 

[Yumiko]

It has been a longstanding bugbear of mine that the service industry is full of Ah Tiongs who think that just because you look Chinese, they can serve you speaking Mandarin without switching to speaking English.

 

[laksaboy]

It has been a longstanding bugbear of mine that the service industry is full of Ah Tiongs who think that just because you look Chinese, they can serve you speaking Mandarin without switching to speaking English.

It's probably insecurity because their English is bad.

And that's why they come all the way to Sinkieland to steal a living. They thought that since most of the population is yellowskin, language barrier is a non-issue.

 

[eatshitndie]

can distinguish a tiong from sinkie at the food counter if back is facing you.
sinkie: 打包
tiong: 带走
hongkangers used to say the former but now say the latter as the former seems to suggest taking away a dead body in a body bag. sinkies will lose to tiongs over time as more tiongs flood sg and more sinkie pioneers and boomers die. it’s not a matter of whether but when. sinkies clinging to singlish and local chink slangs and phrases will give way to ccp subculture and language dominating the local scene, first starting among unkers with atb gfs and wives. i’m already beginning to witness that in my family. loser unkers in the sinkie family marry atbs. that’s a fact. next segment is ceca hindi replacing tamil. sg in a decade will be very different. change is inevitable. this is why i get out of the shithole that sg will becum.

 

[laksaboy]

once i was queuing at to buy curry puff at old chang kee, in front of me is a malay fellow wanting to order some stuff in english. The chee bye PRC behind the counter cannot understand a shit, then scolded the malay fellow

"This is Singapore, most of us are Chinese, you should speak in Mandarin" (in a heavily accented northern China style English)

In my heart lim na bey chee bye, this is my fellow brother in arms that served 2 and half year NS with me.

so when its my turn....without skipping a beat...

"2 curry puff and 1 chicken cube put cheese, take away"

The PRC mei mei cannot understand a shit, the malay mat look stunt at what am I doing.

PRC mei mei: can order in English

Me: This is Singapore, the working language here is English, why must I order in Mandarin?

the other staff took over the order and packed for me, and instructed her to handle the customer behind me. the mat yoyo saluted me for standing for him.

here come the best part, the fellow behind me also purposely ordered in English also. I broke character and LAUGHED. The mat yoyo as well. Everyone in the queue understands that we are now standing behind a fellow Singaporean that was being bullied, everyone understands the mission.

And it happened again on the 4th person. The PRC mei mei run back to the kitchen behind and seems like crying. the mat yoyo laughed and saluted all of us, everyone just waved and winked back.

Tells you much about Old Chunky the company, hiring foreign trash.

 

[laksaboy]

can distinguish a tiong from sinkie at the food counter if back is facing you.
sinkie: 打包
tiong: 带走
hongkangers used to say the former but now say the latter as the former seems to suggest taking away a dead body in a body bag.

打包 sounds like 打炮, which is Tiong slang for piak piak sexy time.

 

[eatshitndie]

打包 sounds like 打炮, which is Tiong slang for piak piak sexy time.

炮 is too violent. can sexplode.

 

[Yumiko]

Ok this is not about choice of words but behaviour...:

Another thing that originated uniquely from Tiongland is their tendency to use their smartphones as pagers/microphones, speaking into their smartphones to record voice messages (on apps like WeChat, or WhatsApp when they're in Singapore). They also love to play back recorded messages from others at loud volume in public (often on public transport but also in other areas).

This inconsiderate and bizarre practice of using their smartphones and pagers have been observed in China dramas like First Frost 难哄.

This weird practice is also becoming increasingly prevalent amongst Singaporean Chinese boomers and the older generation - who can't be bothered (or have no patience) to type on smartphone keyboards with their (arthritic?) fingers. I've also noticed this practice becoming common in some trades like interior designers in the construction industry.

Very very sian. Sigh.