must read - marriage - 10 commandments

[nextinfidel]

typical beng and lian getting married.
saw this picture of 10 commandments in facebook.
(a friend's colleague who got married)
groom must sign these 10 commandments.


1 abide by the vows made during ROM

2 must love my family as much as i love yours

3 my words over-ride everything else

4 remember to say I love you every day and night

5 be my 24/7 beck and call chauffeur

6 one postpone housework wild card / month

7 yearly holiday destination decided by me

8 one chanel bag every year

9 one hermes bag every 5 year anniversary

10 abide faithfully to the above commandments



signed and accepted, acknowledged by

 

[vamjok]

the exact reason why a lot local girls are left on the shelf

 

[cass888]

8 one chanel bag every year

9 one hermes bag every 5 year anniversary

hitting so low ah?

 

[mako65]

Guy must be high on crack to sign this pre-nup!

 

[Equalisation]

11. must eat abalone every night then can sleep only if cum, no cum sleep in bath-tub....:o

 

[ps07857]

It's all about "me... me... me".....

 

[po2wq]

11. must eat abalone every night then can sleep only if cum, no cum sleep in bath-tub....:o

after ur bing is best, did u follow up wif ur bonk is bestest? ... did u eat ur abalone last nite? ...

 

[Equalisation]

after ur bing is best, did u follow up wif ur bonk is bestest? ... did u eat ur abalone last nite? ...

Aiyoh .... don't remind me of last night !!:(

Took her to Rail Mall for drinks at Harry's and then proceeded to Chun Tin Rd for Teochew porridge ....

Later drove to a quiet spot for some smooching and rabba rabba in back of car....

.... slowly took her clothes off .... found that she never shave her armpit hair ....

So don't look and proceeded to her V intending to feel abalone ....

But before reached the intended destination ...... found out her pubic hair thick and vast like the inner depths of the Amazon forest ....

straightaway my rifle turun senjata in record time ....!!!:(

 

[Ramseth]

.... slowly took her clothes off .... found that she never shave her armpit hair ....

So don't look and proceeded to her V intending to feel abalone ....

But before reached the intended destination ...... found out her pubic hair thick and vast like the inner depths of the Amazon forest ....

straightaway my rifle turun senjata in record time ....!!!:(

Her armpit hair more than your old cock pubic hair!

Her public hair more than your old botak head hair!!

 

[GoldenDragon]

typical beng and lian getting married.
saw this picture of 10 commandments in facebook.
(a friend's colleague who got married)
groom must sign these 10 commandments.


1 abide by the vows made during ROM

2 must love my family as much as i love yours

3 my words over-ride everything else

4 remember to say I love you every day and night

5 be my 24/7 beck and call chauffeur

6 one postpone housework wild card / month

7 yearly holiday destination decided by me

8 one chanel bag every year

9 one hermes bag every 5 year anniversary

10 abide faithfully to the above commandments



signed and accepted, acknowledged by

11 must vote PAP

12 mustn't participate in SBF

13 mustn't mentally molest or rape

14 must ensure future generations vote for PAP

 

[middaydog]

Aiyoh ....
Took her to Rail Mall for drinks at Harry's and then proceeded to Chun Tin Rd for Teochew porridge ....

Ooooo, you that guy , so stop calling me botak, okey

you are more botak than I

 

[ivebert]

the exact reason why a lot local girls are left on the shelf

U will be surprised that many of these requirements disappear when they get together with a White man

 

[mako65]

11. must eat abalone every night then can sleep only if cum, no cum sleep in bath-tub....:o

Hahaha...bro Equal, good one! Your "humpsumkness" deserves 3 jugs of Tigers...cheers!

 

[mako65]

Ooooo, you that guy , so stop calling me botak, okey

you are more botak than I

There's a saying-"out of 10 botaks, 9 of them are filthy rich"...hahaha!