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Peasantpore: Friday is Cooling-off Day for the Punggol East by-erection, which has seen nine days of vigorous arousal by the four opportunists contending in the polls.
The Erections Department who reports to Ruler Loong, has hinted to political pariahs and candidates that Friday has been set aside for voters to reflect rationally on the consequences if they unwisely choose to balk Ruler Loong.
The four opportunists Mouthpiece CNA spoke to said they intend to spend time with their family, chums, and bootlickers after a gruelling erection campaign. Asiatic political campaigning involves erotic arousal by boot lickers, verbal masturbations from supporters, m&d slinging against each another, retail politicking, making silly promises that will be broken and as well as 7th Month style auctions for votes.
Campaigning is not allowed on Cooling-off Day. However some nitpicking will be applied. There will be 'staged' election advertising and the opposition pariahs will be naturally hauled up for questioning and harassment by Poodles. This is just another ploy to get dissenters into trouble for 'crimes' committed by moles.
A generous exceptions include reports in state Mouthpieces. That includes state controlled radio and television which relate to erection matters.
Other erection advertising, such as warning peasants that their polling cards are numbered and can be marked in designated polling stations to indicate dissenting blocks. Die hard supporters who continue to wear shirts with dissenting slogans will be marked by ISD and CPIB for 'processing' based on Ruler Loong's whims and fancies.
Dissenters have been advised to refrain from attending public events on Cooling-off Day and Polling Day. Exceptions are granted to X'tian religious ceremonies or worship services but not pagan rituals. Other tolerated activities are functions in the course of work or employment, a clear advantage for Ruler Loong whose minions and lackeys can use their political clout to impress peasants on the need to 'sarpok' Cocky Koh within polling stations.
Dissenters are warned they cannot loiter near polling stations due to based on former Cheap Justice Chan Sai Keong's Quantum Mechanics Ruling. Dissenters and rebellious netizens must be mindful of the rule prohibiting campaigning and election advertising or they will be 'processed'.
On Saturday, some stupid 31,600 peasant voters from Punggol East SMC will go to the polls to erect Cocky Koh as their Peasants' Representative. Most spineless Asiatic Punggol idiots will rather kowtow to Ruler Loong to secure pork barrels and earmarks. They are eager to please Ruler Loong and will soon try to emulate Cock Koh by surviving on 1 biscuit per day.
The by-erection is being contested by four political parties - Cocky Koh 1 Biscuit Tin from the regime, Sabo Jeya, Pork Seller Desmond Lim of the Stupid Donkey Arses and Ah Lian from the Labour Party.
This is Peasantpore's second by-erection in 8 full moons after the May 2012 Hougang by-election after Lecher Palmer was caught fucking Laura Ong on the sly with his signature move...Palmer's 18 Lusty Palms.
Peasantpore: Friday is Cooling-off Day for the Punggol East by-erection, which has seen nine days of vigorous arousal by the four opportunists contending in the polls.
The Erections Department who reports to Ruler Loong, has hinted to political pariahs and candidates that Friday has been set aside for voters to reflect rationally on the consequences if they unwisely choose to balk Ruler Loong.
The four opportunists Mouthpiece CNA spoke to said they intend to spend time with their family, chums, and bootlickers after a gruelling erection campaign. Asiatic political campaigning involves erotic arousal by boot lickers, verbal masturbations from supporters, m&d slinging against each another, retail politicking, making silly promises that will be broken and as well as 7th Month style auctions for votes.
Campaigning is not allowed on Cooling-off Day. However some nitpicking will be applied. There will be 'staged' election advertising and the opposition pariahs will be naturally hauled up for questioning and harassment by Poodles. This is just another ploy to get dissenters into trouble for 'crimes' committed by moles.
A generous exceptions include reports in state Mouthpieces. That includes state controlled radio and television which relate to erection matters.
Other erection advertising, such as warning peasants that their polling cards are numbered and can be marked in designated polling stations to indicate dissenting blocks. Die hard supporters who continue to wear shirts with dissenting slogans will be marked by ISD and CPIB for 'processing' based on Ruler Loong's whims and fancies.
Dissenters have been advised to refrain from attending public events on Cooling-off Day and Polling Day. Exceptions are granted to X'tian religious ceremonies or worship services but not pagan rituals. Other tolerated activities are functions in the course of work or employment, a clear advantage for Ruler Loong whose minions and lackeys can use their political clout to impress peasants on the need to 'sarpok' Cocky Koh within polling stations.
Dissenters are warned they cannot loiter near polling stations due to based on former Cheap Justice Chan Sai Keong's Quantum Mechanics Ruling. Dissenters and rebellious netizens must be mindful of the rule prohibiting campaigning and election advertising or they will be 'processed'.
On Saturday, some stupid 31,600 peasant voters from Punggol East SMC will go to the polls to erect Cocky Koh as their Peasants' Representative. Most spineless Asiatic Punggol idiots will rather kowtow to Ruler Loong to secure pork barrels and earmarks. They are eager to please Ruler Loong and will soon try to emulate Cock Koh by surviving on 1 biscuit per day.
The by-erection is being contested by four political parties - Cocky Koh 1 Biscuit Tin from the regime, Sabo Jeya, Pork Seller Desmond Lim of the Stupid Donkey Arses and Ah Lian from the Labour Party.
This is Peasantpore's second by-erection in 8 full moons after the May 2012 Hougang by-election after Lecher Palmer was caught fucking Laura Ong on the sly with his signature move...Palmer's 18 Lusty Palms.
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