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Peasantpore: J Y Peelay, Chairlackey of the Council of 35% Presidential Advisers, is the recipient of this year's highest regime award - the Order of the Prata.
The Order of the Prata is conferred by the Rubber Stamp President on the advice of the Prime Minion or Ruler Loong.
It was last given in 2006 to former A*STAR Chairlacky Peelip Yeo and former Permanent Secretary Lackey of the Moneybag$ Ministry Lim Ah Guan.
The annual awards recognise those lackeys who mastered Kempeitai PrataNathan's legendary 'Prata Flipping Skills. These lackeys are never promoted to minions despite making outstanding contributions to regime or Imperial Court.
Once pompously described by ailing Great Leader LKY as being "equal to the best brains in Uncle", Lackey Peelay, a former top civil lackey has been credited with using beautiful women to develop Sex-In-Air airlines into a world-class carrier.
As lackeys usually have unnatural longevity, Peelay is still flipping pratas in Peasantpore today. As an example, Mr Peelay has been an prata adviser to the regime's rubber stamping President since 2001.
There is pressing evidence that the lameduck President is a ceremonial vase. For example when the Peasantpore regime procedurally sought presidential approval to tap the national reserves to help vassal overlord Uncle Sam, during the 2009 financial crisis.
"It was a routine wayang to meet the spirit of a sham pseudo-Westminister model... so naturally stage a wayang show and make it look less than a routine event. We helped draft proposals for Tarman's Ministry of Finance to open cookie jar. Our conclusion is our draft is super bagus and so there was no major problem. The ang-mohs were naturally laughing at us but who cares a hoot!?" Mr Peelay sneered as he reached out for another helping of beer.
Mr Pillay also plays a part in helping Peasantpore maintain good ties only with important anglo-saxon dignitaries.
As Chairlackey of the Council of Rubber Stamping Presidential Advisers, he is the regime's de facto President if the Head of State becomes senile and challenge the regime. There were lessons learnt when ex-President Nair/Ong TC tried to balk Great Leader LKY when exercising independence. Having a lackey council serves to protect the regime's interests should peasants elect a crazy president who will act against regime dirty tricks.
Peelay recalls meeting former Uncle Sam President Cowboy Bush.
Mr Peelay said: "It was quite an simple vassal-overlord meeting, (we) chit chatted for about 15 minutes on how to deal with PRC Commies and rabid Moslems. Like an Asiatic serf before his ang-moh master, I let Lord Bush do most of his boastings, and I doing the listening. But I remember when he came up the steps, I told him, 'Mr Overlord President, despite having 75% chinks, our rulers want you reassure you that Peasantpore is forever a vassal of Uncle Sam.' He patted me on the back and said "I know, you Asiatics merely changed ang-mon masters, don't worry."
Regime bank DBS Chairman Pete A-Er-Seah and Jiat Leow Bee Ambassador Tan Ah Tiong received the Distinguished Service Order.
Pete A-Er-Seah is a familiar face in the banking sector. He formely balked the regime takeover of Overseas Union Bank but is currently now serving as the chairman of regime controlled DBS Group Holdings.
Pete A-Er-Seah crows the his earlier trangressions against the banking reforms has no effect once he mastered PrataNathan's sublime 'Prata Flipping Skills'.
"Last time i foolishly oppose Ruler Loong's decree to consolidate the banks but end of the day, consolidation lan-lan still carry on. Then I know I gone case liao but my kawan show me got this sublime 'Prata Flipping Skills'. See I mastered it and now the regime give me stamp of approval as loyal lackey.," laughed Pete.
The other recipient, Lackey Tan Ah Tiong, was Peasantpore's Ambassador to 日本大帝国 from October 15, 2004 to January 27, 2012. He is credited for placating the Nihon fat losers after Wikileaks revealed Peasantpore civil serpents regarded 日本大帝国 as 'fat loser'.
The Meritorious Service Medal went to eight individuals including Bila-harakiri Kausikan-ni-nah. Lackey Kausikan-ni-nah was promoted for his acid summary judgement of the Northern Mats but managed to mend fences by offering copious supply PRC hostess to the Northern Mats top leadership.
As usual, Ruler Loong never forgets the armed forces. One Meritorious Lackey Medal (Military) was awarded to the Chief-Lackey of Defence Force, (Lan-Gan) Neo Ah Hong.
In an email reply, LG Neo said he's "happy that the regime finally recognised the Mindef's generosity for not sending Lee Hong Yi to Detention Barracks for AWOL".
He added that the Peasantpore Armed Forces (PAF) will "continue to serve with pride and dedication to ensure that the Imperial Court and their friendly foreign merchants (see Burma, Indonesia) are well protected from extradition requests."
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Peasantpore: J Y Peelay, Chairlackey of the Council of 35% Presidential Advisers, is the recipient of this year's highest regime award - the Order of the Prata.
The Order of the Prata is conferred by the Rubber Stamp President on the advice of the Prime Minion or Ruler Loong.
It was last given in 2006 to former A*STAR Chairlacky Peelip Yeo and former Permanent Secretary Lackey of the Moneybag$ Ministry Lim Ah Guan.
The annual awards recognise those lackeys who mastered Kempeitai PrataNathan's legendary 'Prata Flipping Skills. These lackeys are never promoted to minions despite making outstanding contributions to regime or Imperial Court.
Once pompously described by ailing Great Leader LKY as being "equal to the best brains in Uncle", Lackey Peelay, a former top civil lackey has been credited with using beautiful women to develop Sex-In-Air airlines into a world-class carrier.
As lackeys usually have unnatural longevity, Peelay is still flipping pratas in Peasantpore today. As an example, Mr Peelay has been an prata adviser to the regime's rubber stamping President since 2001.
There is pressing evidence that the lameduck President is a ceremonial vase. For example when the Peasantpore regime procedurally sought presidential approval to tap the national reserves to help vassal overlord Uncle Sam, during the 2009 financial crisis.
"It was a routine wayang to meet the spirit of a sham pseudo-Westminister model... so naturally stage a wayang show and make it look less than a routine event. We helped draft proposals for Tarman's Ministry of Finance to open cookie jar. Our conclusion is our draft is super bagus and so there was no major problem. The ang-mohs were naturally laughing at us but who cares a hoot!?" Mr Peelay sneered as he reached out for another helping of beer.
Mr Pillay also plays a part in helping Peasantpore maintain good ties only with important anglo-saxon dignitaries.
As Chairlackey of the Council of Rubber Stamping Presidential Advisers, he is the regime's de facto President if the Head of State becomes senile and challenge the regime. There were lessons learnt when ex-President Nair/Ong TC tried to balk Great Leader LKY when exercising independence. Having a lackey council serves to protect the regime's interests should peasants elect a crazy president who will act against regime dirty tricks.
Peelay recalls meeting former Uncle Sam President Cowboy Bush.
Mr Peelay said: "It was quite an simple vassal-overlord meeting, (we) chit chatted for about 15 minutes on how to deal with PRC Commies and rabid Moslems. Like an Asiatic serf before his ang-moh master, I let Lord Bush do most of his boastings, and I doing the listening. But I remember when he came up the steps, I told him, 'Mr Overlord President, despite having 75% chinks, our rulers want you reassure you that Peasantpore is forever a vassal of Uncle Sam.' He patted me on the back and said "I know, you Asiatics merely changed ang-mon masters, don't worry."
Regime bank DBS Chairman Pete A-Er-Seah and Jiat Leow Bee Ambassador Tan Ah Tiong received the Distinguished Service Order.
Pete A-Er-Seah is a familiar face in the banking sector. He formely balked the regime takeover of Overseas Union Bank but is currently now serving as the chairman of regime controlled DBS Group Holdings.
Pete A-Er-Seah crows the his earlier trangressions against the banking reforms has no effect once he mastered PrataNathan's sublime 'Prata Flipping Skills'.
"Last time i foolishly oppose Ruler Loong's decree to consolidate the banks but end of the day, consolidation lan-lan still carry on. Then I know I gone case liao but my kawan show me got this sublime 'Prata Flipping Skills'. See I mastered it and now the regime give me stamp of approval as loyal lackey.," laughed Pete.
The other recipient, Lackey Tan Ah Tiong, was Peasantpore's Ambassador to 日本大帝国 from October 15, 2004 to January 27, 2012. He is credited for placating the Nihon fat losers after Wikileaks revealed Peasantpore civil serpents regarded 日本大帝国 as 'fat loser'.
The Meritorious Service Medal went to eight individuals including Bila-harakiri Kausikan-ni-nah. Lackey Kausikan-ni-nah was promoted for his acid summary judgement of the Northern Mats but managed to mend fences by offering copious supply PRC hostess to the Northern Mats top leadership.
As usual, Ruler Loong never forgets the armed forces. One Meritorious Lackey Medal (Military) was awarded to the Chief-Lackey of Defence Force, (Lan-Gan) Neo Ah Hong.
In an email reply, LG Neo said he's "happy that the regime finally recognised the Mindef's generosity for not sending Lee Hong Yi to Detention Barracks for AWOL".
He added that the Peasantpore Armed Forces (PAF) will "continue to serve with pride and dedication to ensure that the Imperial Court and their friendly foreign merchants (see Burma, Indonesia) are well protected from extradition requests."
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