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PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore's system of nepotism is here to stay despite Labour making some erection gains at Punggol East, said Acting Minion for Propoganda Lawlan Wong.
He highlighted this as an area that the regime can do better and learn from the Commie PRC when he spoke at the Peasantpore Perspectives seminar on Monday morning.
Lawlan said Peasantpore should learn from the Commie PRCs as the do not practise Dynastic Succession but their system still allows Princelings playing music chairs to be Paramount Despot. With Old Autocrat meeting Lord Yama soon, Ruler Loong may consider following Commie PRC Princeling model where trusted families take turns to be paramount ruler to maintain status quo. Dynastic succession is out because North Korea is a prime example when you have family members screwing society upside down within decades. Therefore Lawlan Wong hinted the Princeling Model will supercede the existing neopotism. It is a system where the nobles will gain more power but they nominally recognise the House of Lee as first among equals.
In addition, Lawlan Wong expounds a new theory that frowns on Peasantpore perverse meritocracy that breeds excessive competition and risk taking. He is stating the obvious as netizens and wise peasants have been grumbling for decades regarding the silly winner-takes-all meritocracy that benefits Ruler Loong and his trusted minions.
Lawlan Wong has finally conceded a precious point that minions and lackeys often seek to advance individual interests at the expense of others. For example, Bargain Hen brought in tons of cheap foreign labour to allow merchants to earn super normal profits and boost GDP. By doing so, he meets his KPI and enriched regime coffers. But poor peasants pay the price as they endure overcrowding and wage depression. As a result, netizens and various dissenters have been rallying peasants using all social media to remind peasants they can use the ballot boxes to give a series of tight feedback slaps to Ruler Loong, the latest slap is called Punggol East Erection Slap.
He urged peasants to come together to forge a new Convenant to help Ruler Loong rule peasants more effectively in the changing environment. However he cautions in the new Convenant that peasants must still kowtow Familee five times daily even if the current meritocracy is changed to ensure peasants enjoy some fruits of the riches amassed by Ruler Loong's treasury.
Lawlan Wong, who is also the Senior Minion of Regime for Propoganda merely hinted a new Convenant but refused to clarify how the regime will deal with existing flawed myopic meritocracy. He merely use cheap spin that regime will recognise but never respect new roles of netizens, Labour political dissenters and vocal peasants who love to use ballot box or Erections to highlight their displeasure.
PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore's system of nepotism is here to stay despite Labour making some erection gains at Punggol East, said Acting Minion for Propoganda Lawlan Wong.
He highlighted this as an area that the regime can do better and learn from the Commie PRC when he spoke at the Peasantpore Perspectives seminar on Monday morning.
Lawlan said Peasantpore should learn from the Commie PRCs as the do not practise Dynastic Succession but their system still allows Princelings playing music chairs to be Paramount Despot. With Old Autocrat meeting Lord Yama soon, Ruler Loong may consider following Commie PRC Princeling model where trusted families take turns to be paramount ruler to maintain status quo. Dynastic succession is out because North Korea is a prime example when you have family members screwing society upside down within decades. Therefore Lawlan Wong hinted the Princeling Model will supercede the existing neopotism. It is a system where the nobles will gain more power but they nominally recognise the House of Lee as first among equals.
In addition, Lawlan Wong expounds a new theory that frowns on Peasantpore perverse meritocracy that breeds excessive competition and risk taking. He is stating the obvious as netizens and wise peasants have been grumbling for decades regarding the silly winner-takes-all meritocracy that benefits Ruler Loong and his trusted minions.
Lawlan Wong has finally conceded a precious point that minions and lackeys often seek to advance individual interests at the expense of others. For example, Bargain Hen brought in tons of cheap foreign labour to allow merchants to earn super normal profits and boost GDP. By doing so, he meets his KPI and enriched regime coffers. But poor peasants pay the price as they endure overcrowding and wage depression. As a result, netizens and various dissenters have been rallying peasants using all social media to remind peasants they can use the ballot boxes to give a series of tight feedback slaps to Ruler Loong, the latest slap is called Punggol East Erection Slap.
He urged peasants to come together to forge a new Convenant to help Ruler Loong rule peasants more effectively in the changing environment. However he cautions in the new Convenant that peasants must still kowtow Familee five times daily even if the current meritocracy is changed to ensure peasants enjoy some fruits of the riches amassed by Ruler Loong's treasury.
Lawlan Wong, who is also the Senior Minion of Regime for Propoganda merely hinted a new Convenant but refused to clarify how the regime will deal with existing flawed myopic meritocracy. He merely use cheap spin that regime will recognise but never respect new roles of netizens, Labour political dissenters and vocal peasants who love to use ballot box or Erections to highlight their displeasure.
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