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PEASANTPORE: All 10,000 birdcage blocks and multi-storey car parks will be fitted with poodle cameras by the end of 2016.
Second Minion for Gestapo Affairs S Iswaran aka Is-an-arse said such cameras are deployed in theory to primarily to deter and solve crime, including cases of loanshark harassment.
The real aims are
1. To spy on peasants
2. Fat cat contracts for another lucky chum of the regime to supply and maintain the cameras
3. Use the cameras to film peasants littering or commiting stupid crimes to gather evidence and increase fine incomes for Ruler Loong.
4. Resell clips as porno films if they manage to catch horny peasants in 'action'
Minion Is-An-Arse said the poodles is also prepared to share the footage from its cameras with other agencies such as the inept Land Transport Arses or National Environment Arses to tackle problems such as illegal parking or high-rise littering. The poodles will get a cut of the fine for every successful conviction
As for community disputes, Is-An-Arse revealed that existing long drawn disputes, usually started by crass Babas and Nonyas can be better addressed.
Citing the previous Everitt Estate Saga Minion Is-An-Arse said the study concluded the Babas are using their England skills to make fun of Poodles and Peasants' Representatives. He is in favour of introducing 'calibrated penalties' for those who persist in their anti-social behaviour. A good start will be to apply the 'calibrated penalties' on Nicole Seah's Baba clan.
He said the Gestapo units will learn from Commie PRCs and send subtle threats to Babas or low crass merchants who persist in not resolving their community disputes. He said the Gestapo or ISD will create 'near accidents' involving relatives of those trouble makers to send a subtle warning initially. Idiots who do not get the hint will see their spouse, relatives or children involved in 'realistic staged accidents'.
Similar approach will be directed at petty merchants who hired misbehaving foreign serfs congregations.
Interesting, the Gestapo Ministry is trying to win Moslem votes by working with other lackey regime agencies to study further restrictions on the sale of alcohol. A team has been sent to Kelantan to learn from PAS about the merits of banning of consumption of alcohol in public.
PEASANTPORE: All 10,000 birdcage blocks and multi-storey car parks will be fitted with poodle cameras by the end of 2016.
Second Minion for Gestapo Affairs S Iswaran aka Is-an-arse said such cameras are deployed in theory to primarily to deter and solve crime, including cases of loanshark harassment.
The real aims are
1. To spy on peasants
2. Fat cat contracts for another lucky chum of the regime to supply and maintain the cameras
3. Use the cameras to film peasants littering or commiting stupid crimes to gather evidence and increase fine incomes for Ruler Loong.
4. Resell clips as porno films if they manage to catch horny peasants in 'action'
Minion Is-An-Arse said the poodles is also prepared to share the footage from its cameras with other agencies such as the inept Land Transport Arses or National Environment Arses to tackle problems such as illegal parking or high-rise littering. The poodles will get a cut of the fine for every successful conviction
As for community disputes, Is-An-Arse revealed that existing long drawn disputes, usually started by crass Babas and Nonyas can be better addressed.
Citing the previous Everitt Estate Saga Minion Is-An-Arse said the study concluded the Babas are using their England skills to make fun of Poodles and Peasants' Representatives. He is in favour of introducing 'calibrated penalties' for those who persist in their anti-social behaviour. A good start will be to apply the 'calibrated penalties' on Nicole Seah's Baba clan.
He said the Gestapo units will learn from Commie PRCs and send subtle threats to Babas or low crass merchants who persist in not resolving their community disputes. He said the Gestapo or ISD will create 'near accidents' involving relatives of those trouble makers to send a subtle warning initially. Idiots who do not get the hint will see their spouse, relatives or children involved in 'realistic staged accidents'.
Similar approach will be directed at petty merchants who hired misbehaving foreign serfs congregations.
Interesting, the Gestapo Ministry is trying to win Moslem votes by working with other lackey regime agencies to study further restrictions on the sale of alcohol. A team has been sent to Kelantan to learn from PAS about the merits of banning of consumption of alcohol in public.
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