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PEASANTPORE: The Punggol East by-erection is not about voting more political pariahs into Imperial Court or to further the interests of the stupid peasants in getting opposition to check on Ruler Loong, Education Minion Heng $wee $wee said.
He said it is about erecting the right lackey who can best serve Ruler Loong's interests.
Minion Heng $wee $wee said these to remind stupid peasants who support Labour' Party (WP) Angry Teochew Low Ah Khiang at the Labour rally on Saturday.
Angry Teochew Low had said that peasants should vote for the opposition to make the regime work harder for them. It is apparent this line of reasoning is pretty convincing because Arse Luck Teo and Cocky Koh are getting generous and promising a potpurri of outstanding items skipped by Lecher Palmer (busy farking Laura Ong). If Lecher Palmer has not been busted, his stupid Punggol East peasants will be still waiting for the child care centers, road junction improvements or Rivervale Plaza upgrades.
Minion Heng $wee $wee said: "Well, KNNCCB, I got no defense for Angry Teochew Low's Attack. But let me use some language games and propose peasants should vote for regime's Cocky Koh and and allow you stupid peasants to work harder for Ruler Loong."
Minion Heng $wee $wee said the regime is already working hard to improve the lives of Familee only. He said the support given by the peasants has been taken for granted since Old Autocrat secured Independence from the Brits and Northern Mats.
"It is an important responsibility to improve the lives of Familee only, to build a better future for LKY's descendants, to take the Famillee forward and we take this responsibility seriously as our KPIs are linked to Familee's appraisals. As lackeys and minions, we are working hard because we want to meet our KPIs to justify our fat cat stipends... we never give a damn about stupid peasants," said Minion Heng $wee $wee.
Minion Heng $wee $wee pointed out that the regime only introduces initiatives and delay price hikes before Procedural Erections. He hinted No Porn Lui and SMRT will only announce fare hikes after the Punggol East Erections. Other nationalised cartels are set for their turns to announce hikes after Cocky Koh secures Punggol East.
"We have no responsibilities to stupid peasants, they die, their problems. For example, in education we have been investing to produce cheap obedient serfs for merchants. Of course, we make some changes when there were if the political pariahs make many noises. Former pariah Chiam See Tong for example, managed to shame Duke Teo into implementing compulsory education," he crowed.
Minion Heng $wee $wee described the regime's candidate Cocky Koh as a sincere, dedicated and hardworking man for Familee only.
He said Cocky Koh is of the opinion that peasants suffer because of their laziness and inability to work 24x7, in contrast to the hungry foreign hordes. He will work hard to implement Ruler Loong's decrees to force stupid peasants to toil harder. He will work with minions to explore how they can use cheap foreign labours to depress local wages to attract more foreign investments.
"So I urge stupid peasants who are also voters to focus on how they can toil harder to help Cocky Koh. He must meet the KPIs to make foreign investors happy. Those stupid peasants who read Jane Austen books are pregnant with the silly idea that Cocky Koh must help them? They are asking Cocky Koh how he can contribute to a better life and how he can contribute to your future. Then might as well as him to clean your house toilet bowls huh?
Wake up peasants, this is an Asiatic Police State, do not LPPL use JFK plagarised quote, that you not ask what the regime can do for you but ask what you peasants can do for Familee!? Those peasants who have problems understanding all that I just yak, please enroll youself as a private O level student and retake your exams," Minion Heng $wee $wee sneered.
PEASANTPORE: The Punggol East by-erection is not about voting more political pariahs into Imperial Court or to further the interests of the stupid peasants in getting opposition to check on Ruler Loong, Education Minion Heng $wee $wee said.
He said it is about erecting the right lackey who can best serve Ruler Loong's interests.
Minion Heng $wee $wee said these to remind stupid peasants who support Labour' Party (WP) Angry Teochew Low Ah Khiang at the Labour rally on Saturday.
Angry Teochew Low had said that peasants should vote for the opposition to make the regime work harder for them. It is apparent this line of reasoning is pretty convincing because Arse Luck Teo and Cocky Koh are getting generous and promising a potpurri of outstanding items skipped by Lecher Palmer (busy farking Laura Ong). If Lecher Palmer has not been busted, his stupid Punggol East peasants will be still waiting for the child care centers, road junction improvements or Rivervale Plaza upgrades.
Minion Heng $wee $wee said: "Well, KNNCCB, I got no defense for Angry Teochew Low's Attack. But let me use some language games and propose peasants should vote for regime's Cocky Koh and and allow you stupid peasants to work harder for Ruler Loong."
Minion Heng $wee $wee said the regime is already working hard to improve the lives of Familee only. He said the support given by the peasants has been taken for granted since Old Autocrat secured Independence from the Brits and Northern Mats.
"It is an important responsibility to improve the lives of Familee only, to build a better future for LKY's descendants, to take the Famillee forward and we take this responsibility seriously as our KPIs are linked to Familee's appraisals. As lackeys and minions, we are working hard because we want to meet our KPIs to justify our fat cat stipends... we never give a damn about stupid peasants," said Minion Heng $wee $wee.
Minion Heng $wee $wee pointed out that the regime only introduces initiatives and delay price hikes before Procedural Erections. He hinted No Porn Lui and SMRT will only announce fare hikes after the Punggol East Erections. Other nationalised cartels are set for their turns to announce hikes after Cocky Koh secures Punggol East.
"We have no responsibilities to stupid peasants, they die, their problems. For example, in education we have been investing to produce cheap obedient serfs for merchants. Of course, we make some changes when there were if the political pariahs make many noises. Former pariah Chiam See Tong for example, managed to shame Duke Teo into implementing compulsory education," he crowed.
Minion Heng $wee $wee described the regime's candidate Cocky Koh as a sincere, dedicated and hardworking man for Familee only.
He said Cocky Koh is of the opinion that peasants suffer because of their laziness and inability to work 24x7, in contrast to the hungry foreign hordes. He will work hard to implement Ruler Loong's decrees to force stupid peasants to toil harder. He will work with minions to explore how they can use cheap foreign labours to depress local wages to attract more foreign investments.
"So I urge stupid peasants who are also voters to focus on how they can toil harder to help Cocky Koh. He must meet the KPIs to make foreign investors happy. Those stupid peasants who read Jane Austen books are pregnant with the silly idea that Cocky Koh must help them? They are asking Cocky Koh how he can contribute to a better life and how he can contribute to your future. Then might as well as him to clean your house toilet bowls huh?
Wake up peasants, this is an Asiatic Police State, do not LPPL use JFK plagarised quote, that you not ask what the regime can do for you but ask what you peasants can do for Familee!? Those peasants who have problems understanding all that I just yak, please enroll youself as a private O level student and retake your exams," Minion Heng $wee $wee sneered.
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