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PEASANTPORE: Education Minion Heng $Wee $wee said his lackeys's move to stop releasing information on top scorers in the Primary School Leaving Examination (PSLE) is to concede that their PSLE top achievers usually degenerated into passive, ordinary and indolent bookworms at later stage of their life.
Trying his hand at writing in his Facebook page to connect to stupid peasants, on Thursday morning, Minion Heng $Wee $wee said: "It is not possible, it is not desirable, to eliminate the Soviet system for PSLE that marks the start of our caste system. Yet well we crow our PSLR cohorts are world beaters, they usually lose to Ang Mohs and Nihons at the varsity levels."
He said: "The Soviet era PSLE steaming is to produce 60% cheap indolent labour for Ang Moh and Nihon investors. Hence we use terms like Normal, Express to label and demoralise peasants so that they become obedient serfs for Ang Mohs and Nihons. We must continue to label and discourage our students to the rote learning system otherwise they will start questioning their local Asiatic bosses and create havoc at work place. You think Ruler Loong really lumpar think ordinary peasant children can reach their full potential in their chosen fields huh, only for 5% Princelings yes, the rest must be cheap labour for foreigners ok. You all never use your head to think why we clamp down on Literature in O Levels and use that lumpar IB as a tool to indoctrinate our peasant children huh. You peasants are really simple minded baboons."
Minion Heng $Wee $wee pointed out that there are, in theory, now more avenues to recognise success using silly tricks, such as through the Edusave Scholarships and Edusave Merit Bursary for rote learning achievements, the wayang award for CCA to produce pro-regime lackeys, community service disguised as 'free labour'. There is even an Edusave Character Awards for exemplary peasant students to abstain from sex only to see them party in dodgy bars during their National Serfship.
State schools also provide various forms of recognition - through sporting events, academic Olympiads and competitions in different fields but end of the day, what matters is your family background and perceived loyalty to Familee.
All these, Minion Heng $Wee $wee said, are wayang platforms to promote excellence modelled after Ang Moh school systems but ultimately, end of the day, as an Asiatic society, rote learning and deference to regime leaders are still valued.
He added that in propoganda style education, it is useful to bear in mind two key points - that peasant children need to kowtow to Ruler Loong and they need to show their loyalty to Familee at all times of the day.
"Of course, as a hypocrite, I say pulling up the shoot to accelerate its growth or distorting growth in particular areas at the expense of holistic development will set the peasant children back but lan lan, still got labels like Express, Normal right, must use your brains and see what the regime is up too despite changing the wine cask, its still the same wine, like Hokkien say, change the singer but sing the same songs," he said.
This is why, Minion Heng $Wee $wee said, "we are putting the emphasis on loyalty to Ruler Loong as we see too many peasant students become anti-regime netizens who always write arty farty letters to make minions and lackeys look like drunken zebras."
"I lied if I say PSLE is an important exam - of course that slut Suzhoy Josephine Teo TCSS if she says PSLE not important because she has the money to send her spawns overseas but peasants are struck in Peasantpore. If peasant children screw up their PSLE, they are immediately labelled as stupid and will always have their label slammed on their foreheads for the rest of their lives. This is an important tool, creating castes to control the peasants when they grow up by making them demoralised at young age. I agree we are mucking around with peasants lives but as a minion, what to do, Ruler Loong call the shots." he added.
"As adults, we all know this meat grinder rote learning and ranking system is unhealthy. The Ang Mohs got a better system and they keep producing the Nobel Prize winners, world class scientists, enterprising businessmen, bold artists, hedonistic entertainers and even their paedophiles are more classy than this Johnathan Wong. Alas, we are Asiatic, forever resigned to rote learning and be serfs of Ang Mohs. Whatever that is good for Ruler Loong, however bad for the peasants must be tolerated, like this lumpar Hirohito say, just farking endure the unendurable."
"Got this Halimah, she says, she spend money go and learn from the Nordic paedophiles. Hah, if she has a brain not damaged from knocking at the floor 5 times daily, she should understand we adopt the Soviet education system? KNN, want to learn from the Nordics huh and get people to challenge Ruler Loong or ask fundamental questions why we must kowtow to Familee? I think she better wear 2 sets of tudung and talk with more intelligence when she meets the Mouthpiece again."
Minion Heng $Wee $wee hopes peasant parents will support and encourage their peasant children who are discouraged by the streaming and labels.
Minion Heng $Wee $wee concluded: "This farking Imperial China also got dumbo examination system, in the end what happen, aiyoh, kenna bullied by Ang Mohs and Nihons using their gunboats right? Those who have brains, just think lor, but think hor, dun write letters to flame me ok, not happy, write your letters to Ruler Loong or talk during his National CONversation ok. I only paid to talk cock only hor, i also salaried minion only, not related to Familee ok."
PEASANTPORE: Education Minion Heng $Wee $wee said his lackeys's move to stop releasing information on top scorers in the Primary School Leaving Examination (PSLE) is to concede that their PSLE top achievers usually degenerated into passive, ordinary and indolent bookworms at later stage of their life.
Trying his hand at writing in his Facebook page to connect to stupid peasants, on Thursday morning, Minion Heng $Wee $wee said: "It is not possible, it is not desirable, to eliminate the Soviet system for PSLE that marks the start of our caste system. Yet well we crow our PSLR cohorts are world beaters, they usually lose to Ang Mohs and Nihons at the varsity levels."
He said: "The Soviet era PSLE steaming is to produce 60% cheap indolent labour for Ang Moh and Nihon investors. Hence we use terms like Normal, Express to label and demoralise peasants so that they become obedient serfs for Ang Mohs and Nihons. We must continue to label and discourage our students to the rote learning system otherwise they will start questioning their local Asiatic bosses and create havoc at work place. You think Ruler Loong really lumpar think ordinary peasant children can reach their full potential in their chosen fields huh, only for 5% Princelings yes, the rest must be cheap labour for foreigners ok. You all never use your head to think why we clamp down on Literature in O Levels and use that lumpar IB as a tool to indoctrinate our peasant children huh. You peasants are really simple minded baboons."
Minion Heng $Wee $wee pointed out that there are, in theory, now more avenues to recognise success using silly tricks, such as through the Edusave Scholarships and Edusave Merit Bursary for rote learning achievements, the wayang award for CCA to produce pro-regime lackeys, community service disguised as 'free labour'. There is even an Edusave Character Awards for exemplary peasant students to abstain from sex only to see them party in dodgy bars during their National Serfship.
State schools also provide various forms of recognition - through sporting events, academic Olympiads and competitions in different fields but end of the day, what matters is your family background and perceived loyalty to Familee.
All these, Minion Heng $Wee $wee said, are wayang platforms to promote excellence modelled after Ang Moh school systems but ultimately, end of the day, as an Asiatic society, rote learning and deference to regime leaders are still valued.
He added that in propoganda style education, it is useful to bear in mind two key points - that peasant children need to kowtow to Ruler Loong and they need to show their loyalty to Familee at all times of the day.
"Of course, as a hypocrite, I say pulling up the shoot to accelerate its growth or distorting growth in particular areas at the expense of holistic development will set the peasant children back but lan lan, still got labels like Express, Normal right, must use your brains and see what the regime is up too despite changing the wine cask, its still the same wine, like Hokkien say, change the singer but sing the same songs," he said.
This is why, Minion Heng $Wee $wee said, "we are putting the emphasis on loyalty to Ruler Loong as we see too many peasant students become anti-regime netizens who always write arty farty letters to make minions and lackeys look like drunken zebras."
"I lied if I say PSLE is an important exam - of course that slut Suzhoy Josephine Teo TCSS if she says PSLE not important because she has the money to send her spawns overseas but peasants are struck in Peasantpore. If peasant children screw up their PSLE, they are immediately labelled as stupid and will always have their label slammed on their foreheads for the rest of their lives. This is an important tool, creating castes to control the peasants when they grow up by making them demoralised at young age. I agree we are mucking around with peasants lives but as a minion, what to do, Ruler Loong call the shots." he added.
"As adults, we all know this meat grinder rote learning and ranking system is unhealthy. The Ang Mohs got a better system and they keep producing the Nobel Prize winners, world class scientists, enterprising businessmen, bold artists, hedonistic entertainers and even their paedophiles are more classy than this Johnathan Wong. Alas, we are Asiatic, forever resigned to rote learning and be serfs of Ang Mohs. Whatever that is good for Ruler Loong, however bad for the peasants must be tolerated, like this lumpar Hirohito say, just farking endure the unendurable."
"Got this Halimah, she says, she spend money go and learn from the Nordic paedophiles. Hah, if she has a brain not damaged from knocking at the floor 5 times daily, she should understand we adopt the Soviet education system? KNN, want to learn from the Nordics huh and get people to challenge Ruler Loong or ask fundamental questions why we must kowtow to Familee? I think she better wear 2 sets of tudung and talk with more intelligence when she meets the Mouthpiece again."
Minion Heng $Wee $wee hopes peasant parents will support and encourage their peasant children who are discouraged by the streaming and labels.
Minion Heng $Wee $wee concluded: "This farking Imperial China also got dumbo examination system, in the end what happen, aiyoh, kenna bullied by Ang Mohs and Nihons using their gunboats right? Those who have brains, just think lor, but think hor, dun write letters to flame me ok, not happy, write your letters to Ruler Loong or talk during his National CONversation ok. I only paid to talk cock only hor, i also salaried minion only, not related to Familee ok."
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