Lonely Deaths as Singles - How to Let Others Immediately Know You've Died?

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Lonely Deaths as Singles - How to Let Others Immediately Know You've Died?​

We've all seen the rising trend of people dying unnoticed in flats until neighbours smelled something's off. I know I'm gonna grow old single, but I don't want to pass away only to trouble the trauma cleaners a few days later.

I've read some suggestions like wearing fall tags which notify the next-of-kin when the user collapses. I also thought of putting out a calendar at the door and cross out the dates every day. That way, when I'm unconscious or even dead and some neighbour passes by the door and sees the uncrossed dates don't match the day, at least they know that something's amiss with me.

What other suggestions can there be?

 

[Leongsam]

How about exterminating them BEFORE they die? Losers can easily be identified long before they kick the bucket and start rotting and polluting the neighbourhood.

They can be taken to a Soylent Green centre where they can be put to good use.

 

[duluxe]

When we stop seeing your posts for 1 week, we know immediately you are dead.

You should put your home address in your signature. This is your enhanced LPA for free.

 

[batman1]

Get a buddy so that he can check on u and vice versa.

 

[Truthspeak]

They can just jump into the sea and feed the fishes with his flesh so that he won’t trouble anyone

 

[mojito]

Smell u later.

 

[Dongyi]

Join a WhatsApp group. Mark your attendance daily.

 

[Balls2U]

When we stop seeing your posts for 1 week, we know immediately you are dead.

You should put your home address in your signature. This is your enhanced LPA for free.

Then someone should quickly go down to Jurong East and check on a particular individual there. Haven't heard from her for one year already.

 

[duluxe]

Then someone should quickly go down to Jurong East and check on a particular individual there. Haven't heard from her for one year already.

Actually, you or someone from the Ginfreely Love Gang should go down to check, since you all are so interested in her affairs.

Otherwise no worry, when K. Shanmugam's facebook admin team stops receiving her complaint they know what to do.