Life refreshes itself through time...

[eatshitndie]

just concocted and consumed a cup of essiac tea
every now and then needed to go loo and pee
after one week my whole body machiam tiok mati
now resurrected to life everyday chiak vege

 

[chootchiew]

Virus is really very sin
Everytime want to fuck 72virgin
1 of them could be ho jinx
Fuck liao confirm have bad dream

 

[chootchiew]

Thick Face Black Heart is a gambling tart
I think he always play baccarat
Got a 9 he shout for king of heart
Got a natural 9 he happy like fuck

 

[chootchiew]

Halsey02 I don't have a clue
Any idea he is who
Me also try to think hard too
oh ya saying ha ha ha is what he always do

 

[Narong Wongwan]

Narong reveals giant schlong under sarong
Bonks TS bon bon till TS screams tolong tolong
Secretly TS is feeling song song
Because he can't get enough of Narong's big dong

 

[Alamak1ng]

Narong is like martial art Murong
Thinking so highly of himself but always getting it wrong
Always behaving like a big Ting Tong

 

[chootchiew]

Next on the queue is Asterix
Although he and me rarely mix
Has his own style to depict
All his posts are video clips

 

[Alamak1ng]

Claire is not a mother
She is happy, so is the father
Both can continue to fuck further
The baby is not going to be borned either.

 

[Alamak1ng]

Wunderful, is he a fool?
No he isn't, he is a Tool
A tool to dig out others' stool
And he loves it too.

 

[Alamak1ng]

Jah the chink
Always love to ink
Sometimes, he sprints
But ends up in the sink.

 

[Alamak1ng]

Tonychat
A moniker that is full of crap
Yesterday he decided to eat a crab
And ended up in hospital taking a nap.

 

[Alamak1ng]

Many celebs are dying
Is it their own doing?
When a life is ending
Nothing can stop it from coming.

 

[Alamak1ng]

Malaysians support Isis
Cos they are nothing but faeces
Malay are not no Islamists
They are just laziness specialists.

 

[Alamak1ng]

Zoe Tay is an old mother hen
Chootchiew wants her in his tent
Imagining holding Zoe Tay's hands
Chootchiew's dicky already stand.

 

[Alamak1ng]

Krafty the taxi driver
Was once a Singapore Technology skiver
When his performance cannot deliver
He has no choice but to be a leaver.

 

[chootchiew]

Presently close to me is Moviestar
He is currently not online bah
Recently he was hospitalized for dehydration lah
Hope his body don't become dar

 

[chootchiew]

How can I miss out Nanospeed
His advice given to me is very deep
Make me at night cannot sleep
Need to ask him for coffee sip

 

[chootchiew]

Sub chorus :

Don't know wtf this thread title is about
Alamak1ng also never tout
Everyone just come in and shout out loud
Unexpectedly it can attract crowd

 

[Alamak1ng]

I have to serve time here in this thread
It is Leongsam's community service project
If he sees me in another thread
He will hunt me down like a rat.

 

[Alamak1ng]

R A F F U C K
Raffuck Raffuck all the way
Here fuck, there fuck
Ended up as a dead fuck.