...for the false allegation that he is the handsomest forummer in sbf. the tooth is that he is handsomest forummer not just in sbf but on this planet, bar none.
To: Whomsoever concerned and making such false allegation
c/o Sammybody Forum at Cyber Lane, Republic of Cyber Domain
Sir,
We represent and act for our client Ramseth. Take notice that:
1. Our client categorically denies himself being the most handsome man in this forum and planet.
2. Our client has already aknowledged Drifter being the most handsome man in this forum and planet.
3. Our client magnaminously makes no demand for apology or compensation, just clarification.
4. Our client, however, reserves the right to seek compensation if the matter is aggravated, without prejudice.
Yours sincerely,
Drown & Napping
Avocados & Souroranges
Bodoh Reservoir Basement Annex
Republic of Sinkapore