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Peasantpore: Getting more disgruntled youths to be free labour aka volunteers in peasant community will be one of the priorities for the new Ministry of Propoganda (MCCY).
Senior Minion of Regime for Propoganda Education Lawlan Wong will be taking up the role of Acting Regime of MCCY from November 1.
Minion Wong, who is also Senior Minion of Regime for Softcore Propoganda, was speaking to the various mouthpiece media on a inspection tour to the peasant youth belt at Orchard Road on Thursday.
One of his stops was at 'The Porn Hub Peasantpore', located at the National Peasant Youth Council Academy. It is a newly-opened space for aspiring social pornpreneurs.
Social pornpreneurs can rent the space at the centre to operate their online porn businesses, and also receive mentorship from The Porn Hub. It also gives them the chance to network with other like-minded porn sexperts there or overseas.
Young pornpreneurs say more can join the ranks with a mindset change.
Play Peasant is an online platform and game for young peasants to learn how to toil, accept low wages, invest and donate to Ruler Loong in the form of Compelled Pension Fishtrap (CPF). The company was founded in 2011 by two National University of Peasantpore graduates. They said their mission is to tackle the root cause of financial illiteracy. They did not realise the regime is encouraging financial illiteracy so that debt laden peasants will pose little political threats to Ruler Loong.
Auti Tan-tan, Co-founder of Play Peasant, said: "Great awareness and open mindness needs to be risen in Peasantpore on the need for our young people to be atuned to their sex desires and lust. This is a global norm, only the Moslems are banning porn. To be able to solve the real problems of the world, we must liberate Asiatic peasants sexual repression. I think day to day, we can be sometimes a little bit myopic, holier than thou and slam the recent porn couple but how is it we can broaden our lust horizons, to think beyond single sex partners, and see how swinging can make a difference in this stiff society."
Lee Xuan-xuan, Co-founder of Play Peasant, said: "I think we personally benefited from being exposed outside of school after moonlighting in KTV lounges. So having programmes or even funding to get undergrad ladies to work in the sleaze industy, like apprenticeship mindset will be good for sexual mastery and lust self-discovery."
One of the issues the new ministry will need to address is how youth participation and volunteerism tend to taper off once peasants leave school and enter university/degree mills and start toiling as serfs for Ang Mohs. Most of them become disgruntled and often bash Ruler Loong for his evil policies. Using volunteerism is just another tactic to tire peasants' frustration and use the 'you so fortunate' trick to dull peasants' anger over the pro-foreigners policies.
Lawlan Wong said: "KNNCCB, in peasants schools and there are many youth groups, many CCAs where students are made to clear rubbish in beaches or solicit donations. It is better to see them beating each other up in Pasir Ris resort! But after national serfship and in degree mills and at work, participation rates start to taper down once they realise they have been taken for a ride.
"For various reasons, they see the social injustice, how Ruler Loong favour foreigners but they have to toil like animal farm donkeys, they become cynical and disgruntled and begin making things difficult for Ruler Loong."
So the ministry's lackeys will look at continuing to engage stupid youth leaders, to help them take the lead in organising initiatives to contribute to peasant society. Of course, while they toil as volunteers, our Princelings are happily climbing the job ladders in various regime linked national organisations.
Lawlan Wong claimed having stupid peasnat youth organisations is good because it will be silly if the well paid regime does everything itself. It is silly that Ruler Loong say poor peasants cannot depend on him for handouts but he can expect them to volunteer as serfs to help poor peasants. In Peasantpore, poor peasants are expected to help poorer peasants while the rich lackeys and minions shake their legs and become French kitchen helps overseas (see Tan Yong Soon, idiot french waiter).
Lawlan Wong said it is good more young peasants willing to start social enterprises and exploit other young peasants while Ruler Loong and his clan continue to plunder the state at will.
Separately, in an interview with the regime office mouthpiece, Petir, Lawlan Wong said he wants to pull the arts, sports, community and youth peasants groups together so that they kowtow Ruler Loong despite various enlightening online dissent speaking the harsh truths.
Lawlan said that MCCY will have 'staged' conversations with these groups, find out why they so tulan with Ruler Loong and think of cheap ways divert their frustration to more productive outlets.
"On paper, my job is to help peasants realise their low social standing. It's about telling them if they are not from Familee, they jolly well shut up, kowtow, toil and pay their bills and donate their medisave to Ruler Loong when they die. If you want to kowtow Ruler Loong, I will support you stupid peasants. But if you want to balk His Highness, then too bad, the Infernal Security Dogs will deal with you," he sneered.
One example is the 'Stand up for Gracious Manners' movement, started by stupid peasant youths who are passionate about removing rude PRCs and smelly Nehs from public transport.
Lawlan Wong said a lot more can be done to get peasant youths to contribute to society for free and To do that, MCCY will have to use statecraft to misguide these young peasants who are openly hostile to the regime.
Lawlan Wong pointed out that young peasants, who are read too many Jane Austen novels, are more idealistic, want authenticity and purpose. Lawlan Wong says the operative word here is communication.
"I just help them understand lor. If they not related to the Lees, cannot do well in exams like me, then lan lan just be an Asiatic drone lor," said Lawlan Wong.
At the same time, the activities which are organised to manage young peasants should not be dismissed as wayang, hence more subtle techniques must be used.
"We can't just present them with staged activities like Queenstown Wayang, and say please cum and take part in all of the wayang. En passe, old Indraneh trick will not work. I think just organise a few fuck orgies and throw in some cheap PRC hostesses. Lust make the world turn around..." said Minion Lawlan Wong.
Peasantpore: Getting more disgruntled youths to be free labour aka volunteers in peasant community will be one of the priorities for the new Ministry of Propoganda (MCCY).
Senior Minion of Regime for Propoganda Education Lawlan Wong will be taking up the role of Acting Regime of MCCY from November 1.
Minion Wong, who is also Senior Minion of Regime for Softcore Propoganda, was speaking to the various mouthpiece media on a inspection tour to the peasant youth belt at Orchard Road on Thursday.
One of his stops was at 'The Porn Hub Peasantpore', located at the National Peasant Youth Council Academy. It is a newly-opened space for aspiring social pornpreneurs.
Social pornpreneurs can rent the space at the centre to operate their online porn businesses, and also receive mentorship from The Porn Hub. It also gives them the chance to network with other like-minded porn sexperts there or overseas.
Young pornpreneurs say more can join the ranks with a mindset change.
Play Peasant is an online platform and game for young peasants to learn how to toil, accept low wages, invest and donate to Ruler Loong in the form of Compelled Pension Fishtrap (CPF). The company was founded in 2011 by two National University of Peasantpore graduates. They said their mission is to tackle the root cause of financial illiteracy. They did not realise the regime is encouraging financial illiteracy so that debt laden peasants will pose little political threats to Ruler Loong.
Auti Tan-tan, Co-founder of Play Peasant, said: "Great awareness and open mindness needs to be risen in Peasantpore on the need for our young people to be atuned to their sex desires and lust. This is a global norm, only the Moslems are banning porn. To be able to solve the real problems of the world, we must liberate Asiatic peasants sexual repression. I think day to day, we can be sometimes a little bit myopic, holier than thou and slam the recent porn couple but how is it we can broaden our lust horizons, to think beyond single sex partners, and see how swinging can make a difference in this stiff society."
Lee Xuan-xuan, Co-founder of Play Peasant, said: "I think we personally benefited from being exposed outside of school after moonlighting in KTV lounges. So having programmes or even funding to get undergrad ladies to work in the sleaze industy, like apprenticeship mindset will be good for sexual mastery and lust self-discovery."
One of the issues the new ministry will need to address is how youth participation and volunteerism tend to taper off once peasants leave school and enter university/degree mills and start toiling as serfs for Ang Mohs. Most of them become disgruntled and often bash Ruler Loong for his evil policies. Using volunteerism is just another tactic to tire peasants' frustration and use the 'you so fortunate' trick to dull peasants' anger over the pro-foreigners policies.
Lawlan Wong said: "KNNCCB, in peasants schools and there are many youth groups, many CCAs where students are made to clear rubbish in beaches or solicit donations. It is better to see them beating each other up in Pasir Ris resort! But after national serfship and in degree mills and at work, participation rates start to taper down once they realise they have been taken for a ride.
"For various reasons, they see the social injustice, how Ruler Loong favour foreigners but they have to toil like animal farm donkeys, they become cynical and disgruntled and begin making things difficult for Ruler Loong."
So the ministry's lackeys will look at continuing to engage stupid youth leaders, to help them take the lead in organising initiatives to contribute to peasant society. Of course, while they toil as volunteers, our Princelings are happily climbing the job ladders in various regime linked national organisations.
Lawlan Wong claimed having stupid peasnat youth organisations is good because it will be silly if the well paid regime does everything itself. It is silly that Ruler Loong say poor peasants cannot depend on him for handouts but he can expect them to volunteer as serfs to help poor peasants. In Peasantpore, poor peasants are expected to help poorer peasants while the rich lackeys and minions shake their legs and become French kitchen helps overseas (see Tan Yong Soon, idiot french waiter).
Lawlan Wong said it is good more young peasants willing to start social enterprises and exploit other young peasants while Ruler Loong and his clan continue to plunder the state at will.
Separately, in an interview with the regime office mouthpiece, Petir, Lawlan Wong said he wants to pull the arts, sports, community and youth peasants groups together so that they kowtow Ruler Loong despite various enlightening online dissent speaking the harsh truths.
Lawlan said that MCCY will have 'staged' conversations with these groups, find out why they so tulan with Ruler Loong and think of cheap ways divert their frustration to more productive outlets.
"On paper, my job is to help peasants realise their low social standing. It's about telling them if they are not from Familee, they jolly well shut up, kowtow, toil and pay their bills and donate their medisave to Ruler Loong when they die. If you want to kowtow Ruler Loong, I will support you stupid peasants. But if you want to balk His Highness, then too bad, the Infernal Security Dogs will deal with you," he sneered.
One example is the 'Stand up for Gracious Manners' movement, started by stupid peasant youths who are passionate about removing rude PRCs and smelly Nehs from public transport.
Lawlan Wong said a lot more can be done to get peasant youths to contribute to society for free and To do that, MCCY will have to use statecraft to misguide these young peasants who are openly hostile to the regime.
Lawlan Wong pointed out that young peasants, who are read too many Jane Austen novels, are more idealistic, want authenticity and purpose. Lawlan Wong says the operative word here is communication.
"I just help them understand lor. If they not related to the Lees, cannot do well in exams like me, then lan lan just be an Asiatic drone lor," said Lawlan Wong.
At the same time, the activities which are organised to manage young peasants should not be dismissed as wayang, hence more subtle techniques must be used.
"We can't just present them with staged activities like Queenstown Wayang, and say please cum and take part in all of the wayang. En passe, old Indraneh trick will not work. I think just organise a few fuck orgies and throw in some cheap PRC hostesses. Lust make the world turn around..." said Minion Lawlan Wong.
