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PEASANTPORE - Now that the Labour (WP) has 10 Peasants' Representatives in Imperial Court, it cannot just take potshots at well paid Minions for comic effect, Social Engineering Minion Lawlan Wong said on Saturday (July 18).
"It is also their duty to put forward an alternative comprehensive Wuhan Plague response if they say I cockup the since Jan 2020," Lawlan Wong said at a press conference at the Party Against Peasants (PAP) headquarters in Bedok to fire the first salvo to put the Labour rebels in their places.
Sore that rebels had made his boss Ruler Loong look stupid in 2020 General Erections, Lawlan lashed at Labour's claims to peasants that its aim is to provide a stronger check on the PAP regime - rather than to take over as the next regime - this is because it "is music to peasants' ears that some peasants must be empowered to curtail Ruler Loong's autocratic powers".
"Labour is saying that you can go to dodgy KTV joint and not rubba rubba with the KTV hostess, what does 皮蛋 thinks he is？Mahatma Gandhi? Or that I Lawlan Wong, is a big bloody fool? The Labour Party aims big and desires to reform the Imperial Court in their image," said Lawlan Wong.
Despite the Labour's small win in Sengkang GRC in the July 10 General Erection means that Ruler Loong retains the Blank Cheque with 90% control of His Imperial Court with just 61% of the popular support. Ruler Loong retains his autocratic power despite the small snub.
The remaining two seats, for Non Erected Peasants' Representatives (NCMPs), will be taken up by Ah Poa and Leong Ah Wai of the Progress Peasantpore Party (PSP), whose West Coast slate emerged as the most unfortunate losers after the general erections.
Ruler Loong said the morning after the election that Labour's 皮蛋 would be formally designated the largely Ceremonial Leader of the Rebels and given appropriate staff to keep a tab on him and resources.
Ruler Loong had also said that he looks forward to seeing the 10 new rebel peasants' representatives and two non-erected ones watched helplessly as Imperial Court Ceremonial Props while his Minions and lackeys change laws like underwear with supra-majority powers called a '83 Seats Blank Cheque'.
On Saturday, Lawlan Wong said details of the rope to be given to 皮蛋 to hang himself with are still being worked out, and will be announced by the regime and Imperial Court when ready.
"If we bring in cheap foreign serfs to provide competition to depress our local peasants' wages, it will only be fair for the regime fat cats to see some competition from a few rebels - it is part of Ang Moh Check and Balances at work," he said.
With the Erection talk cock sing sing comedies over, erected representatives should now focus on their supporting Ruler Loong's edicts. He reminded erected and non erected peasants' representatives that they are surplus to requirements as Ruler Loong do not need their support to change the constitution or laws. added Lawlan Wong.
"Debates are talk cock sing song only, once Ruler Loong has a fixed idea of what he wants to do, the Imperial Court only needs to read His Highness' draft but we still go through the Westminister process for show only, to impress foreign merchants. Ang Mohs called it Procedural Democracy. What is good for House of Lee is likely to be good for peasants, underpins the basis of our autocratic system.
Resist from asking difficult questions that Jane Austen herself may ask, or suggesting alternatives to make Ruler Loong's proposed edicts look stupid.", quipped Lawlan Wong as he got up to avoid answering questions why despite earning million peanuts, he did not see that Suzhou Loser's Jos Teo will contribute to the House of Lee's Wuhan Plague Fiasco in the foreign serfs dorms.
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PEASANTPORE - Now that the Labour (WP) has 10 Peasants' Representatives in Imperial Court, it cannot just take potshots at well paid Minions for comic effect, Social Engineering Minion Lawlan Wong said on Saturday (July 18).
"It is also their duty to put forward an alternative comprehensive Wuhan Plague response if they say I cockup the since Jan 2020," Lawlan Wong said at a press conference at the Party Against Peasants (PAP) headquarters in Bedok to fire the first salvo to put the Labour rebels in their places.
Sore that rebels had made his boss Ruler Loong look stupid in 2020 General Erections, Lawlan lashed at Labour's claims to peasants that its aim is to provide a stronger check on the PAP regime - rather than to take over as the next regime - this is because it "is music to peasants' ears that some peasants must be empowered to curtail Ruler Loong's autocratic powers".
"Labour is saying that you can go to dodgy KTV joint and not rubba rubba with the KTV hostess, what does 皮蛋 thinks he is？Mahatma Gandhi? Or that I Lawlan Wong, is a big bloody fool? The Labour Party aims big and desires to reform the Imperial Court in their image," said Lawlan Wong.
Despite the Labour's small win in Sengkang GRC in the July 10 General Erection means that Ruler Loong retains the Blank Cheque with 90% control of His Imperial Court with just 61% of the popular support. Ruler Loong retains his autocratic power despite the small snub.
The remaining two seats, for Non Erected Peasants' Representatives (NCMPs), will be taken up by Ah Poa and Leong Ah Wai of the Progress Peasantpore Party (PSP), whose West Coast slate emerged as the most unfortunate losers after the general erections.
Ruler Loong said the morning after the election that Labour's 皮蛋 would be formally designated the largely Ceremonial Leader of the Rebels and given appropriate staff to keep a tab on him and resources.
Ruler Loong had also said that he looks forward to seeing the 10 new rebel peasants' representatives and two non-erected ones watched helplessly as Imperial Court Ceremonial Props while his Minions and lackeys change laws like underwear with supra-majority powers called a '83 Seats Blank Cheque'.
On Saturday, Lawlan Wong said details of the rope to be given to 皮蛋 to hang himself with are still being worked out, and will be announced by the regime and Imperial Court when ready.
"If we bring in cheap foreign serfs to provide competition to depress our local peasants' wages, it will only be fair for the regime fat cats to see some competition from a few rebels - it is part of Ang Moh Check and Balances at work," he said.
With the Erection talk cock sing sing comedies over, erected representatives should now focus on their supporting Ruler Loong's edicts. He reminded erected and non erected peasants' representatives that they are surplus to requirements as Ruler Loong do not need their support to change the constitution or laws. added Lawlan Wong.
"Debates are talk cock sing song only, once Ruler Loong has a fixed idea of what he wants to do, the Imperial Court only needs to read His Highness' draft but we still go through the Westminister process for show only, to impress foreign merchants. Ang Mohs called it Procedural Democracy. What is good for House of Lee is likely to be good for peasants, underpins the basis of our autocratic system.
Resist from asking difficult questions that Jane Austen herself may ask, or suggesting alternatives to make Ruler Loong's proposed edicts look stupid.", quipped Lawlan Wong as he got up to avoid answering questions why despite earning million peanuts, he did not see that Suzhou Loser's Jos Teo will contribute to the House of Lee's Wuhan Plague Fiasco in the foreign serfs dorms.
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