Karang guni woman massaged me on a cool afternoon, damn shiok

[Romagnum]

Cool day, I was sleeping on the sofa after lunch with the main door open.

Somebody woke me up caling shuai ge, shuai ge.

I laughed, I am obese, not shuai.

It was a PRC karung guni woman, not bad looking, dressed in denim shorts.

Asked me if I have any second hand goods to give her or sell to her cheap.

I said no, she asked if can come in and take a look.

I said okay. She asked if I am alone, I said yes.

She unbuttoned one button and asked if I wanted massage.

I asked if she meant sex.

She unbuttoned her denim shorts and said no sex, she will massage and PCC me, I can touch her anywhere for $50.

I hesitated, she said $40 will do, I didn't answer.

She said understand, HDB folks not much money, $35 she will on.

I on

Now $35 poorer but feels shiok...on a lazy rainy afternoon

 

[Television]

cool story bro.

 

[hokkien]

Bro so its $35 for pcc only?

 

[zeddy]

For $35, you can easily get yourself a Thai or Indon pussy to fuck at Lor 24..

 

[Television]

For $35, you can easily get yourself a Thai or Indon pussy to fuck at Lor 24..

You go there regularly right?

 

[Narong Wongwan]

your house got no old newspapers? use those to pay lah

 

[Raiders]

For $35, you can easily get yourself a Thai or Indon pussy to fuck at Lor 24..

Sometimes can spot PRC there if you are lucky. 2 weeks ago tried one standing at the main road opposite the badminton hall. Dead fish! I thought maybe praise her abit can get better services but knn still dead fish.

Raiders: You very pretty.

PRC chicken: Is it?

Raiders: yeah, I have never look for girls on this street no matter how they seduce me. You are the first one.

PRC Chicken: Faster lah uncle, I still got to do business later

Raiders: KNNBCCB...

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

$35 just for touching? U could have touched yourself and save $35!

 

[Raiders]

You go there regularly right?

He is my buddy at Geylang lorong 24.

 

[zeddy]

You go there regularly right?

Been quite some time since I went there..

 

[zeddy]

He is my buddy at Geylang lorong 24.

Not sure how the situation at Lor 24 now, since they did that publicised raid a month ago.. Guess things are back to normal there..

 

[lorrydriver]

Bro Romagnum your story in the wrong forum site la

 

[Television]

Been quite some time since I went there..

Not smelly meh? I drove my friend there once, I puked(Literally) while waiting for him outside.. There seem to have a strong sweat & piss smell lingering in the air.

 

[Television]

He is my buddy at Geylang lorong 24.

Budget sia!!

 

[Extremist]

she can easily earn 7k a mth and her story will be very convincing

 

[hokkien]

your house got no old newspapers? use those to pay lah

Bro to use the newspapers to offset means a year of newspapers liao

 

[zeddy]

your house got no old newspapers? use those to pay lah

Bro to use the newspapers to offset means a year of newspapers liao

TS can also sell his laptop, LED TV, home theatre, microwave, fridge to the karang guni lady so that he can raise the $35..

 

[chorut]

Moral of the story: Leave your main door open when sleeping on your sofa after lunch.

 

[streetsmart73]

Moral of the story: Leave your main door open when sleeping on your sofa after lunch.

hi there


1. yo! sell it to kopi!
2. he really needs some rubbing down there hoh.

 

[cheowyonglee]

next time get her hp number and pass it to me.i will sms her to come and collect my newspaper and junk thing here.