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PEASANTPORE: Asiatic merchant Eric Ding Ah Yang has been declared guilty of three charges of bribing three horny Lebanese football officials with whores, as an inducement to fix matches that they would officiate in future.
His Asiatic shyster, Hamidul Haq, on Tuesday (July 1) told the Kangaroo Court that his client is a victim of Ruler Loong's anger and would be appealing against the verdict.
In a 34-page written judgment issued by the district court on Tuesday, District Kangaroo Toh Ah Cheong said he agree with prosecution that merely obeying Ruler Loong's decree to hammer Fixer Ding will suffice and there is no need to adopt the Ang Moh's "reasonable doubt” test.
Fixer Ding, a world class match bookie, actually made Peasantpore proud for the city state's over-representation in the global match syndicates.
Using the old Asiatic trick, he had arranged for the three men to receive sexual services from three whores hours before the match.
The officials — referee Ali Sabbagh, and linesmen Abdallah Taleb and Ali Eid, otherwise pious Moslems — have been whipped or flogged but their limbs have not been chopped off, neither are they stoned yet.
Ding's shyster had argued during the trial that the whores were neither told to fuck nor not fuck the the match officials.
Kangaroo Toh, however, pointed out: “KNNCCB, you think I mission school boy is it? If not told to fuck the three stooges, they carry condoms for fuck? Use the condoms as drinking bags Haq, you trying to be funny right, you not in the SAF now ok, no need to act stupid.”
“This Fixer Ding, I tell you what lah, when Interpol send the info to Ruler Loong, you think Ruler Loong finds it funny huh? Amazing that the local gestapo do not even know that Peasantpore's peasants dominate the global match fixing scene. Today they fix matches and make Ruler Loong lose face, then tomorrow, they fix the 2016 Procedural Erections huh?,” he sneered when replying to Shyster Haq.
Then when Ruler Loong made it clear that Fixer Ding better tremble, obey and admit his guilt, what did Fixer Ding do? Adopt Asiatic Golden Silence, he thinks its Yankee prime time drama of 'Ally Mcbeal' is it? In Asiatic Peasantpore, if Ruler Loong say you guilty, then you guilty, please do not cite Jane Austen and play language games lor, in this case, worse, play mute.,” the Kangaroo said.
For his conviction and to warn other peasants, Fixer Ding can be jailed up to 60 Full Moons and fined 100,000 peanuts on each of his three charges.
PEASANTPORE: Asiatic merchant Eric Ding Ah Yang has been declared guilty of three charges of bribing three horny Lebanese football officials with whores, as an inducement to fix matches that they would officiate in future.
His Asiatic shyster, Hamidul Haq, on Tuesday (July 1) told the Kangaroo Court that his client is a victim of Ruler Loong's anger and would be appealing against the verdict.
In a 34-page written judgment issued by the district court on Tuesday, District Kangaroo Toh Ah Cheong said he agree with prosecution that merely obeying Ruler Loong's decree to hammer Fixer Ding will suffice and there is no need to adopt the Ang Moh's "reasonable doubt” test.
Fixer Ding, a world class match bookie, actually made Peasantpore proud for the city state's over-representation in the global match syndicates.
Using the old Asiatic trick, he had arranged for the three men to receive sexual services from three whores hours before the match.
The officials — referee Ali Sabbagh, and linesmen Abdallah Taleb and Ali Eid, otherwise pious Moslems — have been whipped or flogged but their limbs have not been chopped off, neither are they stoned yet.
Ding's shyster had argued during the trial that the whores were neither told to fuck nor not fuck the the match officials.
Kangaroo Toh, however, pointed out: “KNNCCB, you think I mission school boy is it? If not told to fuck the three stooges, they carry condoms for fuck? Use the condoms as drinking bags Haq, you trying to be funny right, you not in the SAF now ok, no need to act stupid.”
“This Fixer Ding, I tell you what lah, when Interpol send the info to Ruler Loong, you think Ruler Loong finds it funny huh? Amazing that the local gestapo do not even know that Peasantpore's peasants dominate the global match fixing scene. Today they fix matches and make Ruler Loong lose face, then tomorrow, they fix the 2016 Procedural Erections huh?,” he sneered when replying to Shyster Haq.
Then when Ruler Loong made it clear that Fixer Ding better tremble, obey and admit his guilt, what did Fixer Ding do? Adopt Asiatic Golden Silence, he thinks its Yankee prime time drama of 'Ally Mcbeal' is it? In Asiatic Peasantpore, if Ruler Loong say you guilty, then you guilty, please do not cite Jane Austen and play language games lor, in this case, worse, play mute.,” the Kangaroo said.
For his conviction and to warn other peasants, Fixer Ding can be jailed up to 60 Full Moons and fined 100,000 peanuts on each of his three charges.
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