Just got a call from this number 021 0244 6071

[Froggy]

Froggie.....You can come mow my lawn

Chey! Chey! Chey!

 

[jw5]

I like the aroma of freshly mowed lawns.

u don't like the aroma of napalm in the mornings?

 

[jw5]

Froggie.....You can come mow my lawn

Is "lawn" a euphemism for pubic hair?

 

[bakkuttay]

all the pubic hairs transplanted to the head

 

[SadPlumpGirl]

Is "lawn" a euphemism for pubic hair?

Hehe...u got me!

 

[eatshitndie]

021 is not the country code you twit. It's the telco.

vodafone new zealand. it's from a mobile. if the caller is a tonychat clone in nz, it's a samsung. if the caller is a drifter clone in nz, it's an iphone. most likely not a motorola. :p

 

[looneytan]

Could be your last chance of moving your lawn.

who the fuck moving the lawn!

I only heard someone moved the cheese

 

[zhihau]

Chey! Chey! Chey!

bro,
可以吃，不要浪费。。。 mai pah sng!

 

[Froggy]

bro,
可以吃，不要浪费。。。 mai pah sng!

Wise words but I am sure I will feel disgust and regret for the rest of my life and probably suffer permanent psychological damage for the rest of my life.