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I'm very disgusted by Steven Spielberg for posing with an animal he shot dead!

Agoraphobic

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I thought the dinosaurs became extinct because Noah took only the good animals onto the Ark and the bad animals all drowned in the Great Flood.

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"65 million years ago, Triceratops was one of the last dinosaurs............... doomed by the loss of its accustomed vegetation, as clouds of dust circled the globe in the wake of the K/T meteor impact."
 

eatshitndie

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I thought the dinosaurs became extinct because Noah took only the good animals onto the Ark and the bad animals all drowned in the Great Flood.

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there was not enough room, and balancing the ark was critical. the main problem was that both diplodocus had to stick their necks and tails out the window, the female was heavier than the male (although the male farted more and shitted more), and both had to be separated starboard to port in order to balance the floating piece of crap. computer simulation by noah indicated that both t-rex would gnaw the gonads of the male diplo, causing further imbalance which might capsize the crapcraft, thus he got a waiver from yahweh to cull all dino's. :o
 

kryonlight

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I thought the dinosaurs became extinct because Noah took only the good animals onto the Ark and the bad animals all drowned in the Great Flood.

The dinosaurs were too big to fit into his Ark, and Noah forsook them. Some of the animals who were gay disguised themselves as good animals and took a free ride on the Ark. God punished Noah for this oversight by making some of his descendants gay. The punishment continues to this day as I understand the story.
 

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The same muttafarke rstabbed 2008 CHina Olympics in the back by pulling out last minute...... fortunately it gave a true blue Chinaman Zhang Yimou the chance to showcase his talents!!! Rest is history but the feat will never ever be matched by racist redneck Steven Spielberg!!!!!!
 
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